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Butters Stotch Testaburger
@gulliblebutters.bsky.social
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Hey, fellas! It’s me, Butters! (Parody account)
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · Jul 30
// I don’t wish to sound annoyed, but you really need to read this. People are still messaging me privately when I can’t respond.
gulliblebutters.bsky.social Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · Jul 30
// Please don’t DM me, because I can’t respond.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 1m
I got my costume ready.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 5m
Or a splash of cold water.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 8m
All it should take is a simple slap, and hopefully he’ll snap out of it.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 9m
Oh, yeah.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 9m
His wife maybe?
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 10m
Five…four…three…two… AHHHHH! …one! I did it! I’m not gonna die!
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11m
For that to happen, somebody needs to do it for him.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 12m
Yeah, no kidding.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 42m
Why, then?
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 1h
Oh, for fuck’s sake, they’ve done it again! Twats!
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 1h
When I said I didn’t like coffee.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 1h
I’m sorry if what I said upset you.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 2h
Tweek?
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 2h
This guy’s put scorpions in his jockstrap.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 3h
Booger-eating, piss-drinking motherfucker!
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 3h
Your mother was the finest trade unionist who ever lived! She wiped the floor with Vic Feather, and he thought he was somebody! She worshipped you and made the most pathetic excuses for you! I didn’t realise you weren’t autistic till you called me a cunt in suspiciously fitting circumstances! 😡
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 3h
[robotic voice] Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red. Priority Red.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 3h
[deep gravelly voice] Kneel before me, puny mortals.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 4h
Yeah.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 5h
Does super AIDS really exist or was Stephen lying?
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 7h
I think something is up with him.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 8h
I think I offended Tweek. He locked himself in the bathroom and started screaming.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 9h
All I said was I didn’t really like coffee.
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 10h
// Star Trek: Voyager
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Butters Stotch Testaburger @gulliblebutters.bsky.social · 11h
// Post something 90s.
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