HaiYaDa
@haiyada1.bsky.social
"sure i let my dog drive, but she's never ever off leash." - GL
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HaiYaDa
@haiyada1.bsky.social
· Dec 1
late night BSky.
Buster was out late one evening walking his pups, when all of a sudden, just like that, he too turned into a dog! whoa! 😳
Buster was out late one evening walking his pups, when all of a sudden, just like that, he too turned into a dog! whoa! 😳
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how do you include your furbabies over the holidays?
how do you include your furbabies over the holidays?
November 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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how do you include your furbabies over the holidays?
how do you include your furbabies over the holidays?
late night BSky.
a story in three parts:
a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
after the first seven years the elders
bring him back and ask for his two words.
"cold floors" is what he says.
they nod and send him away.
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a story in three parts:
a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
after the first seven years the elders
bring him back and ask for his two words.
"cold floors" is what he says.
they nod and send him away.
1/3
November 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
late night BSky.
a story in three parts:
a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
after the first seven years the elders
bring him back and ask for his two words.
"cold floors" is what he says.
they nod and send him away.
1/3
a story in three parts:
a guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
after the first seven years the elders
bring him back and ask for his two words.
"cold floors" is what he says.
they nod and send him away.
1/3
late night BSky.
a story in three parts:
a rabbit goes to a church and asks
the priest, "do you have any carrots?"
"no, my child," says the priest. "we don't have any carrots here."
the next day the rabbit returns and asks, "do you have any carrots?"
"no my child," the priest says, a little
1/3
a story in three parts:
a rabbit goes to a church and asks
the priest, "do you have any carrots?"
"no, my child," says the priest. "we don't have any carrots here."
the next day the rabbit returns and asks, "do you have any carrots?"
"no my child," the priest says, a little
1/3
November 29, 2025 at 1:30 AM
late night BSky.
a story in three parts:
a rabbit goes to a church and asks
the priest, "do you have any carrots?"
"no, my child," says the priest. "we don't have any carrots here."
the next day the rabbit returns and asks, "do you have any carrots?"
"no my child," the priest says, a little
1/3
a story in three parts:
a rabbit goes to a church and asks
the priest, "do you have any carrots?"
"no, my child," says the priest. "we don't have any carrots here."
the next day the rabbit returns and asks, "do you have any carrots?"
"no my child," the priest says, a little
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my pup, post bedtime massage, looking like a very happy turkey.
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
my pup, post bedtime massage, looking like a very happy turkey.
Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate!
i hope your day tomorrow of filled with love, good food, family, friends, and happiness!
i hope your day tomorrow of filled with love, good food, family, friends, and happiness!
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to all who celebrate!
i hope your day tomorrow of filled with love, good food, family, friends, and happiness!
i hope your day tomorrow of filled with love, good food, family, friends, and happiness!
i was looking all over the house for my pup. couldn't find her anywhere.
i called out but she didn't make a peep.
this is where i found her. 🤣
she loves having her feet washed after a hike or stroll through the neighborhood.
i called out but she didn't make a peep.
this is where i found her. 🤣
she loves having her feet washed after a hike or stroll through the neighborhood.
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 AM
i was looking all over the house for my pup. couldn't find her anywhere.
i called out but she didn't make a peep.
this is where i found her. 🤣
she loves having her feet washed after a hike or stroll through the neighborhood.
i called out but she didn't make a peep.
this is where i found her. 🤣
she loves having her feet washed after a hike or stroll through the neighborhood.
late night BSky.
a story in two parts:
a businessman walked into a bar and ordered a beer. as he was sipping his drink he heard a little voice say, "nice tie."
he looked around, but there was nobody.
a few minutes later, he heard "beautiful shirt."
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a story in two parts:
a businessman walked into a bar and ordered a beer. as he was sipping his drink he heard a little voice say, "nice tie."
he looked around, but there was nobody.
a few minutes later, he heard "beautiful shirt."
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November 27, 2025 at 2:35 AM
late night BSky.
a story in two parts:
a businessman walked into a bar and ordered a beer. as he was sipping his drink he heard a little voice say, "nice tie."
he looked around, but there was nobody.
a few minutes later, he heard "beautiful shirt."
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a story in two parts:
a businessman walked into a bar and ordered a beer. as he was sipping his drink he heard a little voice say, "nice tie."
he looked around, but there was nobody.
a few minutes later, he heard "beautiful shirt."
1/2
late night BSky.
Q: what is a dyslexic zombie's favourite food?
A: brians.
Q: what is a dyslexic zombie's favourite food?
A: brians.
November 27, 2025 at 2:26 AM
late night BSky.
Q: what is a dyslexic zombie's favourite food?
A: brians.
Q: what is a dyslexic zombie's favourite food?
A: brians.
late night BSky.
a man goes to see his doctor.
"something's wrong with me doc. my farts don't smell."
"really? try popping one out now."
fffaaaarrrrrttt!!
"hmm, looks like you're you're going to need surgery."
"on my ass?" says the man quite concerned.
"no. on your nose, ya bastard."
a man goes to see his doctor.
"something's wrong with me doc. my farts don't smell."
"really? try popping one out now."
fffaaaarrrrrttt!!
"hmm, looks like you're you're going to need surgery."
"on my ass?" says the man quite concerned.
"no. on your nose, ya bastard."
November 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
late night BSky.
a man goes to see his doctor.
"something's wrong with me doc. my farts don't smell."
"really? try popping one out now."
fffaaaarrrrrttt!!
"hmm, looks like you're you're going to need surgery."
"on my ass?" says the man quite concerned.
"no. on your nose, ya bastard."
a man goes to see his doctor.
"something's wrong with me doc. my farts don't smell."
"really? try popping one out now."
fffaaaarrrrrttt!!
"hmm, looks like you're you're going to need surgery."
"on my ass?" says the man quite concerned.
"no. on your nose, ya bastard."
i vacuumed, dusted, did three loads of laundry including all my pup's blankets etc, cleaned the bathroom, and changed the sheets on the bed.
i'm really excited about crawling into bed tonight after a long bath.😁
simple pleasures.
i'm really excited about crawling into bed tonight after a long bath.😁
simple pleasures.
November 26, 2025 at 4:12 AM
i vacuumed, dusted, did three loads of laundry including all my pup's blankets etc, cleaned the bathroom, and changed the sheets on the bed.
i'm really excited about crawling into bed tonight after a long bath.😁
simple pleasures.
i'm really excited about crawling into bed tonight after a long bath.😁
simple pleasures.
late night BSky.
Black Friday sale, when tennis balls are 70% off.
Black Friday sale, when tennis balls are 70% off.
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
late night BSky.
Black Friday sale, when tennis balls are 70% off.
Black Friday sale, when tennis balls are 70% off.
late night BSky.
Gladys was tasked with looking after her granddaughter's turtle for the weekend.
Herbert, on the other hand, was not amused.
Gladys was tasked with looking after her granddaughter's turtle for the weekend.
Herbert, on the other hand, was not amused.
November 26, 2025 at 4:02 AM
late night BSky.
Gladys was tasked with looking after her granddaughter's turtle for the weekend.
Herbert, on the other hand, was not amused.
Gladys was tasked with looking after her granddaughter's turtle for the weekend.
Herbert, on the other hand, was not amused.
late night BSky.
a priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
the nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?"
"i'm probably a type O," said the rabbit.
a priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
the nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?"
"i'm probably a type O," said the rabbit.
November 26, 2025 at 3:56 AM
late night BSky.
a priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
the nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?"
"i'm probably a type O," said the rabbit.
a priest, a pastor and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood.
the nurse asked the rabbit, "what's your blood type?"
"i'm probably a type O," said the rabbit.
late night BSky.
Gladys had had enough of the Kansas/Arkansas shenanigans and filed a formal petition to either:
rename Kansas "Kan-saw"
or
rename Arkansas "Arkan-sass"
Gladys had had enough of the Kansas/Arkansas shenanigans and filed a formal petition to either:
rename Kansas "Kan-saw"
or
rename Arkansas "Arkan-sass"
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
late night BSky.
Gladys had had enough of the Kansas/Arkansas shenanigans and filed a formal petition to either:
rename Kansas "Kan-saw"
or
rename Arkansas "Arkan-sass"
Gladys had had enough of the Kansas/Arkansas shenanigans and filed a formal petition to either:
rename Kansas "Kan-saw"
or
rename Arkansas "Arkan-sass"
late night BSky.
is it the "s" or the"c" that's silent in the word "scent"?
is it the "s" or the"c" that's silent in the word "scent"?
November 26, 2025 at 3:43 AM
late night BSky.
is it the "s" or the"c" that's silent in the word "scent"?
is it the "s" or the"c" that's silent in the word "scent"?
late night BSky
a story in two parts:
a king summoned three of his most loyal people to a meeting.
the king looked at the first man, named Rand.
"Rand, kiss my hand," he ordered.
Rand obeyed him and kissed his hand.
the king looked at the second person, named Lee.
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a story in two parts:
a king summoned three of his most loyal people to a meeting.
the king looked at the first man, named Rand.
"Rand, kiss my hand," he ordered.
Rand obeyed him and kissed his hand.
the king looked at the second person, named Lee.
1/2
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
late night BSky
a story in two parts:
a king summoned three of his most loyal people to a meeting.
the king looked at the first man, named Rand.
"Rand, kiss my hand," he ordered.
Rand obeyed him and kissed his hand.
the king looked at the second person, named Lee.
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a story in two parts:
a king summoned three of his most loyal people to a meeting.
the king looked at the first man, named Rand.
"Rand, kiss my hand," he ordered.
Rand obeyed him and kissed his hand.
the king looked at the second person, named Lee.
1/2
late night BSky.
Gladys went to an archeology party where they were uncovering a lower human leg.
apparently it was quite the shindig.
Gladys went to an archeology party where they were uncovering a lower human leg.
apparently it was quite the shindig.
November 25, 2025 at 2:32 AM
late night BSky.
Gladys went to an archeology party where they were uncovering a lower human leg.
apparently it was quite the shindig.
Gladys went to an archeology party where they were uncovering a lower human leg.
apparently it was quite the shindig.
late night BSky.
tequila may not fix your life,
but it's worth a shot.
tequila may not fix your life,
but it's worth a shot.
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
late night BSky.
tequila may not fix your life,
but it's worth a shot.
tequila may not fix your life,
but it's worth a shot.
late night BSky.
Q: what's the opposite of formaldehyde?
A: casual Jekyll.
Q: what's the opposite of formaldehyde?
A: casual Jekyll.
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
late night BSky.
Q: what's the opposite of formaldehyde?
A: casual Jekyll.
Q: what's the opposite of formaldehyde?
A: casual Jekyll.
dogs are proof that love doesn't need words.
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November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM
dogs are proof that love doesn't need words.
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