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"𝐀𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐥𝐰𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐬𝐚𝐲... 𝐡𝐨..."
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"𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐇𝐞𝐞-𝐇𝐨!"
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"𝐓𝐰𝐨 𝐉𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞! 𝐇𝐞𝐞-𝐇𝐨!"
🎃"...I swear if I see-hee Alice again I think I'm gonna burn a hee-hole in my wall..."🎃
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
November 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
🎃"...I swear if I see-hee Alice again I think I'm gonna burn a hee-hole in my wall..."🎃
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🧊"The hee-hell's your problem with her?"🧊
🎃"Uh, maybe it's the bein' hee-hellbent on killing other demons part?"🎃
🧊"Now you're just be-hee-in' ridiculous! she would never!"🧊
🎃"What? potentiall-hee blackmailing 'ya without a hug? I'm just goofin' man!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
“…Pyro. You know I’m a prankster at heart, but this is fucked up.”
He reached over to hug Pyro.
He reached over to hug Pyro.
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎃"What? potentiall-hee blackmailing 'ya without a hug? I'm just goofin' man!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
*The pyromaniac squeaked as he was hugged...*
🎃"As if I'd do such a hee-vil thing like that! I probably would've just told Frost! and he never gives a hee-ho about this kinda stuff!"🎃
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 AM
🎃"Hee-hey, by likin' that last post you basically said ho-kay! I'm just doin' what I said I would!"🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
*The Jack preps to cast Agidyne but...*
🎃"...Of course if you don't wanna be more cooked than thanksgiving dinner, you can always hee-hug me instead and I'll pre-hee-tend this never happened, ho."🎃
🎃"That's why? ho?"🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
“I just want to see how many will show up!”
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
🎃"That's why? ho?"🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"...Mayb-hee I'll show up... just to Agidyne 'ya in the face for such a stupid id-hee-a... ho."🎃
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
“Should I set up a kissing booth?”
November 26, 2025 at 2:57 AM
🎃"Ah, be-hee-cause that's obviousl-hee not gonna backfire at all..."🎃
*Yeah... totally... like Pyro Jack would fall for that...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
definitelyantares
Do it
Go outside
There isn't a cosmic horror that will turn YOU into a cosmic horror
I promic ::::)
Do it
Go outside
There isn't a cosmic horror that will turn YOU into a cosmic horror
I promic ::::)
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
November 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*Yeah... totally... like Pyro Jack would fall for that...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"Hmm, to go outside despite ever-hee-one's warning's, or stay inside and starve to death, ho..."🎃
*Ah, shoot... he was running out of things to make after all...*
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
November 24, 2025 at 10:56 PM
🎃"...The hee-hell is Majjy an' Kirby talkin' about?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
🎃"...So we just CAN'T go-ho outside?"🎃
*The frost blinked at the sight of the giant icicle...*
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"Prove you wrong? Like... fight you over it? I mean..."
Adiris takes a bullet and blows on it. She loads the chamber and—
KRA KOWWW!
A nearby crate suddenly turns into a massive icicle the size of a small house.
"...the bullets are like amplifiers. So that makes us different."
Adiris takes a bullet and blows on it. She loads the chamber and—
KRA KOWWW!
A nearby crate suddenly turns into a massive icicle the size of a small house.
"...the bullets are like amplifiers. So that makes us different."
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
*The frost blinked at the sight of the giant icicle...*
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
"...I-If you hee-had let me finish... I meant as in prove me wrong vocal-hee..."
"Like, y'know, cop-hee-ing my dashing way of speaking and all, ho..."
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
"As cute as you are, I don't think I— ah...
You know what? You're right. But just because I can perform similar feats doesn't mean I'm replacing you. Ahaha!
Besides, I doubt my magic is as strong as yours. It's mostly just to add elements to my gun. If you put me to a real magic test, I'd fail."
You know what? You're right. But just because I can perform similar feats doesn't mean I'm replacing you. Ahaha!
Besides, I doubt my magic is as strong as yours. It's mostly just to add elements to my gun. If you put me to a real magic test, I'd fail."
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 AM
🧊"...Ho man, I kinda thought you'd try to prove me-hee wrong!"🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
*The frost felt mostly let down...*
🧊"That would've been so cool y'know-ho..."🧊
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Weell, I know a little magic. I infuse them into my bullets. So, technically, I can cast and shoot ice."
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"...Ho my god you are litterall-hee becoming me-hee..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
"Well at least you can't sp-hee-ak like me, so that's one thing I'll always hee-have over 'ya..."
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
"Can't take the cold, huh? Back in the north, the general used to make us sit in the snow with barely anything on.
And now! I can barely feel the cold! Wahahahaaaa— choo! Ack..."
And now! I can barely feel the cold! Wahahahaaaa— choo! Ack..."
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 AM
🧊"Ge-hee-z... I might hee-have competition now..."🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🧊"What's next? you'll be castin' ice powers too? ho?"🧊
🎃"Ho... it's Alice..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
November 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
🎃"Ho... it's Alice..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
🎃"I dunno-ho if I should be happy or not about this..."🎃
🧊"...Ho my god I'm SO-HO bored!"🧊
🎃"Agree-hee-d..."🎃
🎃"Agree-hee-d..."🎃
November 24, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🧊"...Ho my god I'm SO-HO bored!"🧊
🎃"Agree-hee-d..."🎃
🎃"Agree-hee-d..."🎃
🧊"Uhh... let's see hee-re uh...."🧊
🎃"Well while he's figurin' that out, I want a new lantern! ho!"🎃
🧊"Hee-honestly I could go with anything, I'll hee-ven take new socks at this rate..."🧊
🎃"Well while he's figurin' that out, I want a new lantern! ho!"🎃
🧊"Hee-honestly I could go with anything, I'll hee-ven take new socks at this rate..."🧊
ㅤㅤ
❝ What do you two want for Christmas? ❞
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❝ What do you two want for Christmas? ❞
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🧊"Oh hee-hey! that reminds me-hee of the time Pyro-"🧊
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
November 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
🧊"Uhh... let's see hee-re uh...."🧊
🎃"Well while he's figurin' that out, I want a new lantern! ho!"🎃
🧊"Hee-honestly I could go with anything, I'll hee-ven take new socks at this rate..."🧊
🎃"Well while he's figurin' that out, I want a new lantern! ho!"🎃
🧊"Hee-honestly I could go with anything, I'll hee-ven take new socks at this rate..."🧊
🧊"Oh hee-hey! that reminds me-hee of the time Pyro-"🧊
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
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❝ Ho ho ho! That’s hilarious! Reminds me when Mrs. Claus was sick one evening and I was tasked to make dinner for us and all the elves. That became the night I was banned from ever stepping foot in the kitchen… ❞
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❝ Ho ho ho! That’s hilarious! Reminds me when Mrs. Claus was sick one evening and I was tasked to make dinner for us and all the elves. That became the night I was banned from ever stepping foot in the kitchen… ❞
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🧊"Absolutel-hee Mr. Santa, sir!"🧊
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
🧊"Oh hee-hey! that reminds me-hee of the time Pyro-"🧊
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
🎃"Frost we-hee are NOT talking about my cooking! ho!"🎃
🧊"Absolutel-hee Mr. Santa, sir!"🧊
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
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❝ Have you two been nice this year? ❞
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❝ Have you two been nice this year? ❞
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🧊"HO MY GOD IS THAT SANTA!?"🧊
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
November 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
🧊"Absolutel-hee Mr. Santa, sir!"🧊
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
🎃"Hee-who me? uhhh.... Yeah! totall-hee!"🎃
🧊"...You blew up a fireworks stand like a few months ago-ho..."🧊
🎃"SHH! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!"🎃
🧊"HO MY GOD IS THAT SANTA!?"🧊
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
November 21, 2025 at 5:42 PM
🧊"HO MY GOD IS THAT SANTA!?"🧊
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
🎃"I alread-hee know how this is gonna go-ho... I'll leave you to it, Frost..."🎃
🧊"Hee-headin' to Game Parade or Game Panic or whatever it's called to free-hee all my brothers from captivit-hee..."🧊
🎃"...Frost, that's just a crane game full of licensed plushies..."🎃
🧊"So-ho? what of it? I can spend my yen on whatever I want."🧊
🎃"...Frost, that's just a crane game full of licensed plushies..."🎃
🧊"So-ho? what of it? I can spend my yen on whatever I want."🧊
November 21, 2025 at 3:44 AM
🧊"Hee-headin' to Game Parade or Game Panic or whatever it's called to free-hee all my brothers from captivit-hee..."🧊
🎃"...Frost, that's just a crane game full of licensed plushies..."🎃
🧊"So-ho? what of it? I can spend my yen on whatever I want."🧊
🎃"...Frost, that's just a crane game full of licensed plushies..."🎃
🧊"So-ho? what of it? I can spend my yen on whatever I want."🧊
🎃"I care! ho!"🎃
Am I boring? Is my incredibly awesome and stylish evil uniform going out of fashion??? Does anyone even CARE NOW THAT HALLOWEEN IS OVER!?
November 20, 2025 at 12:51 AM
🎃"I care! ho!"🎃
*Aaaaand down the hatch it goes....*
🎃"Ho..... ho boy..."🎃
*This... probably won't end well, seeing as the flame in his lantern was flickering wildly...*
🎃"I dunno-ho why... but I reall-hee wanna burn something right now..."🎃
🎃"Ho..... ho boy..."🎃
*This... probably won't end well, seeing as the flame in his lantern was flickering wildly...*
🎃"I dunno-ho why... but I reall-hee wanna burn something right now..."🎃
He hands some same to Pyro.
“Knock yourself out!”
“Knock yourself out!”
🎃"...First off, hee-how rude... second uh..."🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
November 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
*Aaaaand down the hatch it goes....*
🎃"Ho..... ho boy..."🎃
*This... probably won't end well, seeing as the flame in his lantern was flickering wildly...*
🎃"I dunno-ho why... but I reall-hee wanna burn something right now..."🎃
🎃"Ho..... ho boy..."🎃
*This... probably won't end well, seeing as the flame in his lantern was flickering wildly...*
🎃"I dunno-ho why... but I reall-hee wanna burn something right now..."🎃
🎃"...First off, hee-how rude... second uh..."🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
“Tonight, I shall embrace my favorite sin.
All of you can fuck off and die. Hope your pillows are rocks, and may you suffer from bedbugs. Especially you high and mighty twats~!”
He’s drunk!
All of you can fuck off and die. Hope your pillows are rocks, and may you suffer from bedbugs. Especially you high and mighty twats~!”
He’s drunk!
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 AM
🎃"...First off, hee-how rude... second uh..."🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
🎃"Can I hee-have some?"🎃
[ @funnyhalloween.bsky.social ]
🎃"Hee-hey! Jack-O'! I've got somebod-hee I want you to meet!"🎃
🧊"Uh, hi-ho there..."🧊
🎃"This is my brother, Jack Frost..."🎃
🎃"Hee-hey! Jack-O'! I've got somebod-hee I want you to meet!"🎃
🧊"Uh, hi-ho there..."🧊
🎃"This is my brother, Jack Frost..."🎃
November 19, 2025 at 6:32 AM
[ @funnyhalloween.bsky.social ]
🎃"Hee-hey! Jack-O'! I've got somebod-hee I want you to meet!"🎃
🧊"Uh, hi-ho there..."🧊
🎃"This is my brother, Jack Frost..."🎃
🎃"Hee-hey! Jack-O'! I've got somebod-hee I want you to meet!"🎃
🧊"Uh, hi-ho there..."🧊
🎃"This is my brother, Jack Frost..."🎃
🎃"...I wonder if Jack-O' would like seeing my brother sometime..."🎃
🧊"Hee-who now? ho?"🧊
🧊"Hee-who now? ho?"🧊
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🎃"...I wonder if Jack-O' would like seeing my brother sometime..."🎃
🧊"Hee-who now? ho?"🧊
🧊"Hee-who now? ho?"🧊
🎃"...Both? ho?"🎃
November 17, 2025 at 7:11 PM
🎃"...Both? ho?"🎃
🎃"...I... know it's kinda a mood breaker but... I'm kinda hee-hungry now... ho..."🎃
November 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
🎃"...I... know it's kinda a mood breaker but... I'm kinda hee-hungry now... ho..."🎃