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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 11h

Libs in 2016: Donald Drumpf is GAY with PUTIN

Libs in 2025: Pete Hegseth is TRANS with SMOOTH SKIN

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 15h

He forgot to disable yt autoplay and got radicalized by a video from DaRagingGamer 😞

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 15h

I think it would be really funny if Mo Rocca became a MAGA guy

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 16h

Non-performatively crash your car into a concrete bollard, Larry.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 16h

If your skull wasn't full of rancid dogshit people wouldn't be so disgusted by your presence.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 17h

Imagining a guy on soulseek that messages people to ask why they aren't sharing more .opus format files.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 19h

You can't make Class of 1999 now because the poster has to be locked behind age verification in like seven states.

class of 1999 poster, a woman who is part robot holds a gun and 55% of her tit is out. Some teens stand around in a cutaway.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 21h

Nick Sortor sounds exactly like the Starship Troopers tucker carlson guy who says "Frankly, I find the idea of a bug that thinks OH-ffensive"

Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 23h

Yeah, scams do sometimes look like a "network of deals"

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 1d

Have you ever seen a picture of him?

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, "They just gave all your money to this Hobbit Pedophile" should be the easiest dunk in the game.

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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 2d

CARTOON/DWLGMBY1.GIF

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 2d

It's not my fault you can't read. Fuck off, please.

Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 2d

I never said shit about a base, I said it was the keystone of my personality. The analogy still fucking works, dumbass.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 2d

Explain how keystone doesn't work in the joke I made, insufferable bore.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 2d

Is this how you live your life? Do you just wander around being presumptuous about people's choices? Do you see a child buying ice cream and say "Did you mean to buy gelato? It's a different thing than ice cream."

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 3d

I do think plastic surgeons own NBS news, it's a keystone of my personality.

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Isaac @gunshowloophole.bsky.social · 3d

Plastic surgeons in USA warn against doing business with plastic surgeons outside of USA for purely noble, altruistic reasons.

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