I start the car. My son 0.001 seconds later “are we there yet?”
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
I start the car. My son 0.001 seconds later “are we there yet?”
There’s a section reserved in my heart for my hatred of the weather channel app.
December 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
There’s a section reserved in my heart for my hatred of the weather channel app.
It’s awesome that they gave him so much adderall that he cut his usual movie length speech down to sitcom length.
December 18, 2025 at 4:17 AM
It’s awesome that they gave him so much adderall that he cut his usual movie length speech down to sitcom length.
In A Vengeance Most Fowl the gnomes make Wallace Snoozy Choc (hot chocolate the helps you sleep) and I want it so bad.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
In A Vengeance Most Fowl the gnomes make Wallace Snoozy Choc (hot chocolate the helps you sleep) and I want it so bad.
Is antifa in the room with us right now?
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Is antifa in the room with us right now?
Admitting to it now that trump is president and saying that he’s a trump supporter means he’ll get pardoned next week.
BREAKING on MS NOW:
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.
December 5, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Admitting to it now that trump is president and saying that he’s a trump supporter means he’ll get pardoned next week.
The best part of Costco suing Trump is that maga is going to boycott and I get to shop in peace.
December 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The best part of Costco suing Trump is that maga is going to boycott and I get to shop in peace.
Everything I’ve learned about Kim Davis has been against my will
November 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Everything I’ve learned about Kim Davis has been against my will
Reposted by Greg
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
November 4, 2025 at 12:11 PM
hug your war criminals a little tighter today
I love this time of year
*spends the next 5 minutes blowing my nose*
*spends the next 5 minutes blowing my nose*
October 25, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I love this time of year
*spends the next 5 minutes blowing my nose*
*spends the next 5 minutes blowing my nose*
“Our parents aren’t having kids”
-United States Health Secretary
-United States Health Secretary
October 17, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“Our parents aren’t having kids”
-United States Health Secretary
-United States Health Secretary
I lost out on the NPP too. Probably because of all the things I said on the parkway this summer.
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I lost out on the NPP too. Probably because of all the things I said on the parkway this summer.
“Using health records from nearly 2.5 million children in Sweden, they reached the opposite conclusion to the president: Tylenol has no link to autism. Another major study of more than 200,000 children in Japan, published earlier this month, also found no link.”
Trump’s Tylenol Directive Could Actually Increase Autism Rates, Researchers Warn
Experts fear that Donald Trump’s anti-painkiller tirade could lead to an increase in risk factors for autism, and don’t trust the administration to assess data as it continues to search for a cause.
www.wired.com
September 23, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Using health records from nearly 2.5 million children in Sweden, they reached the opposite conclusion to the president: Tylenol has no link to autism. Another major study of more than 200,000 children in Japan, published earlier this month, also found no link.”
Can the rapture wait til tomorrow?! I have my first day off in a while and would love to get some stuff done.
September 23, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Can the rapture wait til tomorrow?! I have my first day off in a while and would love to get some stuff done.
Two google searches will tell you it’s not Tylenol.
September 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Two google searches will tell you it’s not Tylenol.
We have a magazine cover! Your move, armed fascists.
September 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
We have a magazine cover! Your move, armed fascists.
Hulu is offering streaming for $3 for 6 month promo when you cancel. Essentially they’re paying you $42 over 6 months in hopes that you forget they gave into fascists. Don’t do it. Cancel it. Get library card and download Kanopy. It’s free.
September 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Hulu is offering streaming for $3 for 6 month promo when you cancel. Essentially they’re paying you $42 over 6 months in hopes that you forget they gave into fascists. Don’t do it. Cancel it. Get library card and download Kanopy. It’s free.
You know the episode of Spidey and Friends when Gobby and Rhino take over a bridge and block traffic for miles?
That’s by far the worst thing super villain has ever done
That’s by far the worst thing super villain has ever done
September 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
You know the episode of Spidey and Friends when Gobby and Rhino take over a bridge and block traffic for miles?
That’s by far the worst thing super villain has ever done
That’s by far the worst thing super villain has ever done
Reposted by Greg
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
August 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Googling sad versions of YMCA just in case
Reposted by Greg
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
August 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Just a heads up. I was able to schedule my COVID vaccine appointment. Online it will ask “do you have a condition that puts you at high risk for severe outcomes from COVID-19 virus.”
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
Click yes and it will allow you to schedule an appointment.
No questions asked.
No proof required.
Pass it on.
School shooting —> thoughts and prayers —> gun reform? —>no —> gop fundraise to protect gun rights💰🤑 —> school shooting —> thoughts and prayers —> gun reform? —> gop 🤑 —> school shooting —> gop 🤑
August 28, 2025 at 11:22 AM
School shooting —> thoughts and prayers —> gun reform? —>no —> gop fundraise to protect gun rights💰🤑 —> school shooting —> thoughts and prayers —> gun reform? —> gop 🤑 —> school shooting —> gop 🤑
Proud of you New York 🫡
Sean Hannity says he left New York City because he got too many mean looks from people at restaurants
Sean Hannity says he left NYC because of mean looks from people at restaurants
www.independent.co.uk
August 27, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Proud of you New York 🫡
Damnit Shohei! Stop being so damn likable!
Padre fan heckles Shohei Ohtani all game. Ohtani launches a homer to outer space and high fives the man. ☠️
August 25, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Damnit Shohei! Stop being so damn likable!
What an absolutely garbage state. This is going to isolate students, is a small but significant step towards privatized education, and will cost tax payers millions. Bullshit legislation.
August 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What an absolutely garbage state. This is going to isolate students, is a small but significant step towards privatized education, and will cost tax payers millions. Bullshit legislation.
O calls M&Ms rainbow beans
August 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
O calls M&Ms rainbow beans