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History and literature nerd, top 96% of OnlyFans, frequently wrong.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · Feb 10

I paid top dollar for one of those horse cock dildos and my horse hates it.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 1d

20 years and I'm 0-fer?

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 1d

My dream of meeting another male adult friend who isn't a dickhead remains unrealized.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 1d

ChatGPT: Great work in there, and if I may say so, that's a big ol' peenarooski you're working with! Now, remember that the g-spot is on the VENTRAL side of a woman's anatomy, and only a few inches in there. Here are several positions you can use to increase pressure on this vital pleasure center...

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 1d

I didn't know there was a huge subset of alpha males begging to be ratatouilled through life.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

Link: No
Zelda: Yes
Impa: Is Ghislaine
Rauru: Owns the island
Ganon: 100% No
Ganondorf: 100% Yes
Tingle: Is a sex slave on the island

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

Did you tell them that was your name?

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

I'm being handed a note...

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

I think I figured it out. If I can just stay drunk or high all the time, I'll never feel bad or have any problems.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

I know, why not me?

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

I drank about six shots of women-owned distillery whiskey, AMA.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

Reading helpful posts like this is why I don't need to read the Bhagavad Gita anymore. This is the way.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah this is bullshit and the second biggest reason is that these rankings are not even close.

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 2d

No one will know the day and the hour that Jim Caviezel will return.

The Hollywood Reporter @thr.com · 2d

Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

Jim Caviezel Won’t Return as Jesus for Mel Gibson’s ‘Resurrection of the Christ’

Jim Caviezel will not return to play Jesus Christ for director Mel Gibson‘s forthcoming follow-ups to the smash hit The Passion of the Christ, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed.

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 4d

Feed Me Starving Children.

Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 4d

I didn't know "incel" was a movement, I thought the "involuntary" part of "incel" implied a sort of reluctance rather than banner-waving pride.

The Mirror @mirror.co.uk · 4d

A man linked to the notorious "incel" movement sexually assaulted a 15-year-old schoolgirl before heading to Cardiff, where he pounced on two women in shopping centre toilets.

Sex attacker assaulted teen before targeting women in shopping centre toilets

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Multitude Container @greavesoflass.bsky.social · 4d

Well I have some experience with that (I have an 11yo who had braces previously) but not really advice. It sucks, some things in life sucks, and this is a great chance for a kid to practice being tough when things suck but with relatively low stakes.