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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 26m
Brother!? Is that you?
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 16h
The future of the Republican MAGA wing is in good hands! Too bad someone posted their pictures. Sometimes bad press coverage can ruin a person's life. Oh, well, boys will be boys...
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 1d
Pretty dumb recruitment strategy. How would an ICE agent accrue student loan debt? That implies...being educated.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 1d
He's an idiot.

Yep, you're right...
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 3d
American history books in the not-too-distant-future will describe The 2nd American Civil War as a war fought not between states, but between The Pedoführer and his band of sycophantic misfits against...furry forest creatures, rainbow unicorns, and frogs. Helluva legacy The Pedoführer is building! 🤣
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 3d
You are being overly generous with your adjective. I'd go with "immoral" mother fuckers.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 3d
Let's play a simple game I created. It's called, "Where we're you during the January 6, 2021 Insurrection?" Respecting his position as President, I'll let The Pedoführer go first...
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
My God! They are...DANCING!...in the streets! A war zone such as no one has ever witnessed before! It's horrible! Thank goodness The Pedoführer has the guts to quell such violence against humanity by sending in the National Guard. If God were in charge, he send frogs...again!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Seems "okay"!?! They have a big green dinosaur...a bear...a freakin' rainbow pony! I, for one, am thankful to those brave masked, riot gear attired men and women who stand between me and those horrible, ferocious, cuddly creatures!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
D'ya think The Pedoführer knows that President Obama was awarded a Nobel Peace prize? I wonder how he feels about that?
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Peaceful!? The dancing, smiling woman has a bullhorn! A bull's horns are dangerous weapons! And cleary, the way the dancing, smiling women wields that bull's horn indicates she has had serious training in the martial art of bullhorning! Olé!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Simple Trumpfuckery (aka "MAGA Math") nothing more.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
BIGLY!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Ho-hum...again.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
"I'll take 'Amphibians' for $2000, Ken."

"These green, hoppy little creatures popping up in war zones have come to symbolize the Fascism-resistance movement in the great American democracy experiment. Their musical croaking is one of the few weapons found to freeze ICE."

"What are 'frogs'?"
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Wow! It's really hard to tell if that's a photograph or a cartoonist's work of art. Magnificent likeness!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
History is littered with intrepid men who have tried and failed to find "The Pearl", much to the chagrin of many, many women.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
I'm shocked...again...and again...
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
No wonder The Pedoführer is afraid of women, especially powerful, Black women of integrity; they just keep kicking his sorry, childishly vindictive ass! I'm firmly behind, and will always support, Team Leticia, Team Jasmine, Team Michelle, et al. And I'm an old white phukc!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Sure, if war zones are your thing...

No thank you; I'll vaction in Gaza.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
That's The Pedoführer's wet dream...
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
I'm guessing Wagner?
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Those dangerous animals in Portland should wear face masks to protect their identities, just like those ultra-masculine Proud Boy ICE agents.
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Whoa! That's some scary shit! And I seriously don't trust that adorable panda!
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Gregory @gwaygwee.bsky.social · 4d
Sounds vaguely familiar...