Greg Edwards
@gregsedwards.bsky.social
Technophile, media junkie, and self-described swell guy, I live in Knoxville with my wife and four kids. I am a multimedia developer and Microsoft MVP.
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Greg Edwards
@gregsedwards.bsky.social
· Dec 11
No, I'm not THAT Greg. (Unless you owe him money.)
Let Trump add Canada 🇨🇦 as our 51st state. It would be like adding another entire California's worth of progressive voters. Republicans would never get elected as dog catcher. 🤣
January 21, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Let Trump add Canada 🇨🇦 as our 51st state. It would be like adding another entire California's worth of progressive voters. Republicans would never get elected as dog catcher. 🤣
Letting someone have the last word is having the last word.
January 13, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Letting someone have the last word is having the last word.
Death by hanging is brutal punishment, but I'll bet for a split second, it really releases your lower back.
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Death by hanging is brutal punishment, but I'll bet for a split second, it really releases your lower back.
Please trust me when I say I've never wanted out of any relationship more than this "Wrestling Parents" group chat.
January 3, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Please trust me when I say I've never wanted out of any relationship more than this "Wrestling Parents" group chat.
If there's not a British headline tomorrow that reads "US Troops Nick Maduro," somebody deserves to be sacked.
January 3, 2026 at 2:01 PM
If there's not a British headline tomorrow that reads "US Troops Nick Maduro," somebody deserves to be sacked.
Warner Bros? More like Warner Hoes, amirite?! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Warner Bros. Discovery Rejects Paramount’s $108 Billion Hostile Bid, Citing “Significant Risks”
The move, while widely expected, will likely result in David Ellison launching another, higher bid for WBD.
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December 31, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Warner Bros? More like Warner Hoes, amirite?! www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
Something tells me Rocky Balboa would not have been as successful, if he had to pair Bluetooth earbuds to his phone, sync his podcast library, and start his workout routine across 37 different fitness devices.
December 26, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Something tells me Rocky Balboa would not have been as successful, if he had to pair Bluetooth earbuds to his phone, sync his podcast library, and start his workout routine across 37 different fitness devices.
No matter what happens in the next 15 minutes, please don't let my epitaph read, "He died meeting some random dude at a Casey's on Christmas Eve to sell an Xbox Kinect sensor for $25."
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
No matter what happens in the next 15 minutes, please don't let my epitaph read, "He died meeting some random dude at a Casey's on Christmas Eve to sell an Xbox Kinect sensor for $25."
I don't know who needs to hear this but recycle your old tech boxes. And your old tech. And just everything you don't use anymore.
December 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this but recycle your old tech boxes. And your old tech. And just everything you don't use anymore.
If I eat any more salmon this week, I'm officially going to have to hibernate until spring.
December 21, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I eat any more salmon this week, I'm officially going to have to hibernate until spring.
In another stunner, today the White House announced the island will be renamed Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Island.
December 20, 2025 at 2:01 AM
In another stunner, today the White House announced the island will be renamed Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein Island.
I just got escorted out of Five Below. Guys, they are dead serious about that Dribble Zone.
December 14, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I just got escorted out of Five Below. Guys, they are dead serious about that Dribble Zone.
"It's fine to please people, as long as you're one of them." - @jeffersonfisher.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 1:51 PM
"It's fine to please people, as long as you're one of them." - @jeffersonfisher.bsky.social
"Choose what future you needs over what current you wants." - @scottdclary.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 PM
"Choose what future you needs over what current you wants." - @scottdclary.bsky.social
It's hard to eat baklava while wearing a balaclava.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 PM
It's hard to eat baklava while wearing a balaclava.
Trump hates Somalis, unless they happen to be sommeliers.
December 3, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Trump hates Somalis, unless they happen to be sommeliers.
In preparation for playing Mark Kelly in the inevitable biopic, Hugh Jackman is shaving his head and having his legs shortened.
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 PM
In preparation for playing Mark Kelly in the inevitable biopic, Hugh Jackman is shaving his head and having his legs shortened.
🎵 We're off to see the wizard 🎵 www.wickedmovie.com
Wicked: For Good - November 21, 2025 | Explore Oz
Explore the Emerald City, Kiamo Ko Castle, and other destinations in Oz on the Wicked: For Good official movie site. In Theaters November 21, 2025.
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November 23, 2025 at 1:09 AM
🎵 We're off to see the wizard 🎵 www.wickedmovie.com
Last night, while we were looking at the few baby pictures we have from before her adoption, Emma surprised me with a question, "Who had me?"
I replied, "A lady in China. I don't know her name."
She continued, "Why didn't she want me?"
I replied, "A lady in China. I don't know her name."
She continued, "Why didn't she want me?"
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Last night, while we were looking at the few baby pictures we have from before her adoption, Emma surprised me with a question, "Who had me?"
I replied, "A lady in China. I don't know her name."
She continued, "Why didn't she want me?"
I replied, "A lady in China. I don't know her name."
She continued, "Why didn't she want me?"
I finally got the new Windows 11 Start menu, though I had to use ViveTool to force it. I'm in the Release Preview ring. I was just tired of waiting for it. I like the extra width for apps and the mobile device toggle the most.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I finally got the new Windows 11 Start menu, though I had to use ViveTool to force it. I'm in the Release Preview ring. I was just tired of waiting for it. I like the extra width for apps and the mobile device toggle the most.
Fun date night at Painting with a Twist creating art together.
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November 20, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Fun date night at Painting with a Twist creating art together.
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I'm at that age when my kids are too cool to talk to me, my wife is too angry to talk to me, and my parents are too gone to talk to me.
November 17, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I'm at that age when my kids are too cool to talk to me, my wife is too angry to talk to me, and my parents are too gone to talk to me.
The decision to stop producing pennies doesn't make a lot of cents.
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The decision to stop producing pennies doesn't make a lot of cents.
"You don't need more discipline. You need better systems." - Seth Capehart, MD
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 PM
"You don't need more discipline. You need better systems." - Seth Capehart, MD