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Accurate depiction of my brain when someone mentions Agatha or The Locked Tomb
today’s convo with a kid:
“These are my pokemon cards!”
“Cool! I had a rare one when I was your age”
“You can sell it now and make tons of money!”
“I gifted it to my ex boyfriend”
“Noo teacher right now you would be rich!”
“These are my pokemon cards!”
“Cool! I had a rare one when I was your age”
“You can sell it now and make tons of money!”
“I gifted it to my ex boyfriend”
“Noo teacher right now you would be rich!”
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December 18, 2025 at 11:31 AM
today’s convo with a kid:
“These are my pokemon cards!”
“Cool! I had a rare one when I was your age”
“You can sell it now and make tons of money!”
“I gifted it to my ex boyfriend”
“Noo teacher right now you would be rich!”
“These are my pokemon cards!”
“Cool! I had a rare one when I was your age”
“You can sell it now and make tons of money!”
“I gifted it to my ex boyfriend”
“Noo teacher right now you would be rich!”
christmas reharsahals make me emo I don’t know why and one of the great things about this job is that even if I’m feeling like the grinch on the inside, the kids are happy to be here and seeing them happy makes me happy. I’m not ready to leave for high school grumpy teens😩
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 AM
christmas reharsahals make me emo I don’t know why and one of the great things about this job is that even if I’m feeling like the grinch on the inside, the kids are happy to be here and seeing them happy makes me happy. I’m not ready to leave for high school grumpy teens😩
prima o poi devo fare un thread di yearning lyrics di katie gavin perché quella donna ha scritto di tutto ma nulla avrà mai l’effetto di about u nella mia testa quella é LA muna song (ed anche agathario song ovvio) punto periodt girl we’re cooked here we’re cooked and served as an antipasto
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
prima o poi devo fare un thread di yearning lyrics di katie gavin perché quella donna ha scritto di tutto ma nulla avrà mai l’effetto di about u nella mia testa quella é LA muna song (ed anche agathario song ovvio) punto periodt girl we’re cooked here we’re cooked and served as an antipasto
me showing my mother the new agathario fanart on my wall while she has a spiritual crisis:
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December 15, 2025 at 12:59 PM
me showing my mother the new agathario fanart on my wall while she has a spiritual crisis:
my supervisor being like “there’s a lot of bibliography and we have not much time”
me: “don’t worry i have everything under control”
also me after spending two days reading HALF of the bibliography (this man wasn’t joking when he said “A LOT”)
me: “don’t worry i have everything under control”
also me after spending two days reading HALF of the bibliography (this man wasn’t joking when he said “A LOT”)
December 14, 2025 at 1:07 PM
my supervisor being like “there’s a lot of bibliography and we have not much time”
me: “don’t worry i have everything under control”
also me after spending two days reading HALF of the bibliography (this man wasn’t joking when he said “A LOT”)
me: “don’t worry i have everything under control”
also me after spending two days reading HALF of the bibliography (this man wasn’t joking when he said “A LOT”)
muna’s new album in 2026 ehehehehhehehehehehehhehe
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December 13, 2025 at 8:35 PM
muna’s new album in 2026 ehehehehhehehehehehehhehe
comunque non la mia ossessione perenne che mi fa comparare ogni fictional couple ad agathario e trovare dei parallels MA hear me out… Alberto e Delia in Cuori…………..
a blonde woman wearing sunglasses says talented brilliant incredible amazing show stopping spectacular never the same co. totally unique
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December 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
comunque non la mia ossessione perenne che mi fa comparare ogni fictional couple ad agathario e trovare dei parallels MA hear me out… Alberto e Delia in Cuori…………..
“I wonder why my back hurts”
“Kids, please sit straight on your chairs otherwise your back will hurt and you’ll develop scoliosis”
Also me at work and then at home writing the thesis or playing chess:
“Kids, please sit straight on your chairs otherwise your back will hurt and you’ll develop scoliosis”
Also me at work and then at home writing the thesis or playing chess:
December 10, 2025 at 12:10 PM
“I wonder why my back hurts”
“Kids, please sit straight on your chairs otherwise your back will hurt and you’ll develop scoliosis”
Also me at work and then at home writing the thesis or playing chess:
“Kids, please sit straight on your chairs otherwise your back will hurt and you’ll develop scoliosis”
Also me at work and then at home writing the thesis or playing chess:
all i want for christmas is a nerdy girlboyfriend that can teach me chess tactics am i asking for too much
December 8, 2025 at 12:19 PM
all i want for christmas is a nerdy girlboyfriend that can teach me chess tactics am i asking for too much
sorry im still thinking about this but it’s disturbing because they’re dynamic is kinda funny… if that ends up to be the case basically she’s sleeping with zosja but at the same time with 7 billions of other people AND her dead wife’s consciousness?!??
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December 7, 2025 at 10:00 AM
sorry im still thinking about this but it’s disturbing because they’re dynamic is kinda funny… if that ends up to be the case basically she’s sleeping with zosja but at the same time with 7 billions of other people AND her dead wife’s consciousness?!??
finally hopped on the pluribus train… if carol ever gets with miss raban im just gonna launch myself from the window
December 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
finally hopped on the pluribus train… if carol ever gets with miss raban im just gonna launch myself from the window
one feature of adhd i profoundly hate with all my being is the ability to spend AGES on crafting an email repeatedly checking nothing has been left out and once you send it you realize you must have typed something wrong cause the “thank you, best regards” sentence isn’t there. I need a drink
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December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
one feature of adhd i profoundly hate with all my being is the ability to spend AGES on crafting an email repeatedly checking nothing has been left out and once you send it you realize you must have typed something wrong cause the “thank you, best regards” sentence isn’t there. I need a drink
comunque raga tranquilli non ho postato niente di oseé semplicemente miss blusky ha sofferto un attacco di gay panic potentissimo alla vista di charli xcx e non ha retto… poor girl 💀🤣
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
comunque raga tranquilli non ho postato niente di oseé semplicemente miss blusky ha sofferto un attacco di gay panic potentissimo alla vista di charli xcx e non ha retto… poor girl 💀🤣
first time in years Pvris and Aurora didn’t make it in the top 5 i feel like a traitor……..but at least my sanity was restored… (Agatha’s voice: tOtaLLy LYiiiNggg)
okay, let a poor girl yearn in peace
okay, let a poor girl yearn in peace
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 PM
first time in years Pvris and Aurora didn’t make it in the top 5 i feel like a traitor……..but at least my sanity was restored… (Agatha’s voice: tOtaLLy LYiiiNggg)
okay, let a poor girl yearn in peace
okay, let a poor girl yearn in peace
EXAMS OVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE IS DONE IT’S OVER NOW I ONLY NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
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November 30, 2025 at 9:10 AM
EXAMS OVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL THIS MOTHERFUCKING MASTER’S DEGREE IS DONE IT’S OVER NOW I ONLY NEED TO FINISH MY THESIS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO
the brainrot i used to have for warrior nun… catholic guilt and lesbians waving glowing swords in the air, kung fu moves to confuse the love of your life then kissing her peak yuri television and one of the biggest wasted opportunities along with killing eve i’ll stand on this hill forever
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November 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
the brainrot i used to have for warrior nun… catholic guilt and lesbians waving glowing swords in the air, kung fu moves to confuse the love of your life then kissing her peak yuri television and one of the biggest wasted opportunities along with killing eve i’ll stand on this hill forever
very curious to know how much damage the room next door can do to my psyche we’ll see in a few hours
November 28, 2025 at 1:24 PM
very curious to know how much damage the room next door can do to my psyche we’ll see in a few hours
Agatha as a primary school teacher at lunch break: pretending to have nothing to eat, sighing dramatically “Ah… I forgot my lunch at home..” then Billy and all the other kids running giving her their cookies “here take mine take mine!”
And she’s there like:
And she’s there like:
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November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Agatha as a primary school teacher at lunch break: pretending to have nothing to eat, sighing dramatically “Ah… I forgot my lunch at home..” then Billy and all the other kids running giving her their cookies “here take mine take mine!”
And she’s there like:
And she’s there like:
opening the textbook for my lesson and the page ends up here..perfect representation of someone with zero caffeine in their body about to explain the structure of the cell at 7.50 in the morning💀🤣
November 21, 2025 at 6:50 AM
opening the textbook for my lesson and the page ends up here..perfect representation of someone with zero caffeine in their body about to explain the structure of the cell at 7.50 in the morning💀🤣
the other day at work a kid asked me if i have had a boyfriend and i said “yes years ago” and it’s true, but she wanted to know if I have one now and well I couldn’t say “no but actually i’ve been haunted by an evil lesbian situationship for three years so i can’t listen to an entire set of songs”
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November 19, 2025 at 1:36 PM
the other day at work a kid asked me if i have had a boyfriend and i said “yes years ago” and it’s true, but she wanted to know if I have one now and well I couldn’t say “no but actually i’ve been haunted by an evil lesbian situationship for three years so i can’t listen to an entire set of songs”
ceh fatemi capire charli xcx ha scritto l’intera colonna sonora per wuthering heights questa pazza in cul0 la amo scusate il francese ma il concetto di vedere la trashata romance che sarà con lei che ci canta le sue canzoni pop struggenti per me questo film ha già vinto
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ceh fatemi capire charli xcx ha scritto l’intera colonna sonora per wuthering heights questa pazza in cul0 la amo scusate il francese ma il concetto di vedere la trashata romance che sarà con lei che ci canta le sue canzoni pop struggenti per me questo film ha già vinto
this is the most neurospicy thing I’ll ever say probably but chess is saving my mental health lately and I’m not even joking
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November 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
this is the most neurospicy thing I’ll ever say probably but chess is saving my mental health lately and I’m not even joking
watched dracula by besson and… nah. besides from the talented cast etc (matilda de angelis ti amo) it kinda rubbed me the wrong way how the female characters were portrayed. I know it’s super adjacent to the novel so I shouldn’t be surprised but I was hoping in a different interpretation
November 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
watched dracula by besson and… nah. besides from the talented cast etc (matilda de angelis ti amo) it kinda rubbed me the wrong way how the female characters were portrayed. I know it’s super adjacent to the novel so I shouldn’t be surprised but I was hoping in a different interpretation
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l’uni che non risponde alle mail é un evergreen some things never change diooooooo
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November 7, 2025 at 1:09 PM
l’uni che non risponde alle mail é un evergreen some things never change diooooooo