Grayman
@grayman.bsky.social
I like food, weird cars, wrestling, and oxford commas.
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Grayman
@grayman.bsky.social
· Dec 5
would be cool if dressing like a wizard was more socially acceptable
Need help deciding something. If you order 6 donuts is this a fair box?
February 12, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Need help deciding something. If you order 6 donuts is this a fair box?
Me: I feel like I'm living in Seinfeld
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
February 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Me: I feel like I'm living in Seinfeld
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
Them: which character?
Me: *obviously frustrated* of course I'm fucking George
Overheard a birthday twin in the hospital. Is this lucky?
February 11, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Overheard a birthday twin in the hospital. Is this lucky?
When I woke up I took two microwave burrito for my headache
February 11, 2026 at 6:00 AM
When I woke up I took two microwave burrito for my headache
if you use fridge arm & hammer will the cookies smell like leftovers?
February 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
if you use fridge arm & hammer will the cookies smell like leftovers?
Age verification?
The year Tony Hawk came out I was playing it in high school. If anyone needs me i'll be taking my ibuprofen.
The year Tony Hawk came out I was playing it in high school. If anyone needs me i'll be taking my ibuprofen.
Age verification?
The year I was born, we got the birth of one of the most legendary sports game franchises and put skateboarding and ska music into the cultural zeitgeist.
The year I was born, we got the birth of one of the most legendary sports game franchises and put skateboarding and ska music into the cultural zeitgeist.
February 10, 2026 at 2:46 AM
Age verification?
The year Tony Hawk came out I was playing it in high school. If anyone needs me i'll be taking my ibuprofen.
The year Tony Hawk came out I was playing it in high school. If anyone needs me i'll be taking my ibuprofen.
Ok so by using Je'von and the Los Americanos they are trying really hard to reverse the crowd reaction from triple A when in America. #wweraw
February 10, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Ok so by using Je'von and the Los Americanos they are trying really hard to reverse the crowd reaction from triple A when in America. #wweraw
Netflix advertising something that looks like Borne with the serial numbers filled off.
February 10, 2026 at 2:37 AM
Netflix advertising something that looks like Borne with the serial numbers filled off.
February 10, 2026 at 2:07 AM
February 10, 2026 at 1:45 AM
New alarm jingle new me
February 9, 2026 at 9:09 PM
New alarm jingle new me
The perfect two car garage does exist...
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The perfect two car garage does exist...
I feel like i just had sex if sex was 2000 calories (i ate the whole tube of biscuits)
February 8, 2026 at 7:24 AM
I feel like i just had sex if sex was 2000 calories (i ate the whole tube of biscuits)
Snowboard rotations starting to sound like screen resolutions
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 AM
Snowboard rotations starting to sound like screen resolutions
I need to learn Spanish so I can watch all my favourite wwe stars in Triple A
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
I need to learn Spanish so I can watch all my favourite wwe stars in Triple A
The smoothest silk is: going commando
February 8, 2026 at 4:50 AM
The smoothest silk is: going commando
is it intermittent fasting if I eat from 10am to 4:30am?
February 7, 2026 at 12:31 PM
is it intermittent fasting if I eat from 10am to 4:30am?
might fuck around and have strawberry pocky for dessert
February 5, 2026 at 10:58 PM
might fuck around and have strawberry pocky for dessert
Used a playlist to get in the zone. that monday dot com ad really did it for me
February 5, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Used a playlist to get in the zone. that monday dot com ad really did it for me
ordering some ingredients for a special super snack, the big game of snacks
February 4, 2026 at 10:41 AM
ordering some ingredients for a special super snack, the big game of snacks