Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 1d
First real gig I ever went to was Lost Prophets.
It was only a few months before meganonce was arrested.
I felt sort of guilty about it. Him being a nonce not him getting arrested.
Arsehole.
Shinoncey Vs Prison ninja.
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 2d
I'm both.
They should sell mince pies all year.
They're fucking great.
Ya cunt ye.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 2d
One nation, under frog.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 5d
Books doubleplus ungood.
Words from party only.
Big Brother sees.
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 6d
That's not a proper use.
Which/what cunt turned on the ac? Would be correct.
That's just tacked on at the end to please you.
She's riding your brother.
That's just science.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 6d
Cry havoc, let slip the frogs of war!
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 7d
We've moved on to Silicon Valley.
a man is standing in a hallway looking at a laptop .
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 7d
Bravo!
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 7d
Not even Jesus could resurrect his Rangers career.
Lazarussel he ain't.
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 7d
Even bluesky is pulling the piss.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 11d
Supernintendo Chalmers.
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 12d
You notice that the women over here drive really bad.
They're always looking in the mirror.
Checking if their permission to drive is being rescinded.
Is this thing on?
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 12d
I'll shit in a jar and put a label saying capitalism on it.
No lid.
Where's my prize money?
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 12d
I don't like it.
It makes my brain wibble.
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 13d
The Thing is my favourite 80's movie.
Don't know if it counts as horror but it is magnificent.
a man with a beard is holding a flashlight in his hand .
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 14d
Nothing to do with middle age.
Barmaids always found you repulsive.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 14d
That joke is a wee bit too Edgy for me.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 15d
two stuffed animals are standing next to each other with the words thank you so much written below them
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 16d
Trump wanks dugs.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 16d
Stilton in a salt and vinegar.
Lovely stuff.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 17d
There is no peace like being alone in nature.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 17d
a man with a very short haircut is smiling and looking at the camera .
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 17d
Could you try bribing/threatening a local joiner with a free portrait?
Is there a local team, with a joiner as a player, that might like a team sheet from you?
Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 18d
What a fucking child.
And and and David wouldn't pass me the ball and Sarah kept scoring all the goals.
And the ref said I wasn't allowed to cheat.
I'm taking my ball home and telling mummy.
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Gunnar Goldhair
@gunnargoldhair.bsky.social
· 19d
Limmy Kimmel.
a man wearing ear buds stands in front of a microphone and says " don t back down double down "
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