Grunion Shaftoe 🅅
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Entirely Fictional person ... really ... with typos Developer - Builder - Coder Money is made up I will #hashtag / repost your cool thing 🐕🌱📚💙🔨💻🎤🎧🔭🎬
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An executive with a compliant congress could use Mike Johnson's constant delay of congress, point to this part of the constitution, and simply say "The Houses of congress cannot agree. Go away for the rest of the year"

and poof, the Epstein files are secure until January.
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Let's talk about #proroguing #Congress.

US Constitution Article II, section 3 (part)

he may, [...], convene both Houses, or either of them, and in Case of Disagreement between them, with Respect to the Time of Adjournment, he may adjourn them to such Time as he shall think proper
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10x would be a thing in the original number was more than half a dozen
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His slip of the tongue reveals who’s really in charge. trib.al/mIvP0yE

“Illinois governor says we’re provoking actions that are unlawful,” Miller said on CNN. “If I put federal law enforcement and National Guard into a nice sleepy Southern town, is anyone gonna riot?”
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When you have to overwinter a fertile pepper bush because the air temps are dropping 🌱🌶️
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If you know you know #Nazi #arches #history
Trump Arch Nazi Arch
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Remember : Athens murdered an ugly war hero just because they didn't want to give up the wealthy they'd gathered under a period of tyranny. #history #humor
Aliens in Athens
A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes
existentialcomics.com
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ICE wants YOU to betray your fellow-HUMANS. Join ICE today and receive UP TO a $50,000 signing bonus, which YOU can spend on anything YOU want—like a LAWYER when you’re eventually TRIED at THE HAGUE.

#humor
ICE Job Postings
ICE wants YOU to put your LEFT foot in then put your LEFT foot out then DO the hokeypokey and TURN IN your brother-in-law whom YOU didn’t realize THIS would AFFECT.
www.newyorker.com
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There's wonderful joy when I can sit on our patio and have a morning moon view like this...just above our pine trees. A bonus is that the weather isn't quite hot....yet! 🌕
#PhotographersonBluesky #Photography 📷
#julymoon #fullmoon
My photo of my moon view this morning.
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The Russian meeting we were all hoping for