♓️🥳🔮 GrapeRipple: Von
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I’m just here so I won’t get fined. #cryptposky #xrparmy #bitcoin Texas til I die 🤘🏿
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This the only cookout. Negroes only
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Who want to have a Tubi movie night with me 😩🤣😂
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I saw future at ACL on this day 2015 🌟💫 that is when I was a fan
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I’ve never seen that movie 13th reason but I get the premise. I have the government trying to fire me from my day job but they already let me go from my night job. Then I got car troubles.

The first person I want to see when I get to heaven is Job. We need to talk.
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When I was a depressed teenager, I would sleep after school until the next day.

I think I’m sleeping off this depression again.
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My Dad was in the military and not one day of his military career did he wear tennis shoes. These are not military people. They are white supremacist and KKK members.
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You know what! The older I get the more I realize why people choose crack. Because you could be doing so good getting yourself out of that.

Then it’s the fucking car.
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Imagine you let motherfucka come to your crib and he talk about how old it is. You in walking distance to the festival!
Get a hotel, the TF?!?!?!?

bitch you ain’t got to be here. I don’t need to live in $1 million goddamn house hoe
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I let my friend homeboy. Use my apartment over the weekend for ACL. Remind me never to do that ever again. Mf talking crazy
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I hate when Black people call each other broke. It’s different levels to poverty.

Calling me broke when I have real emeralds and diamonds in my ears 🥴.

Yeah ok little boy.

No if I would’ve said your Mama dead and your first born dead. They would have said Von is evil .
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All my siblings are insane. Each time they get a new phone they get a new telephone number instead of just porting the old number that they have.
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I decided to go test drive my dream car. I can’t do the Lamborghini Urus, but we can go do that Audi Q8 tomorrow
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My glasses fell off my face while I was driving like 70 mph on Mopac and I thought we was all gonna die
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Every single time affirm tells me thank you for your payment. I’m like fuck you hoe.
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Just coming from the ATM and yes, I know better but I’m I got weapons on me. White chick standing at the door staring like girl you can get this ass whooping right now if you want it I swear I ain’t gonna be off your ass until you start bleeding
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Exactly how fast live off stored fat before I eat that shit
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Don’t worry at my wedding we will have an introvert section.
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The only thing about DoorDash is people say you stole their food. I call at midnight three hours after I stop dashing.

Why the fuck would I steal some McDonald’s? Why? What

Don’t nobody want that disgusting ass shit
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I might go with a gingerbread theme this Christmas