Jay Campbell
@habeassnarkus.bsky.social
Here's to a Tar Heel football season to forget. In better news, ANCHOR DOWN!
November 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Here's to a Tar Heel football season to forget. In better news, ANCHOR DOWN!
Forgot to mention, Bill Belichick's coat is part of the Missy Misdemeanor Elliott collection. Available at fine haberdashers. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Forgot to mention, Bill Belichick's coat is part of the Missy Misdemeanor Elliott collection. Available at fine haberdashers. #Carolluminati
The 'Nati are headed for the exits at Gimghoul. Lombardi is handing out typewritten notes of apology. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 3:40 AM
The 'Nati are headed for the exits at Gimghoul. Lombardi is handing out typewritten notes of apology. #Carolluminati
It takes one hell of a well-coached team to pick up three penalties on a single play. Lombardi explains to the 'Nati that it's all a process. He's promptly pelted with half-eaten wedges of camembert cheese. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It takes one hell of a well-coached team to pick up three penalties on a single play. Lombardi explains to the 'Nati that it's all a process. He's promptly pelted with half-eaten wedges of camembert cheese. #Carolluminati
A donnybrook! Larry Fedora, who apparently snuck into the 'Ghoul through the service entrance, is yelling "Their team celebrating and our team celebrating!" #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 2:57 AM
A donnybrook! Larry Fedora, who apparently snuck into the 'Ghoul through the service entrance, is yelling "Their team celebrating and our team celebrating!" #Carolluminati
John Bunting has made an appearance. He keeps running around shouting "4-2!" and moving his hands up and down. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 2:39 AM
John Bunting has made an appearance. He keeps running around shouting "4-2!" and moving his hands up and down. #Carolluminati
The Carolluminati crowd trudges into the Kay Kyser Lounge for the halftime entertainment -- Jordon's adult cheerleading team, sponsored by Hims. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 2:09 AM
The Carolluminati crowd trudges into the Kay Kyser Lounge for the halftime entertainment -- Jordon's adult cheerleading team, sponsored by Hims. #Carolluminati
I overheard Pablo Torre referring to the progress of "Operation Phaedra" with Bubba. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I overheard Pablo Torre referring to the progress of "Operation Phaedra" with Bubba. #Carolluminati
Something's brewing here at Gimghoul. I just spotted Pablo Torre. He and Bubba are backslapping and laughing. Curious. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Something's brewing here at Gimghoul. I just spotted Pablo Torre. He and Bubba are backslapping and laughing. Curious. #Carolluminati
Touchdown Carolina! The 'Nati clink their crystal goblets of Dom Perignon and give a hearty "Huzzah!" Except for Steve Newmark, who yells "THAT'S RACIN'!" #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Touchdown Carolina! The 'Nati clink their crystal goblets of Dom Perignon and give a hearty "Huzzah!" Except for Steve Newmark, who yells "THAT'S RACIN'!" #Carolluminati
First quarter end here at Gimghoul. The 'Nati are lining up for the free Weygovy shots from Smith Center floor sponsor Novo Nordisk. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 1:13 AM
First quarter end here at Gimghoul. The 'Nati are lining up for the free Weygovy shots from Smith Center floor sponsor Novo Nordisk. #Carolluminati
Judge Allen Baddour just arrived. UNC general counsel Paul Newton gave him a wink and said "thanks for handling the Orange County traffic violation docket." #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Judge Allen Baddour just arrived. UNC general counsel Paul Newton gave him a wink and said "thanks for handling the Orange County traffic violation docket." #Carolluminati
Touchdown Pack. The 'Nati were still settling in to their overstuffed club chairs in the Kay Kyser Lounge and had little reaction. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Touchdown Pack. The 'Nati were still settling in to their overstuffed club chairs in the Kay Kyser Lounge and had little reaction. #Carolluminati
Just notice that John Preyer has cornered Scott Forbes and is threatening that if the Diamond Heels don't win the CWS this year, he's going to bring in Tony La Russa to manage the team. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Just notice that John Preyer has cornered Scott Forbes and is threatening that if the Diamond Heels don't win the CWS this year, he's going to bring in Tony La Russa to manage the team. #Carolluminati
Everyone here at Gimghoul is on tenterhooks. There hasn't been this much excitement for a Heels-Pack football game since the 1999 Torbush-Cain "loser gets fired" game in Charlotte. #Carolluminati
November 30, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Everyone here at Gimghoul is on tenterhooks. There hasn't been this much excitement for a Heels-Pack football game since the 1999 Torbush-Cain "loser gets fired" game in Charlotte. #Carolluminati
We interrupt this Carolluminati broadcast to say: ANCHOR DOWN!
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
We interrupt this Carolluminati broadcast to say: ANCHOR DOWN!
The big screens in the Lawrence Taylor Rumpus Room are tuned into the Vandy-Tennessee game to show that you can win -- and win big -- in college football, even at a school with little football tradition, by hiring a coaching staff that actually knows something about college football. #Carolluminati
November 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The big screens in the Lawrence Taylor Rumpus Room are tuned into the Vandy-Tennessee game to show that you can win -- and win big -- in college football, even at a school with little football tradition, by hiring a coaching staff that actually knows something about college football. #Carolluminati
bit of a mess here at Gimghoul. One of the valets, while attempting to park Steve Newmark's RFK Racing Number 6 Ford, lost control and smashed into Lee Roberts' 1939 Mercedes Benz 770. #Carolluminati.
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
bit of a mess here at Gimghoul. One of the valets, while attempting to park Steve Newmark's RFK Racing Number 6 Ford, lost control and smashed into Lee Roberts' 1939 Mercedes Benz 770. #Carolluminati.
I just arrived at Gimghoul to find the balloon arch mercifully removed, but Chief Revenue Officer Rick Barakat supervising installation of a sign reading "Welcome to Hunt Brothers Pizza Gimghoul Castle." #Carolluminati
November 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I just arrived at Gimghoul to find the balloon arch mercifully removed, but Chief Revenue Officer Rick Barakat supervising installation of a sign reading "Welcome to Hunt Brothers Pizza Gimghoul Castle." #Carolluminati
🎶It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A🎶
November 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
🎶It's fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A🎶
Another update from the 'Ghoul. Someone has festooned the Peter Golenbock Media Room - which, for some reason, has a sign calling it the Cokie Roberts Media Room - with a ridiculous (but apparently expensive) balloon arch. #Carolluminati
November 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Another update from the 'Ghoul. Someone has festooned the Peter Golenbock Media Room - which, for some reason, has a sign calling it the Cokie Roberts Media Room - with a ridiculous (but apparently expensive) balloon arch. #Carolluminati
Another call from Chief Thompson, who arrived to find a "Get ready for five in a row!" banner draped over the Gimghoul entrance. The culprit? Mack Brown, who knows all about a five-year losing streak to State. Thompson released Mack to Sally's custody. #Carolluminati
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Another call from Chief Thompson, who arrived to find a "Get ready for five in a row!" banner draped over the Gimghoul entrance. The culprit? Mack Brown, who knows all about a five-year losing streak to State. Thompson released Mack to Sally's custody. #Carolluminati
Got a call from Chief of Security Donnie Thompson. He is at Gimghoul to supervise deliveries for tomorrow's festivities (theme: "We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999!"). The 'Ghoul is trashed. It seems Jordon Hudson and Jen Belichick have escalated their verbal feud to a physical one.
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Got a call from Chief of Security Donnie Thompson. He is at Gimghoul to supervise deliveries for tomorrow's festivities (theme: "We're Gonna Party Like It's 1999!"). The 'Ghoul is trashed. It seems Jordon Hudson and Jen Belichick have escalated their verbal feud to a physical one.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Tryptophan puppy
November 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Tryptophan puppy