IndifferenceEngine
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guyware.bsky.social
Six books in twelve years. Is it any wonder I’m a broken man?
A photo of the six books I have written, all of which you can buy
guyware.bsky.social
Sadly, for viewers in the UK, Gene Kelly is apparently Robert Jenrick
guyware.bsky.social
I’m sorry to say I was otherwise engaged for the whole of 2020
guyware.bsky.social
I’m choosing to assume “walking the woofer” is a cheape euphemism
guyware.bsky.social
<I get that reference* meme>

*i think
guyware.bsky.social
Roger Hargreaves moved into the grown-up market
A book called Little Misunderstandings that is not by Roger Hargreaves
guyware.bsky.social
Thanks - and you’re right about the old!
guyware.bsky.social
It’s my birthday and I’ll cry if I want to
guyware.bsky.social
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now, dum-di-dum-di-dum
guyware.bsky.social
Last time I went, there was an electronic “average wait time” display. It said:

23 hours, 59 minutes

Which was not helpful
guyware.bsky.social
#NotAllStraightWhiteOftenOlderMen
guyware.bsky.social
A quick scan suggests an unnerving number of people seem to interpret “unhinged” as “deeply held”
guyware.bsky.social
There are more than enough books already
rachelfeder.bsky.social
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
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guyware.bsky.social
I may have mixed up my mentalists
guyware.bsky.social
always hot, always cross
guyware.bsky.social
Surely those would just be cross buns?
guyware.bsky.social
So very very - as we’ve learned to say - relatable. Especially the bit about falling asleep
guyware.bsky.social
I may have mixed up my mentalists