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Also it’s national cookie day according to Edie’s daycare and Dunkin’ Donuts so last night Edie and I made sugar cookies and decorated them for her class I am this weeks best mom sorry guys try again next week
December 4, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Also it’s national cookie day according to Edie’s daycare and Dunkin’ Donuts so last night Edie and I made sugar cookies and decorated them for her class I am this weeks best mom sorry guys try again next week
I forgot my engagement ring at home because I took it off to put on sunscreen and then got distracted and now I feel like I’m walking around nude but not in a sexy way in a I’m sweating from puking so hard from a hangover so I have to get naked and lie on the bathroom floor way
December 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I forgot my engagement ring at home because I took it off to put on sunscreen and then got distracted and now I feel like I’m walking around nude but not in a sexy way in a I’m sweating from puking so hard from a hangover so I have to get naked and lie on the bathroom floor way
I am obviously guilty of all the behaviors laid out here but wow this was a great read fatherkarine.substack.com/p/the-anti-c...
The Anti-Cosmetic Surgery Essay Every Woman Should Read
Long Live the Old Flesh
fatherkarine.substack.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I am obviously guilty of all the behaviors laid out here but wow this was a great read fatherkarine.substack.com/p/the-anti-c...
We need to talk about the implosion of Rihanna’s sense of red carpet style because this is insane what the fuck is going on
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
We need to talk about the implosion of Rihanna’s sense of red carpet style because this is insane what the fuck is going on
I think a lot of how I will teach Edie to be wary of men and their intentions but honestly I think the only lesson you need to teach is throughout life many men will claim they love you so much they would die for you and yet, as each year passes, all those men will somehow still be alive. Curious.
December 2, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I think a lot of how I will teach Edie to be wary of men and their intentions but honestly I think the only lesson you need to teach is throughout life many men will claim they love you so much they would die for you and yet, as each year passes, all those men will somehow still be alive. Curious.
December 2nd and my car is already taking 15 minutes to warm up it’s never been more over
December 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
December 2nd and my car is already taking 15 minutes to warm up it’s never been more over
Edie woke up this morning and told me she never wants to go to school ever again because it’s not even fun and like girl I get it no one enjoys a Monday but not even fun?! A literal pony came to visit your classroom I do not believe you.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Edie woke up this morning and told me she never wants to go to school ever again because it’s not even fun and like girl I get it no one enjoys a Monday but not even fun?! A literal pony came to visit your classroom I do not believe you.
As a former heavy smoker the amount of judgment I have for parents who smoke is honestly excessive like I get it smoking is the best and having kids is stressful too fucking bad! Get some nicotine gum and some patches and get the fuck over it! You’re KILLING YOUR CHILDREN
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
As a former heavy smoker the amount of judgment I have for parents who smoke is honestly excessive like I get it smoking is the best and having kids is stressful too fucking bad! Get some nicotine gum and some patches and get the fuck over it! You’re KILLING YOUR CHILDREN
My favorite winter shoe brand no longer ships to America because of the tariffs and like what more can Trump take from me 😭
November 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
My favorite winter shoe brand no longer ships to America because of the tariffs and like what more can Trump take from me 😭
They’re beautiful 😭
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
They’re beautiful 😭
Post partum my periods have been psychotic so Matt got me this portable tens thing for cramps and oh my god it’s my favorite thing I’m in love
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Post partum my periods have been psychotic so Matt got me this portable tens thing for cramps and oh my god it’s my favorite thing I’m in love
I could be under 21 you don’t know maybe I was a child bride and have the Benjamin button aging disease!!!! It could happen!!!!!!
November 26, 2025 at 11:09 PM
I could be under 21 you don’t know maybe I was a child bride and have the Benjamin button aging disease!!!! It could happen!!!!!!
it’s me a fashion icon
November 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
it’s me a fashion icon
Has anyone else heard this story of these kids beating up a pregnant woman and her kids in Chicago
November 26, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Has anyone else heard this story of these kids beating up a pregnant woman and her kids in Chicago
I am really enjoying kentheman right now but like I just gotta bob my head to the beat because these lyrics are not white woman friendly 😅😅
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 PM
I am really enjoying kentheman right now but like I just gotta bob my head to the beat because these lyrics are not white woman friendly 😅😅
If I’m being 100% honest I’ve never once had a baked Mac and cheese that was as good as a box of Annie’s
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If I’m being 100% honest I’ve never once had a baked Mac and cheese that was as good as a box of Annie’s
As the holidays approach it is important I remind you all that your kids teachers don’t want landfill garbage for Christmas they want cold hard cash in a card they can use to gamble in Atlantic city
November 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
As the holidays approach it is important I remind you all that your kids teachers don’t want landfill garbage for Christmas they want cold hard cash in a card they can use to gamble in Atlantic city
I realize that everyone probably feels this way about their child but like I’m actually right my kid is the cutest child alive
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I realize that everyone probably feels this way about their child but like I’m actually right my kid is the cutest child alive
Something id like to talk about is how these bbls - even the very, very good ones you might not have originally detected 👀👀- obviously age insanely as these women gain weight with age. Like where you had fat added becomes preposterous even if it was proportional when you got the procedure.
November 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Something id like to talk about is how these bbls - even the very, very good ones you might not have originally detected 👀👀- obviously age insanely as these women gain weight with age. Like where you had fat added becomes preposterous even if it was proportional when you got the procedure.
Cooking advice I saw once from
A chef that said 1/4 a teaspoon is not a measurement and anytime you see 1/4 teaspoon in a recipe you should just use 1/2 teaspoon really changed my life
A chef that said 1/4 a teaspoon is not a measurement and anytime you see 1/4 teaspoon in a recipe you should just use 1/2 teaspoon really changed my life
November 23, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Cooking advice I saw once from
A chef that said 1/4 a teaspoon is not a measurement and anytime you see 1/4 teaspoon in a recipe you should just use 1/2 teaspoon really changed my life
A chef that said 1/4 a teaspoon is not a measurement and anytime you see 1/4 teaspoon in a recipe you should just use 1/2 teaspoon really changed my life
I am in charge of the stuffing this year which means so far I have spatchcocked and roasted a turkey to use it’s carcass to make turkey stock, I handpicked chestnuts from a local farm that I’m roasting, I bought 2 types of sourdough bread from the local bakery, homemade sausage from the butcher
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I am in charge of the stuffing this year which means so far I have spatchcocked and roasted a turkey to use it’s carcass to make turkey stock, I handpicked chestnuts from a local farm that I’m roasting, I bought 2 types of sourdough bread from the local bakery, homemade sausage from the butcher
Edie goes for her first ski lesson today can I get “let’s go Edie” going in the chat
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Edie goes for her first ski lesson today can I get “let’s go Edie” going in the chat
The pictures of the culprits coupled with their plot to overtake an island of 87,000 people with just two guys who have no military or maritime experience has really confronted me with a very difficult question: is physiognomy real?
Gavin and Tanner, planned and trained for nearly a year, legal documents say, in an elaborate attempt to invade a Haitian island, kill its Black men, enslave its Black women and Black children and fulfill their "rape fantasies."
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
www.fox4news.com/news/haitian...
NTX men planned to murder men, enslave women on foreign island: Indictment
Two North Texas men have been indicted for an alleged scheme to sail to a foreign island, murder all the men, and enslave the women and children.
www.fox4news.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
The pictures of the culprits coupled with their plot to overtake an island of 87,000 people with just two guys who have no military or maritime experience has really confronted me with a very difficult question: is physiognomy real?
I’m interested in finding out who megan thee stallions tailor is for these court outfits because she looks amazing
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I’m interested in finding out who megan thee stallions tailor is for these court outfits because she looks amazing
I bought an incredible shirt at the show last night
November 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I bought an incredible shirt at the show last night