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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

"Alien suits don't make you evil."

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‎ @zimniysoldat.bsky.social · Nov 23

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𝐓𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐌𝐜𝐆𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐬. @handsoffdreg.bsky.social · Feb 22

【Ｉ　𝐀𝐌　𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Never has anyone expressed such excitement to marry him before.

(The answer is yes.)

Anna Marie. @siphonictouch.bsky.social · 3d

MARRY. THAT’S A DEFINITE MARRY — @guiltrldden.bsky.social

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not saying it's okay. I've exposed him plenty and that's why he's, like, only a 10% rich of what he used to be. If you wanna fight injustice, Wilson Fisk is right there.

And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is.
I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 3d

What does a steamy make out session have to do with standing up to injustice?

You know, forgiving him just like, perpetuates that the behavior is okay. I hate that ‘they’ve changed so it’s okay now’ shit.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, me too!

Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.

You can kiss me if you'd like, though.

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Hey, me too!

Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.

You can kiss me if you'd like, though.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 3d

You know, I could like, write something up. I’m on a lot of forums.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care.

I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care.

I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 3d

Not to mention the coverup. I guess you could alter the message however you want running a popular media outlet like that. Guess you could write your involvement out too.

Well, and that’s the problem with people and money. It just turns them fucking evil.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion.

It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 3d

Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion.

It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 3d

The guy from the Bugle? Where’d he get that kind of funding? They sell papers, sure, but not enough to fund supervillain creation. Skimming wouldn’t go unnoticed either.

Jamison is somewhat wealthy outside of the paper business, but again, not that wealthy. It was just him? No benefactor?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

No.

Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.

Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!

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𝙍𝙊𝙂𝙀𝙍𝙎. @bastionarc.bsky.social · 4d

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

No.

Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.

Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

Your used tissue?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

— for?"

She's not the only one baring her heart here. No use in voting for a man who'll be dead soon, anyways.

"Yeah, well, that me sounds like an asshole. Get used to me joking with you."

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Not as recent as she'd think. By now, Mayday would be five years old. Still, nobody ever truly gets over the loss of a child, let alone Peter. So this, this hits him hard, even if it wasn't April whom he directly lost.

"Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —

𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 ♦️ 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄『黑』 @aranehenna.bsky.social · 4d

It must still be fresh. Fresh enough that the emotions were undeniable. She didn't - She never actually knew where her 'family' was until they told her, but - she'd never run into one who'd only just lost her... 𝘔𝘢𝘺𝘥𝘢𝘺.

❝ I'm 100% voting for Fisk, and there's nothing you can do to stop me. ❞

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

He shouldn't even get this emotional over it. It's not like she's Mayday; she's her own person, just like Ben and Kaine are not himself. Furthermore, she's not even from this dimension, if he got things right.

And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

Wow. My parents just stayed dead. People really like cloning shit and building shit to fuck with you. I wonder why that is.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

So, my parents died when I was seven.

They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.

My life's a shitfest, Jess.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

So, my parents died when I was seven.

They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.

My life's a shitfest, Jess.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

I like details.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

You want the long story or the short version?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

You want the long story or the short version?

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

Man, what the fuck?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, and my robot parents, too.

Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Oh, and my robot parents, too.

Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

I’m not. You have clones. I have…what I have.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Welcome to my life.

Please don't leave me.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

You give me that look like I'm not right.

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 4d

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Welcome to my life.

Please don't leave me.

JONES. @packapunchpi.bsky.social · 4d

I’m getting a headache.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

It was a simple "who asked" joke and she threatened to kill me!

I don't know the details, but if I find out she comes from 𝙢𝙮 daughter, I promise you, somebody's dying. So far, though, she seems from another universe.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, but that's why the ladies love me.

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 4d

Y’er impossible.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

It never ends.

I've got two clone/brothers, actually.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

— not getting a little bit teary-eyed.

The multiverse is cruel, yet beautiful.

"Yeah, dinner sounds good. You're still not voting for Fisk." The mention of his name alone makes him rightfully angry. "Sorry about the roast, by the way." A pause. ". . . I can't believe you fell for that joke."

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

He shouldn't even get this emotional over it. It's not like she's Mayday; she's her own person, just like Ben and Kaine are not himself. Furthermore, she's not even from this dimension, if he got things right.

And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —

𝐕𝐈𝐎𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐓 ♦️ 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄『黑』 @aranehenna.bsky.social · 4d

[ This was such a May thing, where was she when you needed her?

She gets it! She absolutely gets what its like to KNOW that something's been taken from you, and then finding a shade of it in the worst place.

She doesn't hug back. Wouldn't feel right. . . but she doesn't pull away either.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

( Peter doesn't let go that easy. It's a process for him, y'know? This is his daughter. Or, clone of. Still his daughter. Still the one person he didn't get to spend any time with. So he's hugging her tight, as if that were to make up for the loss.

Little moments after, he moves away. —

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

It never ends.

I've got two clone/brothers, actually.

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 4d

Does it ever end with you?

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, runs in the family. You should meet my brother. He's my clone.

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𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 4d

I’m gettin’ my 𝘼𝙎𝙎 𝘽𝙀𝘼𝙏 and they’re 𝙃𝙐𝙂𝙂𝙄𝙉𝙂 it out!

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PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

Yeah, runs in the family. You should meet my brother. He's my clone.

𝖫𝗈𝗀𝖺𝗇. @imortusx.bsky.social · 4d

I see where she gets that attitude.

Holy shit, two peas in a pod.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

First off, go fuck yourself.

Secondly, she's not 𝙢𝙮 clone, she's my daughter's.

Thirdly, go fuck yourself.

PARKER. @guiltrldden.bsky.social · 4d

— Hands on her shoulders, looking at her with glassy eyes. A deep breath, and he wipes the building tears off with a sleeve. )

. . . You're grounded for wanting to vote for Fisk, by the way.