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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · Oct 17

Anyways

Welcome new wave of lads. This is my SFW account that I try to keep good vibes on, RT cool art, shitpost, and just be more me than anything else.

For the NSFW art and thirstposting about belly, paws, big lady, and other on-brand stuff, it's at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social.

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 1d

🤙

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 1d

Ah. One of those days again. The wounds don't heal but they become more bearable with time. I miss her so much, man.

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · May 28

I'm missing Zelda a lot today. So many years later and it still hurts bad some days.

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very big ant | commissions open! @sixfoot-ant.bsky.social · 2d

Photo op for the Captain

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 2d

Wrote more lore tonight for that D&D character that has me feeling a certain way and I cannot wait to emotionally harm my friends with him. I think this might just be my best written character ever and love that my DM is so on board with him and the worldbuilding I've introduced with him.

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 2d

Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 2d

Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like

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𝔰𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔪 ☾🔞🏳️‍⚧️ @w0lfertinger666.bsky.social · 5d

me if I was wide dragon
(he/him)

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 5d

We need more Strike at Karkand for urban combat design and Harvest Day for rural/vehicular combat design. The things I would do to play BF6 on BF2/BF3/BC2 maps man.

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 5d

My big criticism with the map design is that it feels like there are infinite angles on so many of them that make it hard to tell where you're being shot from.

It feels like the designers wanted the maps to be pretty before making them readable and fun to play on the 10th, 100th, and 1000th time.

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 5d

BF6 is a really good entry into the series. I think the only thing holding me back from giving it top marks is that the maps and UI and are pretty bad.

There is an outstandingly good base there that could be fantastic with improvements to UI and the addition of maps that aren't almost all D-tier.

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 5d

My career aspiration is to one day reach a point where I can write a book about the work I do and have it be both educational and entertaining because my work ranges from the most stupid but funny shit ever to interacting with the most depraved and disgusting people on the planet.

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 6d

I got kicked from a BF6 Hardcore Portal server for using a shotgun.

Battlefield is so fucking back 😂

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 8d

Getting fucked up from the X-Files episode "Closure" at 5AM (unironically a top episode of the series fucking fight me)

What you doing up rn?

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 8d

I already know this will be #1 on my Spotify Wrapped. Liminality / Deep State Return might just be my all-time favorite song and has been on hard repeat for some 2 weeks now. The things this song makes me feel man 😭

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 21d

Liminality / Deep State Return actually makes me so happy when I listen to it.

This is legitimately the kind of music I dream about and hits me right in my core. Absolutely a top 5 song of all time for me.

youtu.be/PavA0CF3D7w?...

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 9d

God dude, that cutscene of the good path at the end of BG3 Act 2 still gets me so fucked up. Legitimately one of the most breathtakingly well-done cutscenes ever in a game.

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 10d

The Avengers is the most ambitious crossover in histo-

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 10d

bro looks like he's about to hold up the 7/11 😂

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 10d

I want to scritch the top of an alligator snout so much but I value having an arm far too much. The things I must endure are truly Herculean 😔

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 12d

actually me right now

(this game is so fucking good)

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Tony @shintonty.bsky.social · 13d

this post really lives in my head

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 13d

Oops.

a picture of a cat with a caption that says " sorry guys got a little too evil there for a second "

ALT: a picture of a cat with a caption that says " sorry guys got a little too evil there for a second "

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 13d

Companies that intentionally gimp their product to push you towards using their shit ass app or some other bullshit should explode.

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 14d

holy shit lmao

Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 14d

holup

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 17d

*Demon Gideon intensifies*

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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor @gylphie.bsky.social · 19d

If there's one guarantee with Valheim, it's that the wind will always somehow be dead in the direction you want to go and then shift in that direction when you no longer need it 😤

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