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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · May 27

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⠀❝ Do you all 𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘶𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺 believe you've 𝘳𝘪𝘥 yourself of 𝙢𝙚 .ᐣ

𝑴𝑬 .ᐣ

I simply took a while to get my 𝘣𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 . . .
You are all 𝙉𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍 safe ⸻ If I have to 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 you of that
𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘵 . . .

𝙄 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 . ❞
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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝙊𝙝 𝙣𝙤 .ᐟ
𝙄𝙩𝙨 𝙙𝙤𝙘𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙧𝙤-𝙛𝙖𝙩⸺ ⸺𝙞𝙣' 𝙛𝙖𝙩 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙩 ⸺𝙞𝙣' ⸺𝙞𝙣' 𝙛𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙤𝙛 𝙖 ⸺ ⸺𝙞𝙣' 𝙛𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙛𝙖𝙩 . . .

𝙖𝙚𝙚𝙚𝙪𝙪𝙝...
𝙥𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙢𝙪𝙘𝙝 𝙛𝙖𝙩 .ᐟ

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

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'' Damn
I can't cook ''
- Starved probably

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

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Not exactly a revelation
Eggman hates everyone

I would make starved....................................

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

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HORROR ROLEPLAY MY BELOVED

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝙍𝙚𝙗𝙤𝙤𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 .

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 —❕ @mechanicalreaper.bsky.social · Apr 20

THAT'S ONE THING THAT'S DROPPED. UNLIKE YOUR BALLS.

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 , 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . . .

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 , 𝒎𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒆 . . .

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 —❕ @mechanicalreaper.bsky.social · Apr 20

INCORRECT. I AM DROP DEAD GORGEOUS.

SPEAKING OF WHICH. YOU SHOULD DROP DEAD.

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑮𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑮𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 —❕ @mechanicalreaper.bsky.social · Apr 20

AND YOU'RE UGLY. JUST LIKE YOUR MOTHER.

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝒀𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 .ᐟ

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒅 .ᐟ

𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ

𝒀𝒐𝒖 .

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝒀𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒕 .ᐟ

𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒃𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒅 .ᐟ

𝑰𝒕 𝒘𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒅 𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒉𝒂𝒗𝒆 𝒂𝒍𝒔𝒐 𝒎𝒂𝒅𝒆 𝒂 𝒘𝒓𝒐𝒏𝒈 .ᐟ

𝒀𝒐𝒖 .

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐔𝐌 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐑 —❕ @mechanicalreaper.bsky.social · Apr 20

YOU'RE NOT JUST WRONG. YOU'RE STUPID.

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 . . .

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝑰 𝒅𝒐𝒖𝒃𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 . . .

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 20

𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐝𝐠𝐞𝐡𝐨𝐠 𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐤𝐞𝐲 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 13

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‘Neo metal sonic solos all of fiction!’

The nefarious magneto:

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 11

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NESSIE YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN 😭

𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁—! @sarasiansunset.bsky.social · Apr 11

THROWING IT BACK.

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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The daily daisy levels are off the charts

𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁—! @sarasiansunset.bsky.social · Apr 10

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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YOU DIDNT SEE THAT

Reposted by ⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻

𝙃𝙊𝙏 𝙎𝙏𝙐𝙁𝙁—! @sarasiansunset.bsky.social · Apr 10

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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THATS THE SECOND TIME SOMETJING LIKE THAT HAS HAPPENED

JSIDJEIRJIRIFIFIFIDID

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND 😭

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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NESSIE IM SORRY IF YOU SAW THAT 💔

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 10

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FOLLOWING PEOPLE ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT

SHIDJEIJRIFIFIFIDIDIDIDID

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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 9

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Interacting with people as eggman is so hard because he’s just a hater …
I want y’all to know I don’t mean anything he says
I GOTTA BE IN CHARACTER IM SORRRYRYRYYY
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⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 9

It’s stuck in his mustache . . .

He’s irritated 💢

𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀—! @lovelyroses.bsky.social · Apr 9

putting a flower in the reader's hair.

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 9

𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘯 . . . 𝘚𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 . . .
𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘢 𝘮𝘢𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘦 , 𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘬 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘰𝘵 . . .

𝘔𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘢 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘳𝘨𝘦 𝘵𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘶𝘣𝘦 𝘪𝘧 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 .

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 9

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Shit shall never be made when made with enough love and time

𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙋𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍 𝙊𝙁 𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀—! @lovelyroses.bsky.social · Apr 9

nessie.

mid as hell edit

⸻ 𝐄𝐆𝐆 ⭑ 𝐒𝐀𝐋𝐀𝐃 ⸻ @greatrulerofmobius.bsky.social · Apr 9

“ ᗪᖇᗩT !

I ᗩᒪᗯᗩYS ᕼᗩTᕮᗪ TᕼᗩT ᑕᒪᗩSS . . . “

✧ 𝓓𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑 @agreenhedgehog.bsky.social · Apr 9

𝑯𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑶𝑹𝒀 𝑯𝑨𝑺

𝑰𝑻𝑺 𝑬𝒀𝑬𝑺 𝑶𝑵

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