Greg Cantwell
@gregcantwell.bsky.social
Writer of novels, screenplays and bite-sized book reviews.
Don’t blame me for the impending catastrophe, I voted for Kamala.
Don’t blame me for the impending catastrophe, I voted for Kamala.
It works if you’re making a game where you slice fruit on your phone, but it’s wholly unsuited for running a superpower.
July 10, 2025 at 1:09 PM
It works if you’re making a game where you slice fruit on your phone, but it’s wholly unsuited for running a superpower.
Republicans in Congress, who spent the last few years investigating Hunter Biden’s eating habits, won’t lift a finger to look into this shocking breach of trust.
April 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Republicans in Congress, who spent the last few years investigating Hunter Biden’s eating habits, won’t lift a finger to look into this shocking breach of trust.
The war in Ukraine is very much like a home invasion—all that’s required for it to end is for the criminals to go home.
April 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The war in Ukraine is very much like a home invasion—all that’s required for it to end is for the criminals to go home.
Blaming Zelensky for starting the war is like blaming the Twin Towers for 9/11.
the twin towers of the world trade center are visible in a cityscape
ALT: the twin towers of the world trade center are visible in a cityscape
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April 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Blaming Zelensky for starting the war is like blaming the Twin Towers for 9/11.
These guys are “originalists” except for whenever they find it convenient not to be.
April 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
These guys are “originalists” except for whenever they find it convenient not to be.
I have asked myself this question 100 times, and I can’t think of a single thing.
April 9, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I have asked myself this question 100 times, and I can’t think of a single thing.
Be fair. It’s more like two and a half months.
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Be fair. It’s more like two and a half months.
Top priorities for Congress:
1) Take back tariff power
2) Restrict ability to fire
3) No insider trading
4) Codify Emoluments
5) Term limits
6) Sure up NATO
1) Take back tariff power
2) Restrict ability to fire
3) No insider trading
4) Codify Emoluments
5) Term limits
6) Sure up NATO
April 6, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Top priorities for Congress:
1) Take back tariff power
2) Restrict ability to fire
3) No insider trading
4) Codify Emoluments
5) Term limits
6) Sure up NATO
1) Take back tariff power
2) Restrict ability to fire
3) No insider trading
4) Codify Emoluments
5) Term limits
6) Sure up NATO
Well, they’re succeeding…
April 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Well, they’re succeeding…
Wow, Petey OT catching strays. Who’d a thunk?
March 31, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Wow, Petey OT catching strays. Who’d a thunk?
I’m old enough to remember Republicans calling Obama a dictator because he tried to make health insurance more affordable. Can’t imagine what they’d have done if he said he might run for a 3rd term.
ernie from sesame street is wearing a striped shirt and orange gloves
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March 31, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’m old enough to remember Republicans calling Obama a dictator because he tried to make health insurance more affordable. Can’t imagine what they’d have done if he said he might run for a 3rd term.
Tariffs are revenue the government brings in from Americans. Which by definition makes them taxes.
March 30, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Tariffs are revenue the government brings in from Americans. Which by definition makes them taxes.
What do we think he stores in the safe?
A) Guns
B) Old iPhone cases
C) Trophies from his victims
A) Guns
B) Old iPhone cases
C) Trophies from his victims
March 30, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What do we think he stores in the safe?
A) Guns
B) Old iPhone cases
C) Trophies from his victims
A) Guns
B) Old iPhone cases
C) Trophies from his victims
Serious question: If Trump *was* a Kremlin asset, what would he be doing differently? I can’t think of a single thing. Can you?
March 28, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Serious question: If Trump *was* a Kremlin asset, what would he be doing differently? I can’t think of a single thing. Can you?
Good. Their stupidity wasn’t helping.
March 28, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Good. Their stupidity wasn’t helping.
Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "A Garden of Earthly Delights" by @joycecaroloates.bsky.social begins with a literal bang, as a truckload of migrant workers crashes into a hog truck. A fascinating study of three generations of the Walpole family, all burdened by their own defects and flaws. Two thumbs up.
March 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "A Garden of Earthly Delights" by @joycecaroloates.bsky.social begins with a literal bang, as a truckload of migrant workers crashes into a hog truck. A fascinating study of three generations of the Walpole family, all burdened by their own defects and flaws. Two thumbs up.
You knew this was coming. It’s hard to express how much other automakers dislike Tesla.
March 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You knew this was coming. It’s hard to express how much other automakers dislike Tesla.
Plus, their fugly as shit.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Plus, their fugly as shit.
It didn’t end well for Il Duce…
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
It didn’t end well for Il Duce…
Putin looks at Trump the way Zed looked at the gimp.
a man is pointing at a statue of a man in a mask in a garage .
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March 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Putin looks at Trump the way Zed looked at the gimp.
This is the way to go.
March 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
This is the way to go.
Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "The Talented Mr. Ripley" by Patricia Highsmith has an amazing premise—Tom Ripley is so dissatisfied with his own life that he decides to steal someone else’s. Your head will spin as Tom is forced to spin an ever wider web of lies to cover his murderous trail. Two thumbs up.
March 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Bite-Sized Book Reviews: "The Talented Mr. Ripley" by Patricia Highsmith has an amazing premise—Tom Ripley is so dissatisfied with his own life that he decides to steal someone else’s. Your head will spin as Tom is forced to spin an ever wider web of lies to cover his murderous trail. Two thumbs up.