PARKER.
@guiltrldden.bsky.social
❝ Somebody once said no good deed goes 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥.
And that line comes to mind 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 in my life. ❞
❝ Somebody once said no good deed goes 𝘶𝘯𝘱𝘶𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘦𝘥.
And that line comes to mind 𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐓𝐎𝐎 𝐎𝐅𝐓𝐄𝐍 in my life. ❞
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PETER PARKER / SPIDER-MAN.
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PETER PARKER / SPIDER-MAN.
https://guiltrldden.carrd.co
Hell no. He'll probably just watch a movie or something and call it a day. Maybe an existential crisis.
October 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Hell no. He'll probably just watch a movie or something and call it a day. Maybe an existential crisis.
"Alien suits don't make you evil."
October 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Alien suits don't make you evil."
Reposted by PARKER.
Reposted by PARKER.
【Ｉ 𝐀𝐌 𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】
February 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
【Ｉ 𝐀𝐌 𝗕𝗔𝗧𝗠𝗔𝗡．】
Never has anyone expressed such excitement to marry him before.
(The answer is yes.)
(The answer is yes.)
October 8, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Never has anyone expressed such excitement to marry him before.
(The answer is yes.)
(The answer is yes.)
I'm not saying it's okay. I've exposed him plenty and that's why he's, like, only a 10% rich of what he used to be. If you wanna fight injustice, Wilson Fisk is right there.
And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is.
I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.
And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is.
I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.
What does a steamy make out session have to do with standing up to injustice?
You know, forgiving him just like, perpetuates that the behavior is okay. I hate that ‘they’ve changed so it’s okay now’ shit.
You know, forgiving him just like, perpetuates that the behavior is okay. I hate that ‘they’ve changed so it’s okay now’ shit.
Hey, me too!
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
October 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
I'm not saying it's okay. I've exposed him plenty and that's why he's, like, only a 10% rich of what he used to be. If you wanna fight injustice, Wilson Fisk is right there.
And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is.
I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.
And it's not forgiven. I'm just not as hateful as he is.
I don't know, maybe I'm a fool.
Hey, me too!
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
You know, I could like, write something up. I’m on a lot of forums.
Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
October 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Hey, me too!
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
Nah, don't bother. Gargan's behind bars and Jameson has mellowed out some. No need to stir the pot. . . yet.
You can kiss me if you'd like, though.
Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
Not to mention the coverup. I guess you could alter the message however you want running a popular media outlet like that. Guess you could write your involvement out too.
Well, and that’s the problem with people and money. It just turns them fucking evil.
Well, and that’s the problem with people and money. It just turns them fucking evil.
Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion.
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Oh, he had plausible deniability despite it being his money. Threw everybody under the bus and since it happened so long ago, people no longer care.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
I still haven't quite forgiven him for that. Him and his stupid mustache.
Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion.
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
The guy from the Bugle? Where’d he get that kind of funding? They sell papers, sure, but not enough to fund supervillain creation. Skimming wouldn’t go unnoticed either.
Jamison is somewhat wealthy outside of the paper business, but again, not that wealthy. It was just him? No benefactor?
Jamison is somewhat wealthy outside of the paper business, but again, not that wealthy. It was just him? No benefactor?
No.
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Jonah's pretty loaded. Plus, he had help from Smythe, I think. I wasn't there to oversee the creation of a man-scorpion.
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
It's crazy what money can buy you. If only it'd been put to good use. . .
Reposted by PARKER.
No.
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
Your used tissue?
Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?
October 7, 2025 at 3:46 AM
No.
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
Jonah funded him, Gargan volunteered. He wanted to create the perfect anti-me.
Imagine having such a hate boner for me you'll give enhancements to a psycho so that he can kill me, and the psycho still loses!
Not as recent as she'd think. By now, Mayday would be five years old. Still, nobody ever truly gets over the loss of a child, let alone Peter. So this, this hits him hard, even if it wasn't April whom he directly lost.
"Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —
"Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Not as recent as she'd think. By now, Mayday would be five years old. Still, nobody ever truly gets over the loss of a child, let alone Peter. So this, this hits him hard, even if it wasn't April whom he directly lost.
"Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —
"Fisk, the Fisk who got my aunt killed? That's the man you're gonna vote —
Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?
Wow. My parents just stayed dead. People really like cloning shit and building shit to fuck with you. I wonder why that is.
So, my parents died when I was seven.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
October 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Pffft, you've got no idea. Do you know how Scorpion came to be?
So, my parents died when I was seven.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
I like details.
You want the long story or the short version?
October 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So, my parents died when I was seven.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
They came back when I was, like. . . fuck, twenty-five? But, turns out, it wasn't really them. They were robots. It was a whole thing, Venom kidnapped them.
My life's a shitfest, Jess.
You want the long story or the short version?
Man, what the fuck?
Oh, and my robot parents, too.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 AM
You want the long story or the short version?
Oh, and my robot parents, too.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
I’m not. You have clones. I have…what I have.
Welcome to my life.
Please don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
October 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Oh, and my robot parents, too.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
Yeah, I didn't tell you about that one.
You give me that look like I'm not right.
October 7, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You give me that look like I'm not right.
Welcome to my life.
Please don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
I’m getting a headache.
It was a simple "who asked" joke and she threatened to kill me!
I don't know the details, but if I find out she comes from 𝙢𝙮 daughter, I promise you, somebody's dying. So far, though, she seems from another universe.
I don't know the details, but if I find out she comes from 𝙢𝙮 daughter, I promise you, somebody's dying. So far, though, she seems from another universe.
October 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Welcome to my life.
Please don't leave me.
Please don't leave me.
Yeah, but that's why the ladies love me.
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Yeah, but that's why the ladies love me.
He shouldn't even get this emotional over it. It's not like she's Mayday; she's her own person, just like Ben and Kaine are not himself. Furthermore, she's not even from this dimension, if he got things right.
And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —
And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He shouldn't even get this emotional over it. It's not like she's Mayday; she's her own person, just like Ben and Kaine are not himself. Furthermore, she's not even from this dimension, if he got things right.
And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —
And yet, there he is. It's an emotional rollercoaster and Peter's having a hard time —
It never ends.
I've got two clone/brothers, actually.
I've got two clone/brothers, actually.
October 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
It never ends.
I've got two clone/brothers, actually.
I've got two clone/brothers, actually.