GroovyShelly
@groovyshelly.bsky.social
I write, sing, say silly things & have a hell of a time in the process.
I've written TV, film, special material, comedy & lyrics for countless performers & others. Performed around the world. Facts matter. Laughter heals. WGA SAG-AFTRA AEA WGGB ASCAP
I've written TV, film, special material, comedy & lyrics for countless performers & others. Performed around the world. Facts matter. Laughter heals. WGA SAG-AFTRA AEA WGGB ASCAP
NY Daily News: Former Navy Seal & ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura
“Since Trump dislikes Minnesota so bad and we’re so ‘out of control,’ let’s join Canada. Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state of America … I’d like to see Minnesota, all of us become Canadians.”
“Since Trump dislikes Minnesota so bad and we’re so ‘out of control,’ let’s join Canada. Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state of America … I’d like to see Minnesota, all of us become Canadians.”
January 29, 2026 at 8:41 PM
NY Daily News: Former Navy Seal & ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse “The Body” Ventura
“Since Trump dislikes Minnesota so bad and we’re so ‘out of control,’ let’s join Canada. Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state of America … I’d like to see Minnesota, all of us become Canadians.”
“Since Trump dislikes Minnesota so bad and we’re so ‘out of control,’ let’s join Canada. Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state of America … I’d like to see Minnesota, all of us become Canadians.”
The administration in 2 sentences. Via Axios:
Melania Trump pocketed an estimated $28 million or more [from Bezos/Amazon] — at least 70% of the licensing fee — according to anonymous sources who spoke to the Journal.
Amazon announced Wednesday that it's slashing 16,000 jobs nationwide.
Melania Trump pocketed an estimated $28 million or more [from Bezos/Amazon] — at least 70% of the licensing fee — according to anonymous sources who spoke to the Journal.
Amazon announced Wednesday that it's slashing 16,000 jobs nationwide.
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
The administration in 2 sentences. Via Axios:
Melania Trump pocketed an estimated $28 million or more [from Bezos/Amazon] — at least 70% of the licensing fee — according to anonymous sources who spoke to the Journal.
Amazon announced Wednesday that it's slashing 16,000 jobs nationwide.
Melania Trump pocketed an estimated $28 million or more [from Bezos/Amazon] — at least 70% of the licensing fee — according to anonymous sources who spoke to the Journal.
Amazon announced Wednesday that it's slashing 16,000 jobs nationwide.
They say the stakes for her documentary are high.
And we know his history of success with "steaks."
(Visually written-out homonym jokes require a lot of work.)
And we know his history of success with "steaks."
(Visually written-out homonym jokes require a lot of work.)
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 PM
They say the stakes for her documentary are high.
And we know his history of success with "steaks."
(Visually written-out homonym jokes require a lot of work.)
And we know his history of success with "steaks."
(Visually written-out homonym jokes require a lot of work.)
Won’t You Be My Neighbor? | Lady Gaga Original
YouTube video by Rocket
www.youtube.com
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
10000% yes!
opposing fascism and ICE is not a competition. i really hate the "we'll go even harder when ICE comes to my city" sentiments. we're in this together. it is a revolution we are all a part of, not a game. stop saying that
January 29, 2026 at 4:50 PM
10000% yes!
Reposted by GroovyShelly
Now they're best buddies with far right Canadian separatists?
No spot on the globe that's safe, except Epstein Island.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-teams-...
No spot on the globe that's safe, except Epstein Island.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-teams-...
Trump Team’s Secret Meetings With Group Plotting to Break Up Canada Exposed
Trump officials have met with activists from the Alberta Prosperity Project, a separatist group that wants independence for its province.
www.thedailybeast.com
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Now they're best buddies with far right Canadian separatists?
No spot on the globe that's safe, except Epstein Island.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-teams-...
No spot on the globe that's safe, except Epstein Island.
www.thedailybeast.com/trump-teams-...
We stand together or we fall apart.
January 29, 2026 at 3:26 AM
We stand together or we fall apart.
Whatever your woes or fears, travel through life with your head held high, knowing you'll never be this rotting, putrid, soulless swill of semi-personified fecal sludge.
January 28, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Whatever your woes or fears, travel through life with your head held high, knowing you'll never be this rotting, putrid, soulless swill of semi-personified fecal sludge.
Governor Newsom Press Office
@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
"As Trump’s federal agents break the law, Gavin Newsom and Ca. Attorney General Rob Bonta issued a first-of-its-kind legal alert confirming state and local law enforcement have the AUTHORITY TO INVESTIGATE crimes committed by FEDERAL AGENTS."
@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
"As Trump’s federal agents break the law, Gavin Newsom and Ca. Attorney General Rob Bonta issued a first-of-its-kind legal alert confirming state and local law enforcement have the AUTHORITY TO INVESTIGATE crimes committed by FEDERAL AGENTS."
January 28, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Governor Newsom Press Office
@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
"As Trump’s federal agents break the law, Gavin Newsom and Ca. Attorney General Rob Bonta issued a first-of-its-kind legal alert confirming state and local law enforcement have the AUTHORITY TO INVESTIGATE crimes committed by FEDERAL AGENTS."
@govpressoffice.gov.ca.gov
"As Trump’s federal agents break the law, Gavin Newsom and Ca. Attorney General Rob Bonta issued a first-of-its-kind legal alert confirming state and local law enforcement have the AUTHORITY TO INVESTIGATE crimes committed by FEDERAL AGENTS."
Every action, escalation, condemnation w/out proof, eradication of due process, example of cruel disrespect cheered, tolerated or ignored by those in Congress or SCOTUS, shows that the enablers are as much to blame if not more so by letting fascism grow by the day on the streets of the US.
January 28, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Every action, escalation, condemnation w/out proof, eradication of due process, example of cruel disrespect cheered, tolerated or ignored by those in Congress or SCOTUS, shows that the enablers are as much to blame if not more so by letting fascism grow by the day on the streets of the US.
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries: "Kristi Noem should be fired immediately, or we will commence impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives. We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
January 28, 2026 at 6:13 AM
House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries: "Kristi Noem should be fired immediately, or we will commence impeachment proceedings in the House of Representatives. We can do this the easy way or the hard way."
The nuclear scientists in charge of the "Doomsday Clock" just moved the time another second closer to midnight. We're now 85 seconds away.
"Midnight" on the clock means apocalypse.
If that's not jolly enough, 85 seconds is the closest we've ever been to midnight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-D...
"Midnight" on the clock means apocalypse.
If that's not jolly enough, 85 seconds is the closest we've ever been to midnight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-D...
‘Doomsday Clock’ moves closer to midnight over threats from nuclear weapons, climate change and AI
YouTube video by WGN News
www.youtube.com
January 27, 2026 at 11:54 PM
The nuclear scientists in charge of the "Doomsday Clock" just moved the time another second closer to midnight. We're now 85 seconds away.
"Midnight" on the clock means apocalypse.
If that's not jolly enough, 85 seconds is the closest we've ever been to midnight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-D...
"Midnight" on the clock means apocalypse.
If that's not jolly enough, 85 seconds is the closest we've ever been to midnight.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ia-D...
Glass has class.
January 27, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Glass has class.
In his aim to turn Washington Post into rotting fish wrap, owner Jeff Bezos next plans to scrap 10% of newsroom employees.
Like any great leader, JB is standing with his employees...from thousands of miles away; he & the Missus are front & center at Paris Fashion Week.
"Let them eat Schiaparelli."
Like any great leader, JB is standing with his employees...from thousands of miles away; he & the Missus are front & center at Paris Fashion Week.
"Let them eat Schiaparelli."
January 27, 2026 at 3:42 PM
In his aim to turn Washington Post into rotting fish wrap, owner Jeff Bezos next plans to scrap 10% of newsroom employees.
Like any great leader, JB is standing with his employees...from thousands of miles away; he & the Missus are front & center at Paris Fashion Week.
"Let them eat Schiaparelli."
Like any great leader, JB is standing with his employees...from thousands of miles away; he & the Missus are front & center at Paris Fashion Week.
"Let them eat Schiaparelli."
Stop calling this fascist brutality an "immigration crackdown."
There are more than 2 million illegals in Texas; there are approximately. 130,000 in Minnesota.
This is targeted brutality against people living in states Trump lost.
(Reminder: both candidates got votes in every state.)
There are more than 2 million illegals in Texas; there are approximately. 130,000 in Minnesota.
This is targeted brutality against people living in states Trump lost.
(Reminder: both candidates got votes in every state.)
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Stop calling this fascist brutality an "immigration crackdown."
There are more than 2 million illegals in Texas; there are approximately. 130,000 in Minnesota.
This is targeted brutality against people living in states Trump lost.
(Reminder: both candidates got votes in every state.)
There are more than 2 million illegals in Texas; there are approximately. 130,000 in Minnesota.
This is targeted brutality against people living in states Trump lost.
(Reminder: both candidates got votes in every state.)
Yes!
NYT - Judge Orders ICE Chief to Appear in Court Over Potential Contempt...Minnesota judge wrote that unusual order was necessary because “the extent of ICE’s violation of court orders is likewise extraordinary.”
NYT - Judge Orders ICE Chief to Appear in Court Over Potential Contempt...Minnesota judge wrote that unusual order was necessary because “the extent of ICE’s violation of court orders is likewise extraordinary.”
January 27, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Yes!
NYT - Judge Orders ICE Chief to Appear in Court Over Potential Contempt...Minnesota judge wrote that unusual order was necessary because “the extent of ICE’s violation of court orders is likewise extraordinary.”
NYT - Judge Orders ICE Chief to Appear in Court Over Potential Contempt...Minnesota judge wrote that unusual order was necessary because “the extent of ICE’s violation of court orders is likewise extraordinary.”
Actually Stephen Miller & Kristi-Nacht deserve a collective nickname.
I suggest: "Frau & Herr Extensions"
I suggest: "Frau & Herr Extensions"
January 27, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Actually Stephen Miller & Kristi-Nacht deserve a collective nickname.
I suggest: "Frau & Herr Extensions"
I suggest: "Frau & Herr Extensions"
"ICE Barbie" is too cute a nickname. She needs one that more fully expresses her true ambitions. I say we call her:
Kristi-Nacht
Kristi-Nacht
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 PM
"ICE Barbie" is too cute a nickname. She needs one that more fully expresses her true ambitions. I say we call her:
Kristi-Nacht
Kristi-Nacht
Liberation of Auschwitz, 81 years ago today.
Let's not let them fund the sequel.
Let's not let them fund the sequel.
January 27, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Liberation of Auschwitz, 81 years ago today.
Let's not let them fund the sequel.
Let's not let them fund the sequel.
Ice Barbie submits to being questioned by Congress abt the brutal & homicidal attack on American citizens, including children & toddlers, by her unconstitutional Gestapo goon squad.
I'm expecting hard-hitting questions like, "What's next for you? Extensions, a full weave or soft caramel lowlights?"
I'm expecting hard-hitting questions like, "What's next for you? Extensions, a full weave or soft caramel lowlights?"
January 27, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Ice Barbie submits to being questioned by Congress abt the brutal & homicidal attack on American citizens, including children & toddlers, by her unconstitutional Gestapo goon squad.
I'm expecting hard-hitting questions like, "What's next for you? Extensions, a full weave or soft caramel lowlights?"
I'm expecting hard-hitting questions like, "What's next for you? Extensions, a full weave or soft caramel lowlights?"
Thrilled to be included in this SP. Check out & follow them all!
January 27, 2026 at 2:42 AM
Thrilled to be included in this SP. Check out & follow them all!
POTUS to reporter: "...if you’re going to write a bad story about my health, I’m going to sue the a-- off of New York Magazine. There will be a time when you can write that story, maybe in 2 years, 3 years, 5 years — five years, no one is going to care, I guess."
Sure sounds like a 100% healthy guy
Sure sounds like a 100% healthy guy
January 27, 2026 at 1:37 AM
POTUS to reporter: "...if you’re going to write a bad story about my health, I’m going to sue the a-- off of New York Magazine. There will be a time when you can write that story, maybe in 2 years, 3 years, 5 years — five years, no one is going to care, I guess."
Sure sounds like a 100% healthy guy
Sure sounds like a 100% healthy guy