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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · Feb 25

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𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

🎃"AHAHAHA! YES! YESSSSS! I DID IT!!! HEE-HELL YEAH!!!"🎃

*He's hee-ing and ho-ing up a storm of laughter, already floating away to go and celebrate... he doesn't even care if Teddie makes it through this, just the fact this happened made the fairy happy enough as is..*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 19h

“Wha- WHAAAAAAAAAA?!”

Too late. The bear got caught in it.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

*He glares with a stare that speaks a million words...*

🎃"...You hee-have ten seconds, start running..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 21h

"Hmm, I don't think I will! How about a knuckle sandwich or a bear claw!"

>It misses by a wide margin

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

🎃"Ho... I dunno, I just think RAGNAROK WILL SUIT YOU NICEL-HEE!"🎃

*WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? WHY IS THE GROUND SHAKING!? TEDDIE! GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE!*

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 23h

“What do you mean?”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 19h

🎃"...Was I supposed to be-hee scared? ho?"🎃

𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 /// 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒏' 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅. @cloakedpowder.bsky.social · 21h

".....boo."

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

🎃"AWW! SUCH A TRAGED- Wait wait wait, hee-hold the phone...."🎃

*The fairy had to do a double take there... but it seems like that didn't help at all...*

🎃"Teddie, originall-hee I was just gonna cast Agidyne, but that ain't gonna cut it anymore now that you've basically told me that, ho..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 23h

“I-I plead myself not guilty for stealing Yosuke’s magazines featuring hot older girls....”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

🎃"TOO LATE! HEE-HOW DO YOU PLEAD!? And do make it count..."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 23h

“NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-!”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

🎃"I'LL BURN YOU TO A HEE-HECKIN' CRISP!!!"🎃

*OH GOD GET OUTTA THERE TEDDIE!*

🎃"Ho, and tell Lucifer I said hi-ho when you enter hee-hell for me, ho-kay? Anyways, where were we? HO RIGHT! Your demise!"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

🎃"...Hee-how many of you do I have to teach a lesson today? ho?"🎃

🎃"I'm giving you ONE SHOT to re-hee-deem yourself, bud... just ONE..."🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 1d

"Oh come on! What does Hee Ho even mean! Now bear puns? Those are iconic! Beary cute! More like Hee No!"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🧊"WHAT WAS THAT!? HO!?"🧊

🎃"HO YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE NOW BUDD-HEE!"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 23h

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“Hee-no.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Ho-key dokey, then let's try this again!"🎃

*ahem*

🎃"Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Ho-key dokey, then let's try this again!"🎃

*ahem*

🎃"Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“I... don’t know whatever you’re talking about.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"You alread-hee KNOW what I mean, ho...."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"You alread-hee KNOW what I mean, ho...."🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“...What do you mean?”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

*Oh he is SO about to cast Ragnarok...*

🎃"Care to say that again? ho?"🎃

𝓜𝓻. 𝓑𝓮𝓪𝓻 𝓢𝓾𝓲𝓽 @theteddiebear.bsky.social · 1d

“Hee-NO.”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

*GASP!*

🎃"Hee-ho!"🎃

𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 /// 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒏' 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅. @cloakedpowder.bsky.social · 1d

"Hee ho!"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Hee-ho-ho!!!"🎃

*And he's spinning around with joy in response!*

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 1d

“Hee-ho!”

He waved like one of the Frosts.

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Hee-ho?"🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🧊"WHAT WAS THAT!? HO!?"🧊

🎃"HO YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE NOW BUDD-HEE!"🎃

"Wow! This tastes awful!" @unbearableteddie.bsky.social · 1d

And for the record, Hee Ho is bear-ly even a catch phrase!

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🧊"Ho god, there's TWO OF THEM!?"🧊

🎃"Double the Teddies, double the depression, ho... fetch me the alcohol again..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"Ho? like the hee-horde?"🎃

🧊"Geez, I WISH that could hee-happen!"🧊

𝐀𝐦𝐢𝐠𝐚 @teenagemonkeyidol.bsky.social · 1d

“Hee-hoo apocalypse when?”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🎃"...Hee-hell is real and we're living in it..."🧊

ᴛʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇʀꜱ ᴠɪ - ᴋᴜᴊɪᴋᴀᴡᴀ @navigatoridol.bsky.social · 1d

“I’m afraid so...”

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 1d

🧊"Ho god, there's TWO OF THEM!?"🧊

🎃"Double the Teddies, double the depression, ho... fetch me the alcohol again..."🎃

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🧊"Well... hee-how about we explore another one? to make up for this disappointing one!"🧊

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🧊"...Geez, that robot bear thing is giving me-hee Deja vu..."🧊

🧊"Like I SWEAR I've seen them be-hee-fore!"🧊

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🎃"That sounds lame, ho..."🎃

🧊"Isn't the hee-whole point of a dungeon to find loot?"🧊

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 4d

🧊"Ho sweet lucifer!"🧊

*That certainly surprised Jack Frost...*

🧊"I-I don't think the shooting was... needed, ho..."🧊

𝐀𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐬 /// 𝑳𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒏' 𝑳𝒐𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅. @cloakedpowder.bsky.social · 4d

"Why is everyone yelling? It's too early for this."

She shoots a few times in the air.

BANG- KRAKOW!!!

"Shaddup!"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 6d

🧊"Hmm, I dunno-ho.... parties are more Pyro Jack's thing, especiall-hee this time of year... and..."🧊

🎃"DID SOMEBOD-HEE SAY A PARTY!? HO!?"🎃

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 6d

"Hee-ho. Oh! Right.

There's a party going on. Want to join?"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 6d

🧊"...Hee-Ho?"🧊

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 6d

🧊"...Hee-Ho?"🧊

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 6d

🎃"Aye aye captain! ho! no-ho Ragnarok whatsoever!"🎃

Majjy @mujuraofchaos.bsky.social · 6d

"Thank you. I hope, if he meets you, that he treats both of you with kindness."

He pats the Jack Bros. on their heads.

"And, Pyro. No using Ragnarok recklessly. Got it?"

𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 𝓕𝓡𝓞𝓢𝓣 + 𝓟𝓨𝓡𝓞 𝓙𝓐𝓒𝓚 @h33totheh0.bsky.social · 6d

🎃"...Ho-kay, we'll make sure not to upset him then..."🎃

🧊"We-hee promise! ho!"🧊