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Just burned 39 hours of my life playing Power Wash Simulator 2.

Fun game.

Needed the distraction.

Now I need to figure out getting a new laptop when I can't afford to buy one... :/ fuck.
November 8, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Nailed it.

3 node K3s virtual cluster
running 1 web app
port forwarded so my machine can access it

Sidenote: Spelling mistakes, suck balls.
October 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Got a 3 node Kubernetes cluster working but fighting with YAML is really bringing the rage

“Unknown field in spec.template.spec.containers”
“error converting YAML to JSON: YAML: line blah blah blah”
“Mapping values not allowed in this context”

YAML is ‘great’
October 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Yay high score!!

What do I win?...
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Downloading 24,000+ screenshots to free up space on your phone counts as ‘good data management’ … rite?
October 25, 2025 at 9:31 AM
'Oh man your music is sick'

Me: Yeah I know, got all the classics; Gorillaz, Rob Bailey and the Hustle Standard, Stones, SOAD, LP, Lizzo, Slipknot

'what was that last one?'

Me: Slipknot(?)

'No the one before?'

Me: Oh Linkin Park!

'No the other one?'

Me: System Of A Down(?)
October 11, 2025 at 9:24 AM
Oh god, it’s @scott.hanselman.com and @markrussinovich.bsky.social in cartoon form 🤣🤣🤣
September 23, 2025 at 9:42 AM
September 9, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Yes, I am Forklift Certified:
August 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Rolled back to iOS 18.6

That 26 Public Beta is hot garbage juice.
August 10, 2025 at 10:13 AM
It would be a terrible time to put reverse shell code into identification images in the ‘UK’ right now…

Oh, crap. I shouldn’t have said UK.

Oh, crap, I shouldn’t have said identification images.

Oh crap! I certainly shouldn’t have said reverse shell!
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July 27, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Thank you. I am blessed and honoured to receive this.
July 24, 2025 at 12:29 AM
🚨🚨🚨 CRITICAL: 3 Cisco ISE vulnerabilities (CVSS 10.0) allow complete network takeover

No authentication needed. Root access granted.

Patch NOW:

ISE 3.3 → Patch 7
ISE 3.4 → Patch 2

CVE-2025-20281
CVE-2025-20282
CVE-2025-20337
July 21, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Leeroy Jenkins!

Is 20 years old!!!

👴
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July 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Only Anakin Skywalker knows how it feels to be alive in Yorkshire during a heatwave.
July 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
I think we can all agree that the best web browser out of all of them is;

The one in here 👉😶

✅ Infinite entertainment
✅ No ads
✅ Advanced AGI
✅ Meme creation
✅ Themes
✅ “Incognito browsing” mode
✅ 8K 3D UHD
✅ Infinite History

And then there’s Brave ⚡️💥🍦
July 9, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Finally, the age of man, ends!

x.com/jack/status/...
July 8, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Built a working local hosted PBX, multiple machines can connect and talk with each other.... now to figure out 'external' calling and getting it into the cloud.

Oh I got a new job too ;)
July 4, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Body: Hey you know what you haven't been plagued by recently?

Me: What now?

Body: Tonsilitis.

Me: Oh come on...

Body: You feel your throat getting tighter?

Me: ...

Body: Difficulty swallowing?

Body: Rip and Tear baby, Rip and Tear!
July 1, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Bit of a longshot and cross posting this on all my socials..

Do I know anyone at @microsoftlearn.bsky.social regarding bulk purchase of certification exams? i.e. buying multiple exams and taking them over the period of say a year?
June 26, 2025 at 11:50 AM
June 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Cisco Certified Ethical Hacker an Honest Review

www.ha3ks.com/posts/20062025
Cisco Certified Ethical Hacker an Honest Review - Dan Murray
www.ha3ks.com
June 20, 2025 at 12:47 PM