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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

When I heard of Turkey Teeth I didn't think they meant literal Turkeys 😆🫶💫

Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

Relieve the guilt and shame confess, repent, pay your penance. No sugarcoating, just soul clearing. Granny’s watching.
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#ConfessRepentPay #SoulCleaning #GrannyKnows #NoShameHere #BlueskyVibes

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

Tarot of the Day: The Lovers
Choice. Desire. Consequence.
Merge or burn, Granny doesn’t care which, just don’t stay stuck in the lukewarm void of "maybe."
Pick a path. Kiss it. Curse it. Own it.

#TheLovers #TarotOfTheDay #WildUnknown #GrannyKnows #NoFenceSitting

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

Short-term Offer:
Granny’s dishing out FREE three-card tarot readings—but only for the bold souls who send her a juicy confession.
No coin, no fluff—just truth and tarot.

Dare you?

#FreeTarot #ConfessToGranny #GrannyReadsYou #LeatherAndLace

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 20

Whisper your secrets, pull a card, feel seen.
Granny’s lace gloves are off and the veil is thin.
Tarot & Confessions — Pricelist below, sugar.

#TarotWithTeeth #ConfessionTime #SpiritualSpice #BlueskyDivine

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 7

I don’t need tarot to see your future—it's lonely and full of unread DMs.

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 6

Polishing my silverware, I rubbed my filthy lamp... POOF! Genie emerges, kneeling, purring Mistress. I’m tingling with control. Three wishes? I purr back, “Keep whispering Mistress, darling. Power’s my aphrodisiac.” Wishes? I don't wish. I demand. 😈 #GrannyGigabitch

Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 3

Confess your sins or quiver in silence - Granny’s ear isn’t free. pick your price and pay to pray.
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📜 Silent Sinner: $10
📜 Spoonfed Shame: $25
📜 Penitent’s Price: $50
📜 Animal Absolution: $100
📜 Crone’s Silence: $250
#GrannyGigabitch #FindomConfessional
#Repentandpay

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 3

Some days you wake up feeling fabulous. Other days you wake up and realise you're surrounded by muppets. Adjust your crown accordingly, darlings. #GrannyPants #Grannyspearls

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 2

Enjoying Granny’s grit, wit & cosmic bits?
Don’t just lurk—lift a hoof.

#GrannysKitchen #CosmicCare #TributeTime
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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 2

Divine truth from Granny:
The universe isn’t against you, it’s sharpening you.
You’re not lost, love, you’re being rerouted.
Trust the detour. The glow-up is coming.
#GrannyWisdom #SpiritualTruth #DivineDetour

Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 2

Listen here, love—your angels haven’t gone quiet, you’ve just been too hard on yourself to hear them. Take a breath, sit with a cuppa, and let the warmth in. You’re held, you’re guided, and you’re doing better than you think.

#GrannysAngels #SoftPower #YouAreHeld #CupOfComfort #NoGodsJustGranny

Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 2

Welcome to Granny’s Kitchen Confessional.
No saints. No shame. Just tea, truth, and your dirty little secrets.
Drop your guilt in the pot, lamb. Granny’s listening—judgment-free, but never free.
#GrannyConfessional #NoGodsJustGranny #FilthyLittleLambs #TeaAndTruth

Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · May 1

Tried to bounce. Ended up banished.
Never trampoline in heels, babes.
Unless you're ready to descend straight into the underworld with grace and gout.

Granny’s okay. The trampoline? Not so much.
#GrannyEnergy #TrampolineFail #BootsAndChaos #StayWild #KinkHumor #GrannyAdventures #GrannyGoesHard

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Daily Grannyscope
The stars are whispering- You're restless, weak & broke.
Granny sees the chaos—only a tribute will restore balance.
Don't fight the stars, petal. Obey.

#FindomGrannyscope #2DFD #GrannySaidSo #DigitalDomme #TributeOrTears #BlueSkyFindom

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Granny’s back from yoga, fed the beasts (and the animals), and now she wants gossip—and gold.
How was your day, petals?
Granny’s listening… Pay and Repent
#GrannyDomme #EveningWisdom #FindomHumour #WitchyGranny #Grannyscope #BlueSkyFindom #ClaymayGranny #DivineDomme

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Granny Pants
If you think “Hi Mistress” is enough to open the gates to Granny’s dungeon, you’re better off knocking on the gates of Buckingham Palace.

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Daily Grannyscope – Water Signs
Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces:
The tides are moody—don’t soak up everyone’s mess. Emotional boundaries are hot.
#Grannyscope #WaterSigns #Cancer #Scorpio #Pisces #SaltAndSteel

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Daily Grannyscope – Air Signs
Gemini, Libra, Aqua:
Your thoughts are Olympic gymnasts today. Pick one before you overthink yourself into a puddle.
#Grannyscope #AirSigns #Gemini #Libra #Aquarius #MindfulMayhem

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Daily Grannyscope – Earth Signs
Taurus, Virgo, Cap:
Solid as ever, but don’t get stuck. Shake the dust off, pet. Granny says grounded doesn't mean boring.
#Grannyscope #EarthSigns #Taurus #Virgo #Capricorn #RootedNotRusty

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Daily Grannyscope – Fire Signs
Aries, Leo, Sag:
Your fire’s hot, but don’t set yourself alight proving a point. Light up your own damn path.
#Grannyscope #FireSigns #Aries #Leo #Sagittarius #GrannySaidBurnBrightNotOut

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 30

Darling, don’t let anyone make you feel ‘weird.’ You’re just different, and that’s your power. Embrace it. The world doesn’t need more ‘normal.’ We need more of you. 💅 #GrannysTruth #Confidence

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 29

The runes have spoken, the incense curled-
A daily tribute enters Granny’s world.
No demands, just devotion, coin in hand,
To serve in silence, as the stars had planned.
#GrannySeesAll
#TributeForetold
#SilentSubmission
#CosmicFindom
#WitchyWisdom
#DailyDevotion
#PayPigProphecy
#CelestialSubmission

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Granny Gigabitch @grannygigabitch.bsky.social · Apr 29

Granny's been in the lab cooking up something special. Leather, lipstick, a wicked grin. If you're lucky - and generous - you might just get a glimpse. #GrannyGigabitch #MadeYouLook #TributeFirst

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