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He just hadn't figured out how to war pay. Now it's an object lesson in what you get if you don't buy his shitty crypto or pay off one of his greasy mutant offspring.
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
He just hadn't figured out how to war pay. Now it's an object lesson in what you get if you don't buy his shitty crypto or pay off one of his greasy mutant offspring.
Good old Glenn, the constant weather vane that ever pointing to himself labeled : Me so contrary!
December 26, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Good old Glenn, the constant weather vane that ever pointing to himself labeled : Me so contrary!
Being a pet, supposedly centrist academic for the right wing is a very good racket.
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Being a pet, supposedly centrist academic for the right wing is a very good racket.
Weiss-washing.
December 22, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Weiss-washing.
In the original drafts of 2001: A Space Odyssey, instead of a black monolith the apes surrounded and desecrated a David Brooks effigy.
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 AM
In the original drafts of 2001: A Space Odyssey, instead of a black monolith the apes surrounded and desecrated a David Brooks effigy.
Rug pulls are out but this crypto themed tangerine throw is hitting all the right buttons this grifting season.
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Rug pulls are out but this crypto themed tangerine throw is hitting all the right buttons this grifting season.
He made Marj, so he's either fallible or has a rather disturbing sense of humour.
December 18, 2025 at 1:34 AM
He made Marj, so he's either fallible or has a rather disturbing sense of humour.
Breaking : Multiple fatalities reported in freak accident as a mob of conservative fringe influencers scrambled to climb up on the Cross.
December 15, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Breaking : Multiple fatalities reported in freak accident as a mob of conservative fringe influencers scrambled to climb up on the Cross.
It do be like that and Rs lean right into it with the help of a supine press.
December 14, 2025 at 6:03 AM
It do be like that and Rs lean right into it with the help of a supine press.
We cross to our panelist Mr Greatbig Hardcock for his thoughts on this statement.
December 13, 2025 at 9:52 AM
We cross to our panelist Mr Greatbig Hardcock for his thoughts on this statement.
If you've ever had to suffer the incessant droning of those awful things you'll know she isn't out of line.
December 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
If you've ever had to suffer the incessant droning of those awful things you'll know she isn't out of line.
They're doozers. The sad, anonymous little bastards working tirelessly to maintain the scaffold supporting the lie that the conservative movement is compatible with modern democracy. Occasionally one will get eaten by a fraggle, but the money is pretty good for just talking nonsense.
December 1, 2025 at 5:24 PM
They're doozers. The sad, anonymous little bastards working tirelessly to maintain the scaffold supporting the lie that the conservative movement is compatible with modern democracy. Occasionally one will get eaten by a fraggle, but the money is pretty good for just talking nonsense.
They grow em like what they do veal.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
They grow em like what they do veal.
On our enlightened centrist exiles colony AynRandia in the Seychelles, we, in our vast wisdom pronounce it /vuːvuːˈzɛlə/
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
On our enlightened centrist exiles colony AynRandia in the Seychelles, we, in our vast wisdom pronounce it /vuːvuːˈzɛlə/
The Ethicist | I was party to a deadly car accident where I was clearly in the wrong. Would I be overstepping the bounds of civility to back over any surviving witnesses?
November 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
The Ethicist | I was party to a deadly car accident where I was clearly in the wrong. Would I be overstepping the bounds of civility to back over any surviving witnesses?
Mate, porridge is the breakfast of champions. Tasty, nutritious, versatile. Were it not against the laws of God, man and nature I would make porridge my wife.
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Mate, porridge is the breakfast of champions. Tasty, nutritious, versatile. Were it not against the laws of God, man and nature I would make porridge my wife.
Democrats have a lot to learn from MTG's serious bipartisan credentials.
November 22, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Democrats have a lot to learn from MTG's serious bipartisan credentials.
It's an unenviable position. You are the only party with agency, you are the wife of the town drunk.
November 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It's an unenviable position. You are the only party with agency, you are the wife of the town drunk.
Dating for Young Republicans
by R.O.Hypnol
by R.O.Hypnol
November 16, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Dating for Young Republicans
by R.O.Hypnol
by R.O.Hypnol
Notes on how to make blatant corruption sound wholesome for the plebs.
November 15, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Notes on how to make blatant corruption sound wholesome for the plebs.
He's amazing really. In all his endeavors, personal and professional, he has been the lone innocent surrounded by a horde of diddlers, hucksters and gangsters. How he keeps himself pure as the driven snow can only be proof of his divinity.
November 15, 2025 at 3:19 PM
He's amazing really. In all his endeavors, personal and professional, he has been the lone innocent surrounded by a horde of diddlers, hucksters and gangsters. How he keeps himself pure as the driven snow can only be proof of his divinity.
The opinions of immigrant taxi drivers being the traditional weather vane for conservative opinion.
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 AM
The opinions of immigrant taxi drivers being the traditional weather vane for conservative opinion.
I refute these groping allegations. I'm being victimized by the oh-so tolerant Left for the affliction of being really bad at high fives.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I refute these groping allegations. I'm being victimized by the oh-so tolerant Left for the affliction of being really bad at high fives.
In my mind the invisible hand wasn't quite so stubby fingered and indifferent to consent.
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
In my mind the invisible hand wasn't quite so stubby fingered and indifferent to consent.
Cuz he has a face like a baseball mitt.
November 2, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Cuz he has a face like a baseball mitt.