๐ Guzzlemutt ๐บ๐
@guzzlemutt.bsky.social
Wideass wordy wolf ๐ธ NSFW ๐ | he/they | 30 | grey-ace | ๐ฎ๐ช๐ณ๏ธโโง๏ธ
๐บโ๏ธ: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/guzzIemutt/
pfp: @purpleringtail.bsky.social
pfb: @eltoro20stair.bsky.social
๐บโ๏ธ: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/guzzIemutt/
pfp: @purpleringtail.bsky.social
pfb: @eltoro20stair.bsky.social
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Surprise! The first bit of writing I'm posting this year is... a poem!
Specifically a sonnetโ never let them know your next move etc. I wrote this close to a decade ago when I was in college and of course I had to make it belly-coded lmao. I hope you like it <3
www.furaffinity.net/view/63795921/
Specifically a sonnetโ never let them know your next move etc. I wrote this close to a decade ago when I was in college and of course I had to make it belly-coded lmao. I hope you like it <3
www.furaffinity.net/view/63795921/
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February 2, 2026 at 1:44 PM
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Donโt you love when an item of clothing practically dares you to outgrow it?
The fabric whispers to you and it sounds like seams popping. The power feels like a lot like your belly banishing buttons and parting your fly like the Red Sea.
And yet, you still want moreโฆ
๐ผ: @makabr3.bsky.social ๐
The fabric whispers to you and it sounds like seams popping. The power feels like a lot like your belly banishing buttons and parting your fly like the Red Sea.
And yet, you still want moreโฆ
๐ผ: @makabr3.bsky.social ๐
November 22, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Donโt you love when an item of clothing practically dares you to outgrow it?
The fabric whispers to you and it sounds like seams popping. The power feels like a lot like your belly banishing buttons and parting your fly like the Red Sea.
And yet, you still want moreโฆ
๐ผ: @makabr3.bsky.social ๐
The fabric whispers to you and it sounds like seams popping. The power feels like a lot like your belly banishing buttons and parting your fly like the Red Sea.
And yet, you still want moreโฆ
๐ผ: @makabr3.bsky.social ๐
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Absolute crazy banger from @zangusuu.bsky.social !
With @gaytortrash.bsky.social
(healthplay alt too, posting it later~)
Basically I was moving to the UK when I got a slot with themโฆ I didnโt know the prompt shouldโve been โDraw my future!โ
Cuz derg is now immobile, helpless and unhealthy~
With @gaytortrash.bsky.social
(healthplay alt too, posting it later~)
Basically I was moving to the UK when I got a slot with themโฆ I didnโt know the prompt shouldโve been โDraw my future!โ
Cuz derg is now immobile, helpless and unhealthy~
January 27, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Absolute crazy banger from @zangusuu.bsky.social !
With @gaytortrash.bsky.social
(healthplay alt too, posting it later~)
Basically I was moving to the UK when I got a slot with themโฆ I didnโt know the prompt shouldโve been โDraw my future!โ
Cuz derg is now immobile, helpless and unhealthy~
With @gaytortrash.bsky.social
(healthplay alt too, posting it later~)
Basically I was moving to the UK when I got a slot with themโฆ I didnโt know the prompt shouldโve been โDraw my future!โ
Cuz derg is now immobile, helpless and unhealthy~
Idk man, that little divot where your gut bulges around the elastic waistband โฆ I see a lot of folks mistaking your massive & slow-moving ass for a glacier very soon~
February 2, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Idk man, that little divot where your gut bulges around the elastic waistband โฆ I see a lot of folks mistaking your massive & slow-moving ass for a glacier very soon~
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yeah you may be fat
but can you do this ?
but can you do this ?
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
yeah you may be fat
but can you do this ?
but can you do this ?
For what itโs worth Iโm squeezing you to pieces from afar with my mind โฅ๏ธ
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
For what itโs worth Iโm squeezing you to pieces from afar with my mind โฅ๏ธ
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Finished comm for @/Solei ty๐ฆ
January 29, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Finished comm for @/Solei ty๐ฆ
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All this snow has forced me to be comfy while working... snacks certainly help๐๐ช
๐จ: @riisago.bsky.social , thank you!!
๐จ: @riisago.bsky.social , thank you!!
February 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
All this snow has forced me to be comfy while working... snacks certainly help๐๐ช
๐จ: @riisago.bsky.social , thank you!!
๐จ: @riisago.bsky.social , thank you!!
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Blob faces just hold a certain energy- why not let loose the compressors a little and enjoy that sweet treat. It's merely just one lil bite after all?~
By @savorypastry.bsky.social
By @savorypastry.bsky.social
January 25, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Blob faces just hold a certain energy- why not let loose the compressors a little and enjoy that sweet treat. It's merely just one lil bite after all?~
By @savorypastry.bsky.social
By @savorypastry.bsky.social
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dragons are kind of like the original NEETs when you think about it... gigantic, ponderous creatures lounging in their lair, glutting themselves on massive amounts of food at the expense of those around them, doing nothing but laze around or engage in hobbies, and being served by eager worshippers
February 1, 2026 at 1:33 AM
dragons are kind of like the original NEETs when you think about it... gigantic, ponderous creatures lounging in their lair, glutting themselves on massive amounts of food at the expense of those around them, doing nothing but laze around or engage in hobbies, and being served by eager worshippers
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Part 8 Dexter you should really delete that from your story your boss follows you manโฆ
Side note Bluesky fu for making it impossible to make this better quality itโs SO crunchy whatever
#fatfur #animation #ssbhm #dexham
Side note Bluesky fu for making it impossible to make this better quality itโs SO crunchy whatever
#fatfur #animation #ssbhm #dexham
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Part 8 Dexter you should really delete that from your story your boss follows you manโฆ
Side note Bluesky fu for making it impossible to make this better quality itโs SO crunchy whatever
#fatfur #animation #ssbhm #dexham
Side note Bluesky fu for making it impossible to make this better quality itโs SO crunchy whatever
#fatfur #animation #ssbhm #dexham
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Sketch from last month :3
January 31, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Sketch from last month :3
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Crescent is an incredibly kind-hearted, sweet, and wonderful part of this fandom, who has already gone through medical hell in the past; and now has to go through something most of us can't even imagine. please consider donating, boosting, or sharing to help him recover <3
gofund.me/f827206e9
gofund.me/f827206e9
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Crescent is an incredibly kind-hearted, sweet, and wonderful part of this fandom, who has already gone through medical hell in the past; and now has to go through something most of us can't even imagine. please consider donating, boosting, or sharing to help him recover <3
gofund.me/f827206e9
gofund.me/f827206e9
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furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like
January 31, 2026 at 2:35 AM
furry cons when I dont know what the hell any of you look like
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Make something transformation-coded and Iโm immediately on board.
Fat gross truckers on their own merit? Cool, hot, but slightly indifferent.
Reality-warping or otherwise corrupting someone skinny and prissy into something they wouldโve looked at with pure disgust before? Fuck yeah, sign me UP
Fat gross truckers on their own merit? Cool, hot, but slightly indifferent.
Reality-warping or otherwise corrupting someone skinny and prissy into something they wouldโve looked at with pure disgust before? Fuck yeah, sign me UP
January 29, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Make something transformation-coded and Iโm immediately on board.
Fat gross truckers on their own merit? Cool, hot, but slightly indifferent.
Reality-warping or otherwise corrupting someone skinny and prissy into something they wouldโve looked at with pure disgust before? Fuck yeah, sign me UP
Fat gross truckers on their own merit? Cool, hot, but slightly indifferent.
Reality-warping or otherwise corrupting someone skinny and prissy into something they wouldโve looked at with pure disgust before? Fuck yeah, sign me UP
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HAPPY FAT BOY FRIDAY Y'ALL!!!
today i share with you an AMAZING commission i got from my lovely oomf @boneranonymouse over on twitter!!!!! (please support them they're an amazing person, good buddy, and FANTASTIC artist)
today i share with you an AMAZING commission i got from my lovely oomf @boneranonymouse over on twitter!!!!! (please support them they're an amazing person, good buddy, and FANTASTIC artist)
January 31, 2026 at 12:04 AM
HAPPY FAT BOY FRIDAY Y'ALL!!!
today i share with you an AMAZING commission i got from my lovely oomf @boneranonymouse over on twitter!!!!! (please support them they're an amazing person, good buddy, and FANTASTIC artist)
today i share with you an AMAZING commission i got from my lovely oomf @boneranonymouse over on twitter!!!!! (please support them they're an amazing person, good buddy, and FANTASTIC artist)
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Back from college 3/3
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Back from college 3/3
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Back from college 2/3
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Back from college 2/3
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Back from college 1/3
January 29, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Back from college 1/3
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I know who Iโm spending my Valentines day with ๐ฅฐ
January 30, 2026 at 6:29 PM
I know who Iโm spending my Valentines day with ๐ฅฐ
Not Catherine Oโ Hara what the FUCK ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Not Catherine Oโ Hara what the FUCK ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
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January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM