Grandpa Harris
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You don’t get a peace prize when you refuse to release the files of a major international pedophile ring that could ensure the arrest of many pedophiles just because you’re on of those pedophiles.
Release The Epstein Files!
Release The Epstein Files!
October 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You don’t get a peace prize when you refuse to release the files of a major international pedophile ring that could ensure the arrest of many pedophiles just because you’re on of those pedophiles.
Release The Epstein Files!
Release The Epstein Files!
See the difference?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
October 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
See the difference?
Yeah, me neither.
Yeah, me neither.
In a new study, five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In a new study, five out of six people agree that Russian Roulette is safe.
In it’s simplest form:
…donald trump is a pile of shit.
…his supporters are flies.
…donald trump is a pile of shit.
…his supporters are flies.
October 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
In it’s simplest form:
…donald trump is a pile of shit.
…his supporters are flies.
…donald trump is a pile of shit.
…his supporters are flies.
…and the trend continues
October 10, 2025 at 10:06 PM
…and the trend continues
An ICE agent came to inspect my farm. I said fine, but "just don't go in the north field." He showed me his badge and yelled, "I can go wherever I want!" Minutes later he was running from the angry bull, terrified. I shouted, “Show him your badge!”
July 7, 2025 at 5:55 PM
An ICE agent came to inspect my farm. I said fine, but "just don't go in the north field." He showed me his badge and yelled, "I can go wherever I want!" Minutes later he was running from the angry bull, terrified. I shouted, “Show him your badge!”
Pro Tip
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
July 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Pro Tip
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
A good way to get out of a conversation is to take off one of your socks and hand it to the person talking.
A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
July 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A lot of people don't realize the actor that played Wilson in Castaway is the same actor from the volleyball scene in Top Gun.
After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past her she says, "what an ass."
July 7, 2025 at 5:31 PM
After all these years, my wife still thinks I'm sexy. Every time I walk past her she says, "what an ass."
Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
July 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Poverty exists not because we cannot feed the poor, but because we cannot satisfy the rich.
If you are pro life but using birth control, you are pro choice! Have a great day!
July 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
If you are pro life but using birth control, you are pro choice! Have a great day!
If Karma exists, “Big Beautiful Bill” will be the name of Trumps cell mate.
July 6, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If Karma exists, “Big Beautiful Bill” will be the name of Trumps cell mate.
Reposted by Grandpa Harris
The 2025 red hat is the American version of the 1935 German red arm band.
July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The 2025 red hat is the American version of the 1935 German red arm band.
Before you say "Mexicans need to go back to where they come from" you should remember that 55% of the US used to be Mexico. They already are where they came from.
Perhaps you should go back to where you came from.
Perhaps you should go back to where you came from.
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Before you say "Mexicans need to go back to where they come from" you should remember that 55% of the US used to be Mexico. They already are where they came from.
Perhaps you should go back to where you came from.
Perhaps you should go back to where you came from.
Caroline laughs and it's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns her self round and she smiles and she says
"This is it, that's the end of the joke"
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep…
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns her self round and she smiles and she says
"This is it, that's the end of the joke"
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep…
July 4, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Caroline laughs and it's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns her self round and she smiles and she says
"This is it, that's the end of the joke"
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep…
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place in the side of our lives
Where nothing is ever put straight
She turns her self round and she smiles and she says
"This is it, that's the end of the joke"
And loses herself in her dreaming and sleep…
Once in Las Vegas I lost half of my life’s savings in just 30 minutes and it still hurts. To this day I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel.
July 4, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Once in Las Vegas I lost half of my life’s savings in just 30 minutes and it still hurts. To this day I won’t drive anywhere near that wedding chapel.
“Hi. I’d like to cancel my 8:00am appointment for tomorrow.”
“Oh for fucks sake Mr. Harris, just call in sick like a regular person.”
“Oh for fucks sake Mr. Harris, just call in sick like a regular person.”
July 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
“Hi. I’d like to cancel my 8:00am appointment for tomorrow.”
“Oh for fucks sake Mr. Harris, just call in sick like a regular person.”
“Oh for fucks sake Mr. Harris, just call in sick like a regular person.”
40 years ago today…
July 4, 2025 at 4:57 PM
40 years ago today…