Grumps
@grumpsforever.bsky.social
Grumpy, (trying to be) kind & supportive, Dad of 3, separated, trying to keep going amongst the general madness. Just putting one foot in front of the other.
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Purveyor of the MurderCorridor™️
Ally🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
Wishing @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you’ve have a wonderful day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps
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February 6, 2026 at 8:06 AM
Wishing @ridiculousrebecca.bsky.social a very happy birthday. Hope you’ve have a wonderful day filled with fun & frolics. All the best Grumps
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Run 16 of 2026 done ✅Thurs WFH 5km. A few more days into Feb than I’d have liked but health comes 1st, right?
Anyway, wet & windy run around town to shake some germs off & get the ♥️pumping
Hope you all have a great afternoon, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Anyway, wet & windy run around town to shake some germs off & get the ♥️pumping
Hope you all have a great afternoon, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
February 5, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Run 16 of 2026 done ✅Thurs WFH 5km. A few more days into Feb than I’d have liked but health comes 1st, right?
Anyway, wet & windy run around town to shake some germs off & get the ♥️pumping
Hope you all have a great afternoon, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Anyway, wet & windy run around town to shake some germs off & get the ♥️pumping
Hope you all have a great afternoon, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
February 2, 2026 at 5:01 PM
No new pictures. Where are you mentally?
This is who runs this account…
February 2, 2026 at 1:43 PM
This is who runs this account…
Here we are again…
February 1, 2026 at 11:31 AM
Here we are again…
Run 15 of 2026 done ✅ Saturday hangover kill or cure 5km.
Thought I’d see if getting the blood pumping would do any good. Seems like the answer is a guarded yes, right now. 🙌🏼😮💨
Now off to grab a shower before I collect 12&14. Have a lovely afternoon folks 🏃🏻♂️😊
Thought I’d see if getting the blood pumping would do any good. Seems like the answer is a guarded yes, right now. 🙌🏼😮💨
Now off to grab a shower before I collect 12&14. Have a lovely afternoon folks 🏃🏻♂️😊
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Run 15 of 2026 done ✅ Saturday hangover kill or cure 5km.
Thought I’d see if getting the blood pumping would do any good. Seems like the answer is a guarded yes, right now. 🙌🏼😮💨
Now off to grab a shower before I collect 12&14. Have a lovely afternoon folks 🏃🏻♂️😊
Thought I’d see if getting the blood pumping would do any good. Seems like the answer is a guarded yes, right now. 🙌🏼😮💨
Now off to grab a shower before I collect 12&14. Have a lovely afternoon folks 🏃🏻♂️😊
My free drinks vouchers had been stolen by the time I arrived… 🤬
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January 30, 2026 at 7:01 PM
My free drinks vouchers had been stolen by the time I arrived… 🤬
En-route, train wanker
January 30, 2026 at 3:26 PM
En-route, train wanker
Off to TV’s London Town, to encounter colleagues in a dubious establishment & to be plied with *checks notes 2x free drinks & a scabby burger to celebrate the recently departed Yuletide.
Before that though, I’m hopefully briefly meeting a lovely friend 🥰
Before that though, I’m hopefully briefly meeting a lovely friend 🥰
January 30, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Off to TV’s London Town, to encounter colleagues in a dubious establishment & to be plied with *checks notes 2x free drinks & a scabby burger to celebrate the recently departed Yuletide.
Before that though, I’m hopefully briefly meeting a lovely friend 🥰
Before that though, I’m hopefully briefly meeting a lovely friend 🥰
Well aren’t you all clever, having been to uni & stuff? 😊
I failed my A levels (although I’m hopefully not as obnoxious as Clarkson) then got a job in the motor industry after school.
I did five jobs in my first job alone
Payroll
Telesales
Delivery driver
Warehouse operative
Account Admin
I failed my A levels (although I’m hopefully not as obnoxious as Clarkson) then got a job in the motor industry after school.
I did five jobs in my first job alone
Payroll
Telesales
Delivery driver
Warehouse operative
Account Admin
January 30, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Well aren’t you all clever, having been to uni & stuff? 😊
I failed my A levels (although I’m hopefully not as obnoxious as Clarkson) then got a job in the motor industry after school.
I did five jobs in my first job alone
Payroll
Telesales
Delivery driver
Warehouse operative
Account Admin
I failed my A levels (although I’m hopefully not as obnoxious as Clarkson) then got a job in the motor industry after school.
I did five jobs in my first job alone
Payroll
Telesales
Delivery driver
Warehouse operative
Account Admin
Here we are again… 🥶
January 29, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Here we are again… 🥶
Run 14 of 2026 done ✅Thursday 5km. My legs felt stiff & slow but I still turned them over.
Hope you’re all doing ok today, please take a little time out for yourself, especially you 🫵🏼
All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Hope you’re all doing ok today, please take a little time out for yourself, especially you 🫵🏼
All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
January 29, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Run 14 of 2026 done ✅Thursday 5km. My legs felt stiff & slow but I still turned them over.
Hope you’re all doing ok today, please take a little time out for yourself, especially you 🫵🏼
All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Hope you’re all doing ok today, please take a little time out for yourself, especially you 🫵🏼
All the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Who wants to see how I protected myself from the MurderCorridors™️in the factory today?
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
January 28, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Who wants to see how I protected myself from the MurderCorridors™️in the factory today?
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
Who wants to see how I protected myself from the MurderCorridors™️in the factory today?
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
January 28, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Who wants to see how I protected myself from the MurderCorridors™️in the factory today?
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
There will be be a 10 like trigger point 😂
But in the meantime, have a bonus MurderStairwell™️…
Yourself, but as a cartoon
January 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
Yourself, but as a cartoon
Less murderous MurderCorridors™️ today at the factory. We’re in the posh rooms…
January 28, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Less murderous MurderCorridors™️ today at the factory. We’re in the posh rooms…
Morning team
Another day, another factory visit. This time for a series of quarterly key stakeholder meetings & to give them a tour of what we’ve set up there.
Could be bumpy at times. Anyway, hope you all have a great day Grumps 😊
Another day, another factory visit. This time for a series of quarterly key stakeholder meetings & to give them a tour of what we’ve set up there.
Could be bumpy at times. Anyway, hope you all have a great day Grumps 😊
January 28, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Morning team
Another day, another factory visit. This time for a series of quarterly key stakeholder meetings & to give them a tour of what we’ve set up there.
Could be bumpy at times. Anyway, hope you all have a great day Grumps 😊
Another day, another factory visit. This time for a series of quarterly key stakeholder meetings & to give them a tour of what we’ve set up there.
Could be bumpy at times. Anyway, hope you all have a great day Grumps 😊
Run 13 of 2026 done ✅ WFH 5km while I had the chance, despite the wind & rain.
Run 13 what could possibly go wrong, I thought?
All fine except after I’d finished, slipped on a grass bank avoiding traffic! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Anyway, hope you’re all good Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Run 13 what could possibly go wrong, I thought?
All fine except after I’d finished, slipped on a grass bank avoiding traffic! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Anyway, hope you’re all good Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
January 27, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Run 13 of 2026 done ✅ WFH 5km while I had the chance, despite the wind & rain.
Run 13 what could possibly go wrong, I thought?
All fine except after I’d finished, slipped on a grass bank avoiding traffic! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Anyway, hope you’re all good Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Run 13 what could possibly go wrong, I thought?
All fine except after I’d finished, slipped on a grass bank avoiding traffic! 🤦🏻♂️🤣
Anyway, hope you’re all good Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Factory based MurderCorridor™️ today
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Factory based MurderCorridor™️ today
Good morning lovely phone people
I’m off to the factory today, to win some heart & minds in support of my team’s objectives & priorities. Full charm offensive mode needs to be activated.
1st challenge is not to be late. Hope the traffic is on my side. Have a good day Grumps😊
I’m off to the factory today, to win some heart & minds in support of my team’s objectives & priorities. Full charm offensive mode needs to be activated.
1st challenge is not to be late. Hope the traffic is on my side. Have a good day Grumps😊
January 26, 2026 at 7:49 AM
Good morning lovely phone people
I’m off to the factory today, to win some heart & minds in support of my team’s objectives & priorities. Full charm offensive mode needs to be activated.
1st challenge is not to be late. Hope the traffic is on my side. Have a good day Grumps😊
I’m off to the factory today, to win some heart & minds in support of my team’s objectives & priorities. Full charm offensive mode needs to be activated.
1st challenge is not to be late. Hope the traffic is on my side. Have a good day Grumps😊
I’m trying to organise another holiday road trip for myself & 12&14.
Certain hotel chains make it really difficult.
You can’t have that many “adults” in one room on the one hand..
But won’t let you book two rooms with only one adult… 🤷🏻♂️🙄😵💫
Certain hotel chains make it really difficult.
You can’t have that many “adults” in one room on the one hand..
But won’t let you book two rooms with only one adult… 🤷🏻♂️🙄😵💫
January 25, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I’m trying to organise another holiday road trip for myself & 12&14.
Certain hotel chains make it really difficult.
You can’t have that many “adults” in one room on the one hand..
But won’t let you book two rooms with only one adult… 🤷🏻♂️🙄😵💫
Certain hotel chains make it really difficult.
You can’t have that many “adults” in one room on the one hand..
But won’t let you book two rooms with only one adult… 🤷🏻♂️🙄😵💫
…and here we are again
January 25, 2026 at 12:12 PM
…and here we are again
Run 12 of 2026 done ✅Saturday 5km in the bag
Little bit chilly but quite pleased to be speeding up. Not sure what I was thinking when I took the selfie mind? 🫣
Hope you’re all having a good weekend so far, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Little bit chilly but quite pleased to be speeding up. Not sure what I was thinking when I took the selfie mind? 🫣
Hope you’re all having a good weekend so far, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
January 24, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Run 12 of 2026 done ✅Saturday 5km in the bag
Little bit chilly but quite pleased to be speeding up. Not sure what I was thinking when I took the selfie mind? 🫣
Hope you’re all having a good weekend so far, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
Little bit chilly but quite pleased to be speeding up. Not sure what I was thinking when I took the selfie mind? 🫣
Hope you’re all having a good weekend so far, all the best Grumps 🏃🏻♂️😊
I’ve gone from planning not to have the boys this weekend, to planning to have them, then unexpectedly having no kids, to unexpectedly having 14 last night then now unexpectedly collecting 12 too…
The joys of coparenting. It’s a good job we have a mutually agreed schedule! 🤣🤷🏻♂️
The joys of coparenting. It’s a good job we have a mutually agreed schedule! 🤣🤷🏻♂️
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January 24, 2026 at 11:23 AM
I’ve gone from planning not to have the boys this weekend, to planning to have them, then unexpectedly having no kids, to unexpectedly having 14 last night then now unexpectedly collecting 12 too…
The joys of coparenting. It’s a good job we have a mutually agreed schedule! 🤣🤷🏻♂️
The joys of coparenting. It’s a good job we have a mutually agreed schedule! 🤣🤷🏻♂️
Why don’t you all just marry the traitors then? 😉🤣
January 23, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Why don’t you all just marry the traitors then? 😉🤣