Chipotle chips have salt of one thousand oceans
January 6, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Chipotle chips have salt of one thousand oceans
We’ve got the american jesus
January 3, 2026 at 7:49 AM
We’ve got the american jesus
on second thought, is it too late to see the titanic?
January 3, 2026 at 7:33 AM
on second thought, is it too late to see the titanic?
I thought it was Megan Three Stallion
January 3, 2026 at 1:35 AM
I thought it was Megan Three Stallion
a piping hot plate of icy cold food - microwaving across america's heartland
December 30, 2025 at 3:46 AM
a piping hot plate of icy cold food - microwaving across america's heartland
microwaving an empty plate to see wtf happens
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
microwaving an empty plate to see wtf happens
my microwave is actually a plate warmer
December 30, 2025 at 3:37 AM
my microwave is actually a plate warmer
Do not show the Santa Tracker to Pete Hegseth
December 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Do not show the Santa Tracker to Pete Hegseth
Uncrustables Oops All Jelly
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Uncrustables Oops All Jelly
I will not be fooled by the marketing tactics of “Standard Time.” This is “Daylight Spending Time” and everyone fukcking knows it.
November 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I will not be fooled by the marketing tactics of “Standard Time.” This is “Daylight Spending Time” and everyone fukcking knows it.
It is not standard time if we do it less than half the year.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
November 4, 2025 at 1:49 AM
It is not standard time if we do it less than half the year.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
Daylight Spending Time is WHQT THE FUXCM THIS IS.
they might believe in god, but they don't believe in hell
October 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
they might believe in god, but they don't believe in hell
my school sold McDonald’s cheeseburgers at lunch and gave me a C grade in physical education
September 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
my school sold McDonald’s cheeseburgers at lunch and gave me a C grade in physical education
you guys are playing a lot of bingo
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 PM
you guys are playing a lot of bingo
first guy with a collapsed lung was prolly like wtf?
September 25, 2025 at 5:49 PM
first guy with a collapsed lung was prolly like wtf?
Most pizza reviews don’t mention “out-pizzaing the hut,” probably bcuz they fukcing don't
August 23, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Most pizza reviews don’t mention “out-pizzaing the hut,” probably bcuz they fukcing don't
according to time limp bizkit is classic rock
August 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
according to time limp bizkit is classic rock
accidentally tried the new outlook
August 12, 2025 at 4:45 PM
accidentally tried the new outlook