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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · 3d

Remember when Pinhead said this? "We have such subtitles to show you."

#hellraiser #pinhead

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Aug 8

War of the worlds is one of my franchises ever and I can't believe it keeps taking L's and this recent one is gonna make people probably never make another one and im genuinely upset by this fact 💔

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Aug 5

Told my dentist to "Start digging in my mouth, twin."

#dentistry #teeth #dentist

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jul 17

Dreamt that I had knowledge of an Oompa Loompa K-pop group and they would roast the shit out of random audience members in songs.

#dream

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jun 29

I used to have Fegan Floop dreams until I found there were other ways to score. If you want to be a Fooglie, you have to be obedient, you CANNOT be a bore.

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jun 28

There's a kid out there that's going to unironically say "I was taught how to mog by my two gay dads" and I want you all to take that into consideration.

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jun 18

I am a prawn to my vices,
A crawdad to my desires.

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jun 14

Do you think Hatsune Miku and Socrates would get along?

#vocaloid
#question
#hatsunemiku

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Jun 4

Logan-Hugueny Clark is speedrunning Deltarune as we speak so he can ooze out another topical musical

#undertale
#toby"radiation"fox
#deltarune
#lhugueny

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 26

#mayonnaise #fnaf

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 16

You are now making music with Frank Waln.

#music #frank

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 15

I aura farm in Zimbabwe and give them fair payment 🇿🇼

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 15

Andrew Jackson gets stranded in modern day real life New York City and no one recognizes him and it's up to the kid who's really into money to help him.

Twenty Dollar Man.

#movie #idea

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 11

LETS GOO THE CUBE

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Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · May 7

You ever have a memory you haven't thought about in a long time resurface and then you get a headache?

#question

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Apr 21

JD Vance the pope, and truthfully, gave him a little chocolate as a treat. He shouldn't have done that! Everyone knows the Pope is on a strict diet, and frankly goes by dog rules!

#pope

Greg the Giltcher @gregthegiltcher.bsky.social · Apr 21

The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.
The grass is green.

#Green #grass

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