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Gylphie, Illicit Burrito Distributor
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Welcome new wave of lads. This is my SFW account that I try to keep good vibes on, RT cool art, shitpost, and just be more me than anything else.

For the NSFW art and thirstposting about belly, paws, big lady, and other on-brand stuff, it's at @lewdgrapes.bsky.social.
Ah. One of those days again. The wounds don't heal but they become more bearable with time. I miss her so much, man.
I'm missing Zelda a lot today. So many years later and it still hurts bad some days.
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Wrote more lore tonight for that D&D character that has me feeling a certain way and I cannot wait to emotionally harm my friends with him. I think this might just be my best written character ever and love that my DM is so on board with him and the worldbuilding I've introduced with him.
Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like
Gideon dying in the solidified and written lore desert like
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We need more Strike at Karkand for urban combat design and Harvest Day for rural/vehicular combat design. The things I would do to play BF6 on BF2/BF3/BC2 maps man.
My big criticism with the map design is that it feels like there are infinite angles on so many of them that make it hard to tell where you're being shot from.

It feels like the designers wanted the maps to be pretty before making them readable and fun to play on the 10th, 100th, and 1000th time.
BF6 is a really good entry into the series. I think the only thing holding me back from giving it top marks is that the maps and UI and are pretty bad.

There is an outstandingly good base there that could be fantastic with improvements to UI and the addition of maps that aren't almost all D-tier.
My career aspiration is to one day reach a point where I can write a book about the work I do and have it be both educational and entertaining because my work ranges from the most stupid but funny shit ever to interacting with the most depraved and disgusting people on the planet.
I got kicked from a BF6 Hardcore Portal server for using a shotgun.

Battlefield is so fucking back 😂
Getting fucked up from the X-Files episode "Closure" at 5AM (unironically a top episode of the series fucking fight me)

What you doing up rn?
I already know this will be #1 on my Spotify Wrapped. Liminality / Deep State Return might just be my all-time favorite song and has been on hard repeat for some 2 weeks now. The things this song makes me feel man 😭
Liminality / Deep State Return actually makes me so happy when I listen to it.

This is legitimately the kind of music I dream about and hits me right in my core. Absolutely a top 5 song of all time for me.

youtu.be/PavA0CF3D7w?...
God dude, that cutscene of the good path at the end of BG3 Act 2 still gets me so fucked up. Legitimately one of the most breathtakingly well-done cutscenes ever in a game.
The Avengers is the most ambitious crossover in histo-
bro looks like he's about to hold up the 7/11 😂
I want to scritch the top of an alligator snout so much but I value having an arm far too much. The things I must endure are truly Herculean 😔
actually me right now

(this game is so fucking good)
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this post really lives in my head
Companies that intentionally gimp their product to push you towards using their shit ass app or some other bullshit should explode.
If there's one guarantee with Valheim, it's that the wind will always somehow be dead in the direction you want to go and then shift in that direction when you no longer need it 😤