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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 16

-- engine a good revving up. ]

( Hm-hmm...! ) Well, 's been a pleasure doin' business with 'ya, doc -- 'til next time, heh!

[ Without another word, he'd make a full U-turn away from the doctor, quickly vanishing into the distance. ]

[ If he was getting a foot in, consider the door locked. ]

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 16

-- impressed. ]

( Hmm... Mm-hmm...! )
( Yeah, 'ah see now... )

Can't lie, this here's plen'y worth the price of admission, Eggman -- though, 'ah suppose that goes without sayin'...

[ Well, signed and received. Time to make haste and make way! Now seated in the kart, he'd give the--

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 16

( Ah...! )

Man, you eggheads 'dun think'a /everything/! Heh-heh, hah, hah!

[ He'd offer another slap of comradery to Eggman's shoulder, nearly knocking his glasses clean off his bridge. ]

[ With a keen eye and a hand on his chin, the king would give the kart a brief looking over, seeming quite--

DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK. @newtrogichighz0ne.bsky.social · Feb 14

... Not bad, eh? I figured you'd like it in your color — the same as mine! Ohoho...

Now, I won't keep you from your new toy for a moment longer. But, don't forget; there's PLENTY more where that came from!

[ Excessively emphasizing the "plenty more". Gotta get your foot in the door somehow! ]

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 11

( Mmh...? )

Oh, the old fella' that hooks you up wit'em vacuums, right? Sho' seems like someone 'as hard to forget...

LUIGI. @itsgreenlightning.bsky.social · Feb 11

That's good! I bet life as a king gets exciting sometimes, heheh!

O-Oh, I'm doing good! It's been a little dull but.. That's not so bad! I've mostly been helping E Gadd lately.. I mentioned him before, right?

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 11

Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.

An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 11

Yo, Weegi-o! It's sho' been goin'; someone's godda' make it so... But things've been mighty fine, ah-heh.

An' how 'bout you, eh? Seem in good spirits, no doubt.

LUIGI. @itsgreenlightning.bsky.social · Feb 10

Oh-!! Dedede!! Hi! How's it going?

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 10

Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 11

( Jus' bear it an' grin, bear it an' grin... )

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PRINCESS PEACH! @positivelypeachy.bsky.social · Feb 9

The often-kidnapped, yet enchanting Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom, Princess Peach!

🍑Literate Princess Peach, Super Mario.
🍑Multiversal / Multiships with chemistry.
🍑SFW only.
🍑Scribbled by Shiloh/G.

#MVRP // #MARIORP // #SFWRP

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 10

Heh-hey, Weeg -- long time, no pizza!

LUIGI. @itsgreenlightning.bsky.social · Feb 10

Hello everyone! It's nice out today..!

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 9

||: i'm the most insane motherfucker ever making tweaks to replies the day after i post them at the crack of dawn

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 9

-- anticipation -- hook, line, and sinker... Now to reel it in. ]

Now, suppose all that's left'a nail down is when we can expect 'ta get the wheel rollin', exactly; a direct 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘥𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘷'𝘳𝘺, 'ah assume?

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 9

An' fo' such an intricate piece of 𝘷𝘦𝘦-hicular mast'ry, no less; it's only fair that 'ah offa' you a samplin' of only our most 𝘤𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥 resources...

An' ah'm sure there's plen'y of potential fo' future business down'a road.

[ Stepping back, the king would clasp his hands together in eager --

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 9

ah godda go

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 9

a video game character named kirby is sitting in a yellow boat with other characters

ALT: a video game character named kirby is sitting in a yellow boat with other characters

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 8

[ With a brightness that could light the night sky, Dedede's face lit up -- belting out a bellowing laugh, and a few hearty pats to the good doctor's shoulder. ]

Heh, heh, heh! 𝘕𝘰𝘸𝘸 you 𝘬𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘪𝘯' 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘰 𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘳, Eggy! 'Ah told'ja, you ain't gon' find nothin' better 'an this -- what'chu glean, 'ah 𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦𝘦!

DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK. @newtrogichighz0ne.bsky.social · Feb 7

[ He thinks for a moment. He really wanted to get *more* out of this transaction - but the King only wants ONE kart, doesn't he? If he's impressed by the product, maybe further deals could be arranged. ]

... Ahh, alright! These little curiosities have caught my eye. You've got a deal, your majesty!

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 7

My Cause Is Just.

META-NAITO @galaxiadarkness.bsky.social · Feb 7

bbLBLBLBBOLH!!! BBRGHRGRBRGR!HG!!! KING DEDEDE GET ME OUT OF HERE ITS SO DIRTY !GEUY

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META-NAITO @galaxiadarkness.bsky.social · Feb 7

G;lubglubGLUB!!! GLUNB GLUB GLUB GLUB!!@U

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META-NAITO @galaxiadarkness.bsky.social · Feb 7

bbLBLBLBBOLH!!! BBRGHRGRBRGR!HG!!! KING DEDEDE GET ME OUT OF HERE ITS SO DIRTY !GEUY

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 7

-- items... Being a lollipop and an odd-looking tomato. ]

'Ah do reckon 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘦 oughta be enough to cov'ah them expenses...

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 7

Hmh... Jus' one'a them oughta do the trick fo' now -- get me a feel for what they're all about; all the bells an' whistles.

As fo' 𝘮𝘺 end of the bargain... 'Ah can cut you a mighty fine off'ah for bein' such a prompt vendor there.

[ Motioning over to a Waddle Dee, promoting it to hand him two--

DR. IVO "EGGMAN" ROBOTNIK. @newtrogichighz0ne.bsky.social · Feb 6

Ho-ho! Now THAT'S what I like to hear-!

Really, of course, it depends on how many of my Ring Racers you're looking to buy; we've got a small armada of them ready to ship out!

... As for *payment,* hmm... A star rod, maybe? Perhaps some Ripple Crystals, or-- oh! Is there a Clockwork Star in orbit?

‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )

... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.

Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

[ opens the trap door beneath him, once again dropping him into The Labyrinth ]

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

Eh...? ( Well, ain't 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 a first... )

... Heh, heh-𝘏𝘈𝘏.ᐟ Suppose ev'ryone's got their price, and 'ah can respect a fella' leader that knows exactly what he wants.

Believe you me, the only thing you 𝘢𝘪𝘯'𝘵 gonna find in Dreamland is anything less than the best!

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

we'll TALK ABOUT it LATAH... lets jus get the karts emselvs worked out.

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

don make me do it, boy.

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‍ ‍ ‍ KING DEDEDE. @greatkingdedede.bsky.social · Feb 6

ah he's probly dead at this point. yaknow old people

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