Your actual midlife crisis occurs when you hit the big five - oh, and you either have to buy a Fender Stratocaster or a Harley Davidson. (Went with the Strat meself )
Understandable, laudable even but Mr Eyeball and Mr Scanner Laser really aren’t friends. Type of person who’s rude to checkout operators is also the type who will claim damages and /or assault.
Look on the bright side: at least after Wednesday we’ve only got the one thing clogging up the rump of 2025, whilst our cousins on the other side of the pond still have to negotiate Thanksgiving 🦃
I have a tendency whenever I get a cold, it descends into my chest and I have 2-3 days of trying not to cough because it hurts like buggery then summoning up courage to get it over with and cough so I can bring up the gunk in my chest.