Jay Slater
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Jay Slater
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· Nov 19
Hilariously Bad
I had been pretty excited to run 50 miles at the inaugural 'Witching Hours' 12hr run in Long Island last weekend for a variety of reasons. First, it had been a while since I covered anything close to....
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It's been a while but I updated my running blog for the every day project, which now stands at 394 days! Fair warning, this is not a particularly successful update :)
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If we could put together a loser's bracket of Tate vs Paul in any kind of physical combat, that's a PPV I'd cough money up to watch. Win/Win
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If we could put together a loser's bracket of Tate vs Paul in any kind of physical combat, that's a PPV I'd cough money up to watch. Win/Win
It's wild that in a 2yr window during which the WNBA reached new heights of popularity that the possibility of it folding entirely became non-zero for the first time in decades.
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It's wild that in a 2yr window during which the WNBA reached new heights of popularity that the possibility of it folding entirely became non-zero for the first time in decades.
Maybe the only good thing about snowy/icy seasons is this video
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Maybe the only good thing about snowy/icy seasons is this video
I know Karoline Leavitt is enabling a madman but she's also the exact kind of delusional hype man we should all have in our lives.
Me: My wife left me
Karoline Leavitt: Congrats to her for holding down such a sexual tornado as you for as long as she did! Clearly her departure is due to exhaustion
Me: My wife left me
Karoline Leavitt: Congrats to her for holding down such a sexual tornado as you for as long as she did! Clearly her departure is due to exhaustion
December 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I know Karoline Leavitt is enabling a madman but she's also the exact kind of delusional hype man we should all have in our lives.
Me: My wife left me
Karoline Leavitt: Congrats to her for holding down such a sexual tornado as you for as long as she did! Clearly her departure is due to exhaustion
Me: My wife left me
Karoline Leavitt: Congrats to her for holding down such a sexual tornado as you for as long as she did! Clearly her departure is due to exhaustion
Imagine a friend has always wanted a dog. But for whatever reasons, it just never happened. Then one day, you see a pic online and your friend got a hairless cat. They're smiling in the pictures and, you know, good for them, but that's not a dog.
Anyway, congrats to the Knicks on winning the cup
Anyway, congrats to the Knicks on winning the cup
December 17, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Imagine a friend has always wanted a dog. But for whatever reasons, it just never happened. Then one day, you see a pic online and your friend got a hairless cat. They're smiling in the pictures and, you know, good for them, but that's not a dog.
Anyway, congrats to the Knicks on winning the cup
Anyway, congrats to the Knicks on winning the cup
Look, is Mike Johnson a sniveling POTUS puppet? For sure.
But we've had those before. What makes him so unique is his blind allegiance. You've got cracks all over MAGA for a lame duck president with approval ratings at historical lows. At least hedge your bets a little there Mikey, FFS.
But we've had those before. What makes him so unique is his blind allegiance. You've got cracks all over MAGA for a lame duck president with approval ratings at historical lows. At least hedge your bets a little there Mikey, FFS.
December 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Look, is Mike Johnson a sniveling POTUS puppet? For sure.
But we've had those before. What makes him so unique is his blind allegiance. You've got cracks all over MAGA for a lame duck president with approval ratings at historical lows. At least hedge your bets a little there Mikey, FFS.
But we've had those before. What makes him so unique is his blind allegiance. You've got cracks all over MAGA for a lame duck president with approval ratings at historical lows. At least hedge your bets a little there Mikey, FFS.
The good thing about Lane Kiffin is that he unapologetically exposes the hypocrisy of NCAA coaching bemoaning NIL money or the transfer protocol. The bad thing about Lane Kiffin is he does those thing in such a deeply Lane Kiffin-y way.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The good thing about Lane Kiffin is that he unapologetically exposes the hypocrisy of NCAA coaching bemoaning NIL money or the transfer protocol. The bad thing about Lane Kiffin is he does those thing in such a deeply Lane Kiffin-y way.
Absolutely hate that Sonny Gray is going to Boston but love that maybe the best baseball name in a generation is at least in the division. Tell me that 'Sonny Gray' was the 3rd baseman in Field of Dreams and I wouldn't question you for a second
November 25, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Absolutely hate that Sonny Gray is going to Boston but love that maybe the best baseball name in a generation is at least in the division. Tell me that 'Sonny Gray' was the 3rd baseman in Field of Dreams and I wouldn't question you for a second
The number of Thanksgiving dinners that will be interrupted by someone genuinely asking 'What exactly is feltching?' is so damn funny to me.
November 25, 2025 at 7:15 PM
The number of Thanksgiving dinners that will be interrupted by someone genuinely asking 'What exactly is feltching?' is so damn funny to me.
It's been a while but I updated my running blog for the every day project, which now stands at 394 days! Fair warning, this is not a particularly successful update :)
running1000.weebly.com/blog/hilario...
running1000.weebly.com/blog/hilario...
Hilariously Bad
I had been pretty excited to run 50 miles at the inaugural 'Witching Hours' 12hr run in Long Island last weekend for a variety of reasons. First, it had been a while since I covered anything close to....
running1000.weebly.com
November 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
It's been a while but I updated my running blog for the every day project, which now stands at 394 days! Fair warning, this is not a particularly successful update :)
running1000.weebly.com/blog/hilario...
running1000.weebly.com/blog/hilario...
Where my conspiracy theorists at with this latest Epstein news? Do you actually want monsters held accountable or you just like backing the party that makes you feel better about casually using the N-word? I'll trade you all the Clintons for your Trump flag. Deal?
November 12, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Where my conspiracy theorists at with this latest Epstein news? Do you actually want monsters held accountable or you just like backing the party that makes you feel better about casually using the N-word? I'll trade you all the Clintons for your Trump flag. Deal?
Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and even RBG. All members of a club who did amazing things to move a progressive vision forward and then stayed a decade too long, undoing a huge part of the good work and good will they spent a career building. Term limits for everyone, ya'll
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Chuck Schumer, Nancy Pelosi, Joe Biden and even RBG. All members of a club who did amazing things to move a progressive vision forward and then stayed a decade too long, undoing a huge part of the good work and good will they spent a career building. Term limits for everyone, ya'll
I'm as furious as I've ever been about politics right now with the Dems pointlessly caving on the shutdown but I honestly think we should stop with the Fetterman outrage. We know who he is and we need him out of office but acting shocked that he does anything other than vote red is a waste of energy
November 10, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I'm as furious as I've ever been about politics right now with the Dems pointlessly caving on the shutdown but I honestly think we should stop with the Fetterman outrage. We know who he is and we need him out of office but acting shocked that he does anything other than vote red is a waste of energy
Tim Waltz literally just said that even though every fucking poll shows America blames republicans for the shutdown, those opinions can change. So on the chance that you could lose your only leverage in years, you’re just going to forfeit that leverage now. Fucking shoot me
November 10, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Tim Waltz literally just said that even though every fucking poll shows America blames republicans for the shutdown, those opinions can change. So on the chance that you could lose your only leverage in years, you’re just going to forfeit that leverage now. Fucking shoot me
I know it was a resounding win for the left last night because I haven't heard from a single right leaning friend or family member today. Not a meme, not a 'Did you see this fake story?' text, nothing.
November 5, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I know it was a resounding win for the left last night because I haven't heard from a single right leaning friend or family member today. Not a meme, not a 'Did you see this fake story?' text, nothing.
I'm not trying to whitewash his legacy because he died but I think Cheney was the kind of villain you want in this world. A net negative but someone who really thought he was doing the right thing, and therefore accidentally did the right thing occasionally. He wasn't trying to take over the world
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I'm not trying to whitewash his legacy because he died but I think Cheney was the kind of villain you want in this world. A net negative but someone who really thought he was doing the right thing, and therefore accidentally did the right thing occasionally. He wasn't trying to take over the world
If the Democrats had any troll game in them, they'd announce a bi-partisan sentiment to name the soon to be constructed wing and/or dance hall after Dick Cheney.
November 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
If the Democrats had any troll game in them, they'd announce a bi-partisan sentiment to name the soon to be constructed wing and/or dance hall after Dick Cheney.
The difference in mojo for the Washington Commanders between this year and last makes me think Dan Snyder is in a closet somewhere burning incense and shoving needles into a little Jayden Daniels doll.
November 3, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The difference in mojo for the Washington Commanders between this year and last makes me think Dan Snyder is in a closet somewhere burning incense and shoving needles into a little Jayden Daniels doll.
'Texas sues Tylenol, alleging drug's link to autism following unproven claims by a Reality TV Star' sounds like a MadLibs they give to people when they first get to hell
October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
'Texas sues Tylenol, alleging drug's link to autism following unproven claims by a Reality TV Star' sounds like a MadLibs they give to people when they first get to hell
Was watching the Eagles vs Giants game with family this weekend and when the Skattebo injury happened I just instinctually barked at my daughter and wife 'Hey hey look at me! Look just at me!'. That's how brutal that was, I genuinely didn't want people to see it. Hope he recovers quickly. #gobirds
October 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Was watching the Eagles vs Giants game with family this weekend and when the Skattebo injury happened I just instinctually barked at my daughter and wife 'Hey hey look at me! Look just at me!'. That's how brutal that was, I genuinely didn't want people to see it. Hope he recovers quickly. #gobirds
It's only been 1 game but I think this Golden State Warrior team might be the greatest YMCA NBA team ever. There's basically zero chance they stay healthy all year but they have so many crafty old dudes that they're gonna win games they have no right winning
October 23, 2025 at 2:49 PM
It's only been 1 game but I think this Golden State Warrior team might be the greatest YMCA NBA team ever. There's basically zero chance they stay healthy all year but they have so many crafty old dudes that they're gonna win games they have no right winning
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Marjorie Taylor Greene has said no less than half a dozen things in the last week that are coherent, logical and borderline compassionate. TF is this world?
October 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene has said no less than half a dozen things in the last week that are coherent, logical and borderline compassionate. TF is this world?
I think the brilliance of ridiculously themed costumes during protests is twofold. 1) It completely guts the right's narrative that these are dangerous people looking to start a war. 2) It's a mirror to the absolute clowns on the other side. Damaging, evil clowns, but clowns nonetheless
October 13, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I think the brilliance of ridiculously themed costumes during protests is twofold. 1) It completely guts the right's narrative that these are dangerous people looking to start a war. 2) It's a mirror to the absolute clowns on the other side. Damaging, evil clowns, but clowns nonetheless