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Guy Whodoes
@guywhodoes.bsky.social
· Nov 20
you thoughtlessly post cringe. Then Ryan Seacrest (manlet) will appear from the other side of your Ford F150 accompanied by a boom mic operator and several dozen drones and say, “you will NOT be America’s Next Top Princess” and the folks at home will cheer as you’re publicly executed on the spot
be the consequence
February 1, 2026 at 4:38 PM
be the consequence
that AJR song has curdled into a sentient being
January 31, 2026 at 2:16 AM
that AJR song has curdled into a sentient being
the people that wanted to kill trans people to protect children are real quiet about these Calendar Girl parties
January 31, 2026 at 2:07 AM
the people that wanted to kill trans people to protect children are real quiet about these Calendar Girl parties
needle in the brain through the eye if she cry
January 31, 2026 at 12:38 AM
needle in the brain through the eye if she cry
stranger things s5 AU: Vecna comes back and kills Will for adding his attraction to Mike to the hivemind, not because he’s homophobic but because he doesn’t wanna be a pedophile
January 30, 2026 at 10:05 AM
stranger things s5 AU: Vecna comes back and kills Will for adding his attraction to Mike to the hivemind, not because he’s homophobic but because he doesn’t wanna be a pedophile
perchance the rapper
January 21, 2026 at 10:58 PM
perchance the rapper
mean girls and the fast and the furious are the same story with different genre coating
January 19, 2026 at 8:40 PM
mean girls and the fast and the furious are the same story with different genre coating
Republicans: WE WANT MORE BROWNSHIRTS!
Normal people: No
Democrats: I think we should only hire the most capable brownshirts and expand the brownshirt budget to do so
Normal people: Huh????
Fruit of the Loom: Wait no, let’s hear them out
Normal people: No
Democrats: I think we should only hire the most capable brownshirts and expand the brownshirt budget to do so
Normal people: Huh????
Fruit of the Loom: Wait no, let’s hear them out
January 19, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Republicans: WE WANT MORE BROWNSHIRTS!
Normal people: No
Democrats: I think we should only hire the most capable brownshirts and expand the brownshirt budget to do so
Normal people: Huh????
Fruit of the Loom: Wait no, let’s hear them out
Normal people: No
Democrats: I think we should only hire the most capable brownshirts and expand the brownshirt budget to do so
Normal people: Huh????
Fruit of the Loom: Wait no, let’s hear them out
i can’t tell if it’s 2026 or 2020 6
January 16, 2026 at 1:20 AM
i can’t tell if it’s 2026 or 2020 6
ghislaine maxwell’s silver hammer
December 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ghislaine maxwell’s silver hammer
nixon is probably fuming rn
December 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
nixon is probably fuming rn
The [REDACTED] files are so heavily redacted that searching for “[REDACTED]” turns up 0 results, despite the [REDACTED] files being literally named after [REDACTED] and yet the DOJ is still asking us to review the files for overlooked redactions
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
The [REDACTED] files are so heavily redacted that searching for “[REDACTED]” turns up 0 results, despite the [REDACTED] files being literally named after [REDACTED] and yet the DOJ is still asking us to review the files for overlooked redactions
average zionist on CBS: to oppose antisemitism, Mamdani must condemn the phrase, “globalize the *squints at cue card* antique frittata”
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
December 15, 2025 at 11:05 PM
average zionist on CBS: to oppose antisemitism, Mamdani must condemn the phrase, “globalize the *squints at cue card* antique frittata”
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
average egg enjoyer at home: wtf man
their partner who is moments from cracking: say that again
unfriendly reminder as the holiday season rolls around: if you’re the kinda person who says, “sorry, I’m just not a fan of gingerbread men,” think about how bad that sounds if you replace “gingerbread” with “white”
December 15, 2025 at 9:57 PM
unfriendly reminder as the holiday season rolls around: if you’re the kinda person who says, “sorry, I’m just not a fan of gingerbread men,” think about how bad that sounds if you replace “gingerbread” with “white”
anastasia like if les mis and shen yun had a russian baby
December 3, 2025 at 8:19 PM
anastasia like if les mis and shen yun had a russian baby
minecraft youtubers have absolutely nothing on roblox CEOs
November 25, 2025 at 9:16 AM
minecraft youtubers have absolutely nothing on roblox CEOs
took an oaf: all bread, no L’s
November 22, 2025 at 12:35 AM
took an oaf: all bread, no L’s
half of the shit happening rn would not have even been possible in a society with robust and accessible mental health care
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
half of the shit happening rn would not have even been possible in a society with robust and accessible mental health care
Megyn Kelly b like
November 14, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Megyn Kelly b like
i read the real elite emails in Power’s voice help
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
November 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
i read the real elite emails in Power’s voice help
wait a fucking second is this why they ended the shutdown
November 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
wait a fucking second is this why they ended the shutdown
you mean to tell me the Catholics took two days to elect this guy???
November 11, 2025 at 10:47 PM
you mean to tell me the Catholics took two days to elect this guy???
cuomo’s chance of winning in NYC according to Polymarket (6%) was less than the debate audience attendance rate of people who had credibly accused him of sexual misconduct (1/13)
November 6, 2025 at 5:44 AM
cuomo’s chance of winning in NYC according to Polymarket (6%) was less than the debate audience attendance rate of people who had credibly accused him of sexual misconduct (1/13)
the Left and the Right are basically the same thing. one side has you going 90 degrees clockwise, the other has you going 90 degrees counter-clockwise. either way? still going 90 degrees. way too hot for me
October 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
the Left and the Right are basically the same thing. one side has you going 90 degrees clockwise, the other has you going 90 degrees counter-clockwise. either way? still going 90 degrees. way too hot for me