Johnsey
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Matt Maltese
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Be the coolest kid on your block. Get 'Hers' now. See my writing credit on Track 2, Buses Replace Trains! (I indirectly suggested the title to Matt - he gave me a percentage; what a guy)
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On a Swansea-London train. 5 carriages instead of the scheduled 10. Pleas over the tannoy for people not to put bags on seats all come to nought because the selfish bastards who have so done all have their Airpods jammed in very tight
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 AM
On a Swansea-London train. 5 carriages instead of the scheduled 10. Pleas over the tannoy for people not to put bags on seats all come to nought because the selfish bastards who have so done all have their Airpods jammed in very tight
5/10. Capital, country, team, author & treaty. And the best of British luck.
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November 24, 2025 at 2:21 AM
5/10. Capital, country, team, author & treaty. And the best of British luck.
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All rise for Hey Little Girl. Perfection.
#forgotten80s
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November 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
All rise for Hey Little Girl. Perfection.
#forgotten80s
#forgotten80s
Bruce overdoing it on a crap song. In other words, half his output
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November 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bruce overdoing it on a crap song. In other words, half his output
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#forgotten80s
As I was saying....
Spurs get ever more Spursy
November 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
As I was saying....
Spurs get ever more Spursy
November 23, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Spurs get ever more Spursy
3/10. Easier to list the ones I got - President, director & PM.
*slinks away in a sulk*
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*slinks away in a sulk*
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November 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
3/10. Easier to list the ones I got - President, director & PM.
*slinks away in a sulk*
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*slinks away in a sulk*
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Matt Maltese at the O2 Academy in Bristol tonight was excellent. No flash, just excellent craft & such a classy band. He's on a smallish UK tour. Do yourself a favour & grab a ticket.
November 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Matt Maltese at the O2 Academy in Bristol tonight was excellent. No flash, just excellent craft & such a classy band. He's on a smallish UK tour. Do yourself a favour & grab a ticket.
All Blacks coach Scott Robertson has *the* most Kiwi haircut
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
All Blacks coach Scott Robertson has *the* most Kiwi haircut
In a coffee shop. One of those families behind me whose normal conversation sounds like a Valleys cat fight with a man trying to stop it
November 22, 2025 at 10:42 AM
In a coffee shop. One of those families behind me whose normal conversation sounds like a Valleys cat fight with a man trying to stop it
Aggers audibly getting the death stare from Stokes there
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Aggers audibly getting the death stare from Stokes there
Funny, didn't get a BBC Breaking News alert on this. Maybe because he came to Caerphilly by conventional means
Paedophile caught reoffending told police: ‘I just don’t care’
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Paedophile caught reoffending told police: ‘I just don’t care’
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Paedophile caught reoffending told police: ‘I just don’t care’
Caerphilly paedophile caught reoffending during a suspended prison sentence told a police officer, 'I just don’t care' when he was asked why he…
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November 21, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Funny, didn't get a BBC Breaking News alert on this. Maybe because he came to Caerphilly by conventional means
Paedophile caught reoffending told police: ‘I just don’t care’
www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/2563823...
Paedophile caught reoffending told police: ‘I just don’t care’
www.southwalesargus.co.uk/news/2563823...
Two corkers from the Upshot sport mailout today
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November 21, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Two corkers from the Upshot sport mailout today
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BBC Breaking News Alert comes in on the phone. 'Afghan national admits raping girl, 12'. Yes, shocking & reprehensible. But there were at least two similar cases this week at my local court which didn't warrant BBC Breaking status. Needless to say, the offences were perpetrated by local men.
November 21, 2025 at 1:18 PM
BBC Breaking News Alert comes in on the phone. 'Afghan national admits raping girl, 12'. Yes, shocking & reprehensible. But there were at least two similar cases this week at my local court which didn't warrant BBC Breaking status. Needless to say, the offences were perpetrated by local men.
Seal on today's Bing wallpaper living its best life
November 21, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Seal on today's Bing wallpaper living its best life
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A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF
A suitable case for the Oxford comma?
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
A suitable case for the Oxford comma?
Didn't he catch it off Nadine Dorries IIRC? He must have shaken her hand....
November 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Didn't he catch it off Nadine Dorries IIRC? He must have shaken her hand....
Because speeding up nuclear plant builds has always gone well
Google and Westinghouse lean on AI to speed US nuclear plant builds
Google and Westinghouse lean on AI to speed US nuclear plant builds
Pair say digital twin-powered scheduling will cut costs, shrink timelines for 10 planned reactors
Google and atomic power biz Westinghouse Electric claim that AI will speed construction and cut the cost of building the new US power plants it is planning in response to rising demands for energy to fuel AI.…
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November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Because speeding up nuclear plant builds has always gone well
Unapologetically, for my tea I'm having M&S roast beef & horseradish sandwiches accompanied by the same outfit's sea salted crisps. And I've gone crisp fully in. A meal of champions.
November 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Unapologetically, for my tea I'm having M&S roast beef & horseradish sandwiches accompanied by the same outfit's sea salted crisps. And I've gone crisp fully in. A meal of champions.
7/10. Confidence after enjoying a Welsh victory caused me to pick the wrong city. The chemical symbol & team were always a punt. Still. 7-1 against the mighty, er, North Macedonia
November 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
7/10. Confidence after enjoying a Welsh victory caused me to pick the wrong city. The chemical symbol & team were always a punt. Still. 7-1 against the mighty, er, North Macedonia
Big ups to @nickyhorne.bsky.social for his seque of Blank Generation by Richard Hell into Scritti & Wood Beez. Edgy stuff at 4.05PM from the boomer's station of choice
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Big ups to @nickyhorne.bsky.social for his seque of Blank Generation by Richard Hell into Scritti & Wood Beez. Edgy stuff at 4.05PM from the boomer's station of choice