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gwladystoffee.bsky.social
@gwladystoffee.bsky.social
UTFT, single, mother of 1, Reader
"A charming blend of bibliophile musings and football fandom, sprinkled with a healthy dose of self-deprecation."
IF this is actually true it's not just the premier league it's a world record btw I need the proof this is true so bad 😂 the world record currently is 142 haha
Hill Dickinson > Goodison
October 5, 2025 at 7:23 PM
The fact I'm super excited for alchemised when I didn't actually rate #manacled...... Make it make sense!! 😂😂
#Dramione
a little girl in a pink jacket is sitting at a table holding a piece of paper
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media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Just a little bit wet 😂😂
September 20, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Loving the new #bookmory update!!
September 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
@ticketmaster.com when your 22 in the queue for 20 mins but page saying tickets are going 🤷🤷
September 16, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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September 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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The murder of Charlie Kirk was criminal, wrong, and should be condemned.

And Charlie Kirk was a horrible, hateful man who spent his life radicalizing young people to embrace their worst demons by targeting women, people of color, immigrants, and the marginalized.

I refuse to sanitize him.
September 11, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Why can't it just come off nice and smooth 😩😂 is wet and scrape the best way people??
September 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Who wallpapers and then puts the skirting board on 🤦😂
September 6, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Definitely dodgy decision to Liverpool bingo isn't it?? 😂
August 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Never easy is it Everton 😂😂
a woman with an apron that says maggie on it says ok now i can breathe
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media.tenor.com
August 30, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Holy fucking shit balls that made me shit my pants 😩😩
August 30, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Not a bad way to watch the match. Good job there aren't too many people here yet cause I made a couple jump when we scored 😂😂
August 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Couldn't watch the match as I was swimming with turtles in Mexico but thumbs up for the next round 😂
August 27, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Fucking hate Taylor swift and how she constant scams her fans into buying the same thing over and over but it's a different colour so the kids have to have all of them
Daughter throwing a hissy fit cause she can't get the 8th vinyl shes brought out of the same fucking album
Takes the piss
August 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Not a phone in sight 😂
AN EVERTON ERUPTION! ILIMAN NDIAYE SCORES THE FIRST GOAL AT HILL DICKINSON STADIUM.
August 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Grealish throwing the assists round
August 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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Just been sent this of @mikeygow.bsky.social and his wool pals 🤣🤣💙
August 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
The look on grealish face just says he's confident he made the right choice coming here, to me
August 24, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Loving life 💙💙
August 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It might be 8am here but I'm not watching without a pint 😂😂
August 24, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Glad Barry is getting a go beto was absolutely awful last week didn't even realise he was on the pitch he doesn't give a shit
August 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
I like that team 💙 #UTFT
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
This should be the seats full stop tbh
South Stand 📍
August 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM