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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 10h

I am the most tired girl in the worldsdddd

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 13h

Lmao I legit laughed out loud at this

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 13h

The word admit is missing but honestly nobody seems to have noticed let’s all pretend it’s in there

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 14h

Human man boyfriend and human woman girlfriend is this anything

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 1d

Has enough time passed that we can it was fucking insane Obama won a Nobel peace prize like Trump was right about that one specific thing

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 1d

If you write a recipe and tell me to add oil to a pan to cook bacon real talk I never need to hear from you again because why the fuck would I ever do that

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 6d

Has anyone heard of this performance apparel brand Rhone because I am desperate to discuss their coastal grandma who also does Pilates vibe

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 7d

What’s funny is the beats are kind of fun and then she starts singing and it’s like you cannot be serious lol

Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 7d

I do and I would also kill myself for that black dress with the white silhouette

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 7d

I heard a snippet of a song because I was curious and I really had to immediately turn it off this is why this boring bitch is blocked on my Spotify I am genuinely repulsed by her art lol

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 7d

What I have learned this week is Cardi B knows everyone’s business when the pope confesses he calls Cardi

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 7d

Oh my Taylor this is… very bad

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 8d

I’m not kidding if I have to go to prison for life to keep my baby alive I will with a smile on my fucking face. I’ve had a stalker before I know what these animals are capable of. Not my kid bitch.

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Grendel’s mom @grendelsmom.bsky.social · 8d

I’ll let you know right now, if one of your dusty sons stalks MY daughter? I will drag him by his broccoli cut to the stairs of our local police station and execute him like a political prisoner in broad daylight. I don’t care how old he is the devil himself couldn’t dream up what I would do