The Shedeur Sanders era begins with 2 hopeful completions unceremoniously interrupted by a giant sack. Try not to be too on the nose, Cleveland writers
November 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The Shedeur Sanders era begins with 2 hopeful completions unceremoniously interrupted by a giant sack. Try not to be too on the nose, Cleveland writers
I agree that books from 1890-1930 are so fucking Alpha. Red Badge of Courage? Fucking MANLY war shit. The Jungle? Guys fucking falling into industrial vats, real Joker stuff. Orlando? Haven’t read it, but the author’s last name is Woolf so you know it’s as Alpha as it gets
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
I agree that books from 1890-1930 are so fucking Alpha. Red Badge of Courage? Fucking MANLY war shit. The Jungle? Guys fucking falling into industrial vats, real Joker stuff. Orlando? Haven’t read it, but the author’s last name is Woolf so you know it’s as Alpha as it gets
Today, I once again honor those who continue to embody what it means to be crafty: Mercedes Lewis, Al Horford, and Rich Hill among others.
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Today, I once again honor those who continue to embody what it means to be crafty: Mercedes Lewis, Al Horford, and Rich Hill among others.
It’s the same list as Pope Leo XIII (1878-1903), except “TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT US!!” has climbed to #1
Pope Leo has shared his four favorite movies of all time, as the Vatican prepares to host dozens of actors and directors in a “World of Cinema” gathering on Saturday at his official residence. See which films made the pope's list. nyti.ms/4p3exK9
Pope Leo Shares His Favorite Movies Ahead of Vatican Event
The list leans heavily on uplifting classics.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
It’s the same list as Pope Leo XIII (1878-1903), except “TRAIN IS COMING RIGHT AT US!!” has climbed to #1
Elon was the one who bought a signed first edition of The Iliad for Jennifer Lopez
*maximum alpha at 1.25x speed* continuously lives on in my head, unfortunately.
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Elon was the one who bought a signed first edition of The Iliad for Jennifer Lopez
The Simpsons - Unusually Large Ugly Baby Born
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November 9, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Continuing to project competency and 21st century winning
The White House just posted this they are not mad they swear they are so not mad
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Continuing to project competency and 21st century winning
With his last breath, Dick Cheney whispers “Babylon.” A snowglobe depicting nuclear winter in a desert landscape rolls out of his hand, shattering. But what appeared to be sand is actually yellowcake uranium. Everyone around him dies needlessly.
November 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
With his last breath, Dick Cheney whispers “Babylon.” A snowglobe depicting nuclear winter in a desert landscape rolls out of his hand, shattering. But what appeared to be sand is actually yellowcake uranium. Everyone around him dies needlessly.
Oh no, Blue Jays have Brad Paisley warming up in the bullpen
November 2, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Oh no, Blue Jays have Brad Paisley warming up in the bullpen
Should never have lied about Reagan’s tariffs
November 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Should never have lied about Reagan’s tariffs
Dodgers should cut Ohtani
November 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dodgers should cut Ohtani
Stay after the Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere Credits to see Harry Belafonte approach Bruce to form the We Are the World initiative
October 27, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Stay after the Springsteen: Deliver Me From Nowhere Credits to see Harry Belafonte approach Bruce to form the We Are the World initiative
I think bad NFL reffing luck is like the movie It Follows. You gotta pass it on to the next team before it really gets you. Lions and it, handed it to Tampa. Next week the Saints are about to contract a bad case of yellow flag
October 21, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I think bad NFL reffing luck is like the movie It Follows. You gotta pass it on to the next team before it really gets you. Lions and it, handed it to Tampa. Next week the Saints are about to contract a bad case of yellow flag
Exit, pursued by a claims adjuster
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
Shakespeare family home damaged by reversing driver
A 17th-century building that housed William Shakespeare's family has been left damaged after a driver reversed into it.
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October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Exit, pursued by a claims adjuster
Looks like you want me to degrade you—fantastic! Would you like me to call you a dirty name? I can create a spreadsheet of moderately cruel insults—perhaps something related to current events of 2023?
OpenAI CEO announces they will soon allow verified adults to use ChatGPT to generate erotic content.
October 15, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Looks like you want me to degrade you—fantastic! Would you like me to call you a dirty name? I can create a spreadsheet of moderately cruel insults—perhaps something related to current events of 2023?
Vardaman’s mother is not a fish. I mean, come on—she’s clearly a woman.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Vardaman’s mother is not a fish. I mean, come on—she’s clearly a woman.
Prince Fielder hits a triple while McCarver recites "Enter Sandman"
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October 11, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Tigers playoff MVP is E3
October 8, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Tigers playoff MVP is E3
The Tigers were serving these Green Goblin projectiles tonight so let’s hope they don’t get 0-17 with RISP
October 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Tigers were serving these Green Goblin projectiles tonight so let’s hope they don’t get 0-17 with RISP
Who put Nelson Cruz’ soul in Julio Rodriguez
October 6, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Who put Nelson Cruz’ soul in Julio Rodriguez
I do like the Mariners trident thing. I think a team should have a series of larger and larger containers and at the end of the season they open the final mammoth container and it’s just the first one all over again
October 6, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I do like the Mariners trident thing. I think a team should have a series of larger and larger containers and at the end of the season they open the final mammoth container and it’s just the first one all over again
FS1 seemingly having budget problems with their strike zone shading account
October 5, 2025 at 2:47 AM
FS1 seemingly having budget problems with their strike zone shading account
New Lewis and Clark epic faces backlash as Tilly Norwood is cast as Sacajawea
October 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
New Lewis and Clark epic faces backlash as Tilly Norwood is cast as Sacajawea
Parker Meadows should only be allowed to bunt. His position should be CenterBunter. His name should be Bunter Meadows.
October 2, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Parker Meadows should only be allowed to bunt. His position should be CenterBunter. His name should be Bunter Meadows.