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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣

@gwenindoubt.bsky.social

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I'm just a woman made of small horrors. 🌈 writing | art | hockey 🏒 🦑 Kraken | Flyers Goaltender and goalie enthusiast. she/her

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · May 3

You know what?

Seattle Kraken art thread.

ROLL THE FILM.

(The first. The original. The Kiss)

Digital art of Seattle Kraken player Jordan Eberle kneeling on the ice and Jared McCann giving him a forehead kiss.

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 10h

I love telling literally any man that I'm going to get a haircut and watching the light leave his eyes.

You're right. The only two options are Demi Moore (Striptease) or Demi Moore (GI Jane).

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 4d

I'm a Juuse fan 🥳

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 6d

The smartest person you know is also the dumbest person you know and often at the same time.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 7d

Brought to you by Grillo's Pickles.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 7d

Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 7d

Desperate to hurt in a way that makes sense. In a way I understand. Instead of whatever the fuck this is.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 10d

You ever open the door for someone to know you - to ask questions and be interested and allow you to show yourself - and they simply refuse to nudge the door even a little with their toe?

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 19d

I will not confront my grief as if she is my enemy.

I will make her tea and invite her to sit beside me so that we might understand each other.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 20d

Me and who?

Lovers of Valdaro - 6,000 year old skeletal remains, two figures, a man and a woman approx. 20 years old at time of passing, arranged in what appears to be an embrace.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 25d

Happy Manon Rhéaume day to all who celebrate!

Manon Rhéaume, first woman to play in an NHL exhibition game, kitted in Tampa Bay Lightning goalie gear.

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 25d

I am at the end of my rope - anyone want anything while I'm there?

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 27d

I continue to find myself lying on the floor.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 27d

Sorry, can't talk. Too busy measuring things with my heart.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · 28d

I'm developing so many fractures that surely it is in my foundation now and I fear a building inspector will condemn me.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 17

If things could calm down for even a minute so my nervous system could regulate itself, I'd appreciate it.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 11

Why do people always want to talk about feelings?

For me, it is enough that I feel them.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 7

I can actively see that I'm not having a baja blast right now and instead of trying to have a meaningful conversation I am *checks notes* sending a variety of people reels in the hopes of momentarily tethering to a sense of shared hope and whimsy.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 6

"Ah, but that's all you know, isn't it, Will? The worn, familiar pattern? And it feels good, doesn't it, a little? To feel bad in such a comfortable way?"

Okay, @dylanthyme.bsky.social . It's a little bit early in my day for this kind of self awaredness.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 1

Generally, I feel like I'm broken in ways that make me fascinating to look at but impossible to hold.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 1

You absolute fool (affectionate)

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Sep 1

Objectively, it's cool as hell that the body can just? put bones back together? and the process is calling knitting?

Subjectively, I think it would be neat if it did it ✨️faster✨️.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Aug 30

I was at an old rail station that's a converted linear running trail now watching two pigeons flit around behind a chain link fence.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Aug 30

You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Aug 30

You ever have a day where everything you experience kind of feels like a line from a poem?

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Davy Jones’ Locker Room @davyjoneslr.bsky.social · Aug 24

Oops! All Goalies, the goalie-only game, is under way at Kraken Community Iceplex.

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Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Aug 23

What's a manic pixie dream girl, but in her late thirties?

Because I fear it is me.

Gwenbauer 3️⃣1️⃣ @gwenindoubt.bsky.social · Aug 23

I have mad respect for diners that put a truly obscene amount of butter on their toast.