Gus The Fox
@gusthefox.bsky.social
I once punched a duck so hard that it went back in time and ended up in a painting at the National Portrait gallery wearing a Tudor ruff.
https://gusthefox.teemill.com/
https://gusthefox.teemill.com/
Roses are red
Purple is wisteria
The "risk corridor" from the Earth destroying asteroid stretches across the Pacific Ocean and could impact Venezuela, Bangladesh, Ethiopia, Sudan or Nigeria.
Purple is wisteria
The "risk corridor" from the Earth destroying asteroid stretches across the Pacific Ocean and could impact Venezuela, Bangladesh, Ethiopia, Sudan or Nigeria.
There’s just a 2.3% chance that the 2024 YR4 asteroid will collide with Earth, but if it does, it’ll be “at exactly 2.02pm on 22 December 2032” WTF?!!
news.sky.com/story/amp/20...
news.sky.com/story/amp/20...
2024 YR4: What we know about the asteroid that could hit Earth
There is an estimated 2.3% chance that the 2024 YR4 asteroid is heading our way. Here's everything you need to know about the space rock - including how much damage it could actually cause.
news.sky.com
February 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Roses are red
Purple is wisteria
The "risk corridor" from the Earth destroying asteroid stretches across the Pacific Ocean and could impact Venezuela, Bangladesh, Ethiopia, Sudan or Nigeria.
Purple is wisteria
The "risk corridor" from the Earth destroying asteroid stretches across the Pacific Ocean and could impact Venezuela, Bangladesh, Ethiopia, Sudan or Nigeria.
If Elon Musk wants to do us all a favour then why doesn’t he fly something up to the asteroid that attaches to its surface and then fires some sort of jet that speeds it up and gets it here quicker than 2032 and puts us all out of our misery.
February 14, 2025 at 1:31 PM
If Elon Musk wants to do us all a favour then why doesn’t he fly something up to the asteroid that attaches to its surface and then fires some sort of jet that speeds it up and gets it here quicker than 2032 and puts us all out of our misery.
Hey @BBCNews
Nutty cunts are bombing the roof of the Chernobyl Reactor 4 sarcophagus. Do you want to maybe get a fucking grip?
Nobody gives a fuck about the dates people put on their CV. Literally everyone remembers the year and then just guesses the month.
Nutty cunts are bombing the roof of the Chernobyl Reactor 4 sarcophagus. Do you want to maybe get a fucking grip?
Nobody gives a fuck about the dates people put on their CV. Literally everyone remembers the year and then just guesses the month.
February 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Hey @BBCNews
Nutty cunts are bombing the roof of the Chernobyl Reactor 4 sarcophagus. Do you want to maybe get a fucking grip?
Nobody gives a fuck about the dates people put on their CV. Literally everyone remembers the year and then just guesses the month.
Nutty cunts are bombing the roof of the Chernobyl Reactor 4 sarcophagus. Do you want to maybe get a fucking grip?
Nobody gives a fuck about the dates people put on their CV. Literally everyone remembers the year and then just guesses the month.
There are too many fucking farmers and it’s an unsustainable industry.
Do you know how many sheep there are in this country? when’s the last time you saw anyone eating lamb? They live off government handouts and subsidies. Rewild the countryside and get a real job you cunts
Do you know how many sheep there are in this country? when’s the last time you saw anyone eating lamb? They live off government handouts and subsidies. Rewild the countryside and get a real job you cunts
February 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
There are too many fucking farmers and it’s an unsustainable industry.
Do you know how many sheep there are in this country? when’s the last time you saw anyone eating lamb? They live off government handouts and subsidies. Rewild the countryside and get a real job you cunts
Do you know how many sheep there are in this country? when’s the last time you saw anyone eating lamb? They live off government handouts and subsidies. Rewild the countryside and get a real job you cunts
Just got back from Kinshasa and the rumours are indeed true. Every single person I saw there was drinking Um Bongo
February 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just got back from Kinshasa and the rumours are indeed true. Every single person I saw there was drinking Um Bongo
It won’t be mysterious. It’ll be because you’re a cock
January 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It won’t be mysterious. It’ll be because you’re a cock
We’re banning Wikipedia now because there aren’t as many examples of far-left extremism throughout human history.
January 22, 2025 at 9:02 AM
We’re banning Wikipedia now because there aren’t as many examples of far-left extremism throughout human history.
Very, very gaystriotism
January 21, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Very, very gaystriotism
Bulletin Magazine knocking it out of the fucking park in 1968
January 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Bulletin Magazine knocking it out of the fucking park in 1968
The Trump family make standing up look really complicated.
I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
January 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The Trump family make standing up look really complicated.
I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
I’ve seen dogs stand on their hind legs with more conviction than these cunts.
Trying to think of anything good that America’s brought to the table over the last 20 years and the only thing I can come up with is that time when a goose flew into Fabio’s face on a rollercoaster. Come on America buck your fucking ideas up a bit and let’s have some more of that
January 21, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Trying to think of anything good that America’s brought to the table over the last 20 years and the only thing I can come up with is that time when a goose flew into Fabio’s face on a rollercoaster. Come on America buck your fucking ideas up a bit and let’s have some more of that
Idea for a Disney Pixar film:
A bubble of jizz from a porn star’s nose grows a face and starts trafficking children around Romania.
A bubble of jizz from a porn star’s nose grows a face and starts trafficking children around Romania.
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Idea for a Disney Pixar film:
A bubble of jizz from a porn star’s nose grows a face and starts trafficking children around Romania.
A bubble of jizz from a porn star’s nose grows a face and starts trafficking children around Romania.
America. May all your knolls remain grassy over the coming years
January 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
America. May all your knolls remain grassy over the coming years
Hahahahah
@LozzaFox
He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum
@LozzaFox
He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum
January 21, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Hahahahah
@LozzaFox
He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum
@LozzaFox
He’s not Jim’ll Fix It you fucking plum
Another unconditional discharge for this demented tangerine fuck
January 10, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Another unconditional discharge for this demented tangerine fuck
Dictionary definition of ‘sad cunts’
January 9, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Dictionary definition of ‘sad cunts’
More Gamma energy than Alpha energy on display here from this rat-faced dog fucker
January 6, 2025 at 11:02 AM
More Gamma energy than Alpha energy on display here from this rat-faced dog fucker
If you want to wear a little red jacket and let everyone you meet know that you're an unbearable cunt then why not join Butlins? Don't go fox hunting you mental fuck.
December 27, 2024 at 5:24 PM
If you want to wear a little red jacket and let everyone you meet know that you're an unbearable cunt then why not join Butlins? Don't go fox hunting you mental fuck.
The Edge from u2 clearly came up with that nickname himself. No way his mates came up with it unless he stacked it off a train platform whilst he was megatronned and shit himself or something.
December 19, 2024 at 9:12 AM
The Edge from u2 clearly came up with that nickname himself. No way his mates came up with it unless he stacked it off a train platform whilst he was megatronned and shit himself or something.