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GrandPandy
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Don't mind me. I'm only here for the hashtag games.
#IfItWereUpToCats we'd have to eat what they bring us.
a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road .
ALT: a black cat is playing with a small mouse on the side of the road .
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August 8, 2025 at 8:16 PM
#ImTakingTheOpportunityTo restock the cellar
a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road
ALT: a kenworth semi truck is driving down a road
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August 6, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The local motorcycle club don't appear to have embraced my ideas about alternative energy solutions. #ICanUseSomeAssistance before these guys finish wiring me up to my e-bike battery
August 4, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Apparently a "Get Out of Jail Free" card is only valid on Monopoly. #ICanUseSomeAssistance
August 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I dropped my keys down the drain. I'm now stuck, head down, with only a walking stick, some gum, a magnet on a string and a ferret for company. #ICanUseSomeAssistance
August 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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#ICanUseSomeAssistance is the Monday edition of the #FeelGoodEvenings #HashtagGame !

Follow your host and PLAY NOW with @feelgoodonbluesky.bsky.social !
August 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM
#ItsNotWhatYouThinkBut how would I know what you think it is?

Anyway, whatever you think it is, I don't think it's that.

Are we cool?
a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet .
ALT: a dog wearing a plastic cone is sitting in a bathroom next to a toilet .
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August 2, 2025 at 6:44 AM
#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie

Volley of the dolls
August 1, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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#PutBallGamesInASongOrMovie
The FIFA Bagdad🤦‍♂️
a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns
ALT: a group of people standing in a room with arches and columns
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August 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
My vegetable patch #HasAFunnyWayOf making me feel inadequate
July 31, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I no longer have a butler. I had to let him go after that disastrous cruise last year.
There simply wasn't room in the lifeboat and his splashing was attracting sharks.
July 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 8:18 PM
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo put skoonerisms in my speets
July 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo do what the voices tell me.
a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices
ALT: a woman with blonde hair is smiling and says sorry ... the voices
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July 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
#ImResistingMyTemptationTo pop down to the cellar.
a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room
ALT: a person is walking down a set of stairs in a dark room
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July 31, 2025 at 8:07 PM
#IfIWereAGnome you lanky buggers would be hearing from me about how high you think door handles should be.
July 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#IfIWereAGnome that cat would think twice about crapping in the geraniums
July 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
#NotEverythingIsAbout acquiring material things. You have to find time to wear them too.
a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good
ALT: a man with a beard is wearing a white shirt and says looking good
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July 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#NotEverythingIsAbout you. Some things are further away. You have to go and look for them.

GrandPandy's theory of scissors.
July 31, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#ItsHardToEatHealthyWhen you ain't got no teef.

(It's sort of a threat you see. I've never been terribly good at them)
a man in a dark room with the words this is a threat below him
ALT: a man in a dark room with the words this is a threat below him
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July 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
three men are rowing a canoe down a river
ALT: three men are rowing a canoe down a river
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July 31, 2025 at 11:34 AM