@graveyardgranny.bsky.social
just a chthonic being who years for the sea;
they/them/unimaginable void
they/them/unimaginable void
not to be disgostin on main (i do not have an alt)(you've been fairly warned) but my god do i love an ingrown hair, like yes little diva let me see how long and twisted you are hiding underneath that bump
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 AM
not to be disgostin on main (i do not have an alt)(you've been fairly warned) but my god do i love an ingrown hair, like yes little diva let me see how long and twisted you are hiding underneath that bump
i love the time of year when I can't tell if my nose is running or if it's the Ehlers Danlos fluid leak
December 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
i love the time of year when I can't tell if my nose is running or if it's the Ehlers Danlos fluid leak
BEANS, beans beans beans
beans
....beans
beans
....beans
December 5, 2025 at 11:02 PM
BEANS, beans beans beans
beans
....beans
beans
....beans
oh i LOVE a rainy Venus day after a full moon, yes girl CLEANSE US
two sesame street characters elmo and garlic bread are standing in front of a fire
ALT: two sesame street characters elmo and garlic bread are standing in front of a fire
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:33 PM
oh i LOVE a rainy Venus day after a full moon, yes girl CLEANSE US
i'm not a "stand at the fridge and eat firstfulls of cheese" person
i'm a "stand at the cheese and wrecklessly shove greens into my mouth" person
(this isn't "holier than thou", i'm just literally a giant rabbit)
i'm a "stand at the cheese and wrecklessly shove greens into my mouth" person
(this isn't "holier than thou", i'm just literally a giant rabbit)
December 4, 2025 at 12:59 AM
i'm not a "stand at the fridge and eat firstfulls of cheese" person
i'm a "stand at the cheese and wrecklessly shove greens into my mouth" person
(this isn't "holier than thou", i'm just literally a giant rabbit)
i'm a "stand at the cheese and wrecklessly shove greens into my mouth" person
(this isn't "holier than thou", i'm just literally a giant rabbit)
i will take a shower so i get to tell my bestie that i did it and she will give me a gold star for effort and that is satisfactory to me, so thank you for joining me on my saga - not of hating hygiene, but of hating the foul waterfall (my home has no tub, vile)
December 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
i will take a shower so i get to tell my bestie that i did it and she will give me a gold star for effort and that is satisfactory to me, so thank you for joining me on my saga - not of hating hygiene, but of hating the foul waterfall (my home has no tub, vile)
LISTEN! I HATE THE SHOWER!! the house i grew up in ONLY had a bathtub (hair first, body second) but as someone LIVING ALONE with POTS!!! and OCD!!! the shower TERRIFIES ME!!!
and NO! not all people with OCD are clean freaks and organizational hounds, there's many subsets!!!
and NO! not all people with OCD are clean freaks and organizational hounds, there's many subsets!!!
December 3, 2025 at 1:07 AM
LISTEN! I HATE THE SHOWER!! the house i grew up in ONLY had a bathtub (hair first, body second) but as someone LIVING ALONE with POTS!!! and OCD!!! the shower TERRIFIES ME!!!
and NO! not all people with OCD are clean freaks and organizational hounds, there's many subsets!!!
and NO! not all people with OCD are clean freaks and organizational hounds, there's many subsets!!!
if i ever make enough money, aside from like just handing it out, i'm hiring a parallel play butler to go do errands with me who also chases me around and goes "but sir you MUST shower! please sir! the shower is a nice place!"
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 AM
if i ever make enough money, aside from like just handing it out, i'm hiring a parallel play butler to go do errands with me who also chases me around and goes "but sir you MUST shower! please sir! the shower is a nice place!"
as a neurodivergent someone said something online so wildly horrific about the concept of showers that it negatively altered my brain chemistry and i've come to realize the only reason i even like having a partner is a shower accountability partner because....i cannot even bear repeating the thought
December 2, 2025 at 1:41 AM
as a neurodivergent someone said something online so wildly horrific about the concept of showers that it negatively altered my brain chemistry and i've come to realize the only reason i even like having a partner is a shower accountability partner because....i cannot even bear repeating the thought
have i eaten an entire 9x9 pan of ziti im 24 hours?
that's for me to know, and for me to find out
xoxo - pasta gorl
that's for me to know, and for me to find out
xoxo - pasta gorl
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
have i eaten an entire 9x9 pan of ziti im 24 hours?
that's for me to know, and for me to find out
xoxo - pasta gorl
that's for me to know, and for me to find out
xoxo - pasta gorl
not having wisdom teeth is weird because i can no longer roll my r's? and chewing feels unnatural....
November 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
not having wisdom teeth is weird because i can no longer roll my r's? and chewing feels unnatural....
in 2026 if ain't disco, i don't want it
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
in 2026 if ain't disco, i don't want it
i love being devoted to my deity(ies), i love going, "oh here!! this is for you!" i love getting dirt under my nails and sitting silent in the night and calling the wind, i love the wealth of nature in jewel beetle bugs and garnet lady bugs and leaves that nourish the soil in decay
November 27, 2025 at 1:10 AM
i love being devoted to my deity(ies), i love going, "oh here!! this is for you!" i love getting dirt under my nails and sitting silent in the night and calling the wind, i love the wealth of nature in jewel beetle bugs and garnet lady bugs and leaves that nourish the soil in decay
have I put THREE SOLID HOURS into making a meal meant to split with a deity?
yes!!! do I regret it one bit? NARY ONE BIT!!!
this is devotion, baybeeee
yes!!! do I regret it one bit? NARY ONE BIT!!!
this is devotion, baybeeee
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
have I put THREE SOLID HOURS into making a meal meant to split with a deity?
yes!!! do I regret it one bit? NARY ONE BIT!!!
this is devotion, baybeeee
yes!!! do I regret it one bit? NARY ONE BIT!!!
this is devotion, baybeeee
using eggnog as creamer is a spiritual high i cannot explain
November 26, 2025 at 12:32 PM
using eggnog as creamer is a spiritual high i cannot explain
WHILE WE'RE HERE!! if you have a latex allergy, OR a banana allergy, be aware of other things that can trigger latex allergies:
November 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
WHILE WE'RE HERE!! if you have a latex allergy, OR a banana allergy, be aware of other things that can trigger latex allergies:
and PRO TIP!! if you're at the hospital with someone who's clearly told you they've already received certain medication and seems Under The Influence and you're aware of their allergies, it's your job!!!! to advocate!!!! on their behalf!!!! you're there with them for a reason!!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
and PRO TIP!! if you're at the hospital with someone who's clearly told you they've already received certain medication and seems Under The Influence and you're aware of their allergies, it's your job!!!! to advocate!!!! on their behalf!!!! you're there with them for a reason!!!!!!!
just realized the reason I've been feeling so horrific post surgery is because my doctor prescribed me a medication I'm allergic to, that's well documented in my chart
if you have a penicillin allergy with NO ACTUAL VERIFIABLE TRACE OF PENICILLIN ALLERGY, please get tested out of it, you make life
if you have a penicillin allergy with NO ACTUAL VERIFIABLE TRACE OF PENICILLIN ALLERGY, please get tested out of it, you make life
November 26, 2025 at 12:51 AM
just realized the reason I've been feeling so horrific post surgery is because my doctor prescribed me a medication I'm allergic to, that's well documented in my chart
if you have a penicillin allergy with NO ACTUAL VERIFIABLE TRACE OF PENICILLIN ALLERGY, please get tested out of it, you make life
if you have a penicillin allergy with NO ACTUAL VERIFIABLE TRACE OF PENICILLIN ALLERGY, please get tested out of it, you make life
Lit a candle on my altar. IMMEDIATELY got orders to literally leave my house and Go Get Something for altar. Blow candle out. Get to the store. Grab thing. Am browsing. Very clearly hear, "why are you looking at this, I don't want any of this, it's all shit!! You already have what I want!"
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Lit a candle on my altar. IMMEDIATELY got orders to literally leave my house and Go Get Something for altar. Blow candle out. Get to the store. Grab thing. Am browsing. Very clearly hear, "why are you looking at this, I don't want any of this, it's all shit!! You already have what I want!"
I'm sorry not sorry, but in Golgotha in CAOS is so beautiful it makes me cry every time
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I'm sorry not sorry, but in Golgotha in CAOS is so beautiful it makes me cry every time
i do not understand how i just made a scarf in this exact same pattern in the exact same yarn, but a different colorway....and i keep dropping stitches in the new colorway......
November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
i do not understand how i just made a scarf in this exact same pattern in the exact same yarn, but a different colorway....and i keep dropping stitches in the new colorway......
my cat is trying to steal my pizza, this is rude
November 22, 2025 at 10:56 PM
my cat is trying to steal my pizza, this is rude
my mother just knocked on my door
I am wearing my Baphomet hoodie that says "Believe in yourself"
her response is "oh you look cute!"
i grab my mail and run!!!!
I am wearing my Baphomet hoodie that says "Believe in yourself"
her response is "oh you look cute!"
i grab my mail and run!!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM
my mother just knocked on my door
I am wearing my Baphomet hoodie that says "Believe in yourself"
her response is "oh you look cute!"
i grab my mail and run!!!!
I am wearing my Baphomet hoodie that says "Believe in yourself"
her response is "oh you look cute!"
i grab my mail and run!!!!
i also love parsley, parsley is my favorite green baby, parsley water in the morning makes me feel so damn good and in tune
November 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
i also love parsley, parsley is my favorite green baby, parsley water in the morning makes me feel so damn good and in tune
praise be to cloves
November 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
praise be to cloves