Grumpy Jack
@grumpyjack.bsky.social
Still not a nazi despite it being all the rage. Reader. Cook. Vinyl collector.
Random perfection from reddit
December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Random perfection from reddit
From when the vaporiser was first used in the siege of Carthage.
December 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
From when the vaporiser was first used in the siege of Carthage.
It’s one of the few Christmas traditions I respect. Marvellous piece of work.
December 11, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It’s one of the few Christmas traditions I respect. Marvellous piece of work.
I mean who hasn’t defaced their Crown Jewels at some point in their lives?
December 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I mean who hasn’t defaced their Crown Jewels at some point in their lives?
You might not care that Andrew is 8th in line to the throne. Seems a long shot for sure. But remember he will no longer be included in any group photos and history has a habit of repeating itself.
a man in a tuxedo is playing a piano in front of a crowd of people
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is playing a piano in front of a crowd of people
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 AM
You might not care that Andrew is 8th in line to the throne. Seems a long shot for sure. But remember he will no longer be included in any group photos and history has a habit of repeating itself.
That’s an alright waistcoat. Not snooker player stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
That’s an alright waistcoat. Not snooker player stuff.
I stay in motel ones regularly. You can lower the tables. There’s a switch.
October 24, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I stay in motel ones regularly. You can lower the tables. There’s a switch.
@neilgibbons.bsky.social Just caught up with new AP - fantastic stuff. Hats off to risking a 50 year old cultural reference.
October 24, 2025 at 10:21 PM
@neilgibbons.bsky.social Just caught up with new AP - fantastic stuff. Hats off to risking a 50 year old cultural reference.
I salute an erudite answer like this. Thanks Peter.
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I salute an erudite answer like this. Thanks Peter.
And if there’s a shutdown, there’s no money for either government or chandeliers.
October 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
And if there’s a shutdown, there’s no money for either government or chandeliers.
But it’s an interesting question. You’d assume it’s a listed building!
October 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
But it’s an interesting question. You’d assume it’s a listed building!
I imagine every other president hasn’t asked because it wouldn’t have crossed their mind to do anything like that.
October 21, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I imagine every other president hasn’t asked because it wouldn’t have crossed their mind to do anything like that.
In Prague so that we could go see the phenomenal Brothers Moving last night. Perfect gig. Awesome venue too - Cafe v Lese.
October 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
In Prague so that we could go see the phenomenal Brothers Moving last night. Perfect gig. Awesome venue too - Cafe v Lese.
PLEA BARGAIN. TELL ALL YOU WILL BE SPARED FROM JAIL.
September 26, 2025 at 8:11 PM
PLEA BARGAIN. TELL ALL YOU WILL BE SPARED FROM JAIL.
Just woke up with a jolt. Horrible fever dream where I called every leader in the world a twat then couldn’t pronounce the names of some meds I’d decided to talk about.
September 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Just woke up with a jolt. Horrible fever dream where I called every leader in the world a twat then couldn’t pronounce the names of some meds I’d decided to talk about.
Still think the key thing is the volume of “art” that will be produced. If anyone can produce an album etc there will be a gazillion new releases every week. Everyone will just revert back to 80s 90s LPs books cause they’ve been curated.
September 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Still think the key thing is the volume of “art” that will be produced. If anyone can produce an album etc there will be a gazillion new releases every week. Everyone will just revert back to 80s 90s LPs books cause they’ve been curated.
Not too difficult to work out who would have won if Trump was in charge back then.
US diplomat says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader www.bbc.com/news/article...
US diplomat says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader www.bbc.com/news/article...
Mike Huckabee: US ambassador to Israel says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader
Mike Huckabee's comments come after the UK prime minister condemned Israel's Gaza City military takeover plan.
www.bbc.com
August 8, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Not too difficult to work out who would have won if Trump was in charge back then.
US diplomat says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader www.bbc.com/news/article...
US diplomat says UK would have lost WW2 with Starmer as leader www.bbc.com/news/article...
Minimum security in terms of getting out or getting in?
August 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Minimum security in terms of getting out or getting in?
On record. If I ever meet Trey Parker or Matt Stone I will salute.
July 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
On record. If I ever meet Trey Parker or Matt Stone I will salute.
Imagine having to take sides if Trump v Murdoch becomes a proper thing. Seriously who are you going with?
July 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Imagine having to take sides if Trump v Murdoch becomes a proper thing. Seriously who are you going with?
Thats a headline that 3 books would struggle to unpick.
July 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Thats a headline that 3 books would struggle to unpick.
Confused by the medieval font. Am I missing something?
July 11, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Confused by the medieval font. Am I missing something?
Amazon Prime thinks Shallow Grave is set in Glasgow.
June 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Amazon Prime thinks Shallow Grave is set in Glasgow.