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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Sep 25

We’ve been together for 6 months

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Mar 14

Unfortunately, I like a man

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Apr 18

The folks in my office are so spiteful that they won’t even let us leave early for Good Friday

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Mar 14

This will not last long

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Mar 14

Unfortunately, I like a man

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 23

The way we left brunch to go get a coffee and then eat dim sum

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 23

Being big backed with your bestie >>>

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 21

My mom stays saving me from myself I swear

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 18

Loving your job >>>
Hating the people at your job <<<

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 15

I thought everyone was single but now that V-Day has passed, I realised we are NOT all in this together 😭

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 10

Drake’s downfall started immediately after he stopped being a love musician

riii @earth222riah.bsky.social · Feb 10

drake should’ve just stuck to being himself, literally all of this could’ve been avoided

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 9

I have been drunk for 40 days and 40 nights

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 6

I took the drugs and the drugs are working

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Feb 2

Turned 25 and now it’s just me and my sertraline against the world

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 31

…I think I’m accidentally becoming important at my job

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 26

The way I do not wanna go to this thing

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 26

Target can kiss my ass

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 25

Nosferatu??

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 25

Drunk like a skunk actually

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 25

I’m out at a sexy, lusty bar and there’s a man in here on a date with a wedding ring on accompanied by someone that’s clearly not his wife

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 21

That “go home” button is LOUD

Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · Jan 21

Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 21

Honestly if that fat orange fuck sends ICE to NYC I’m gonna need the yns to come to the front

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 20

Does my girl Mizu ever catch a fucking break omg

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Leesh Capeesh @leeshcapeesh.bsky.social · Jan 19

I come over here since TikTok is gone, I need my daily dose of social media, and some of y’all on here talking shit about ppl being sad over TikTok??
I thought we left that mean girl energy over on Twitter 🙃

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Muffy @gyallikemuffy.bsky.social · Jan 20

Hi oomfs!! What else is going on in Jamaica during July? (Other than zimi seh riva and republic beach)

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