Hakase
@hakase4295.bsky.social
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PI by day, pro-wrestler by night! Adventures of another life, another place and another time. (`・ω・´) http://rikutonyanase.carrd.co/ https://nekopuro.carrd.co/ @hakase4295 on twitter!
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hakase4295.bsky.social
Bookwormish, ruin-spelunking and relic-hunting PI by day, pro-wrestler by night, Shaftiel (ring name: Neko) seeks his past while running an agency (and moonlighting at the occasional odd job; large gigs are hard to come by, after all, but being the champ in a league and the occasional model...)!
hakase4295.bsky.social
"WAIT, NO! NEKO'S ROLLED THROUGH AND... EGADS, WHAT A TURNABOUT! THE CHALLENGER'S TRAPPED!"

"Hah... hah... almost... Maybe if you'd spent less time showboating and focused instead on giving me the respect I'm due... But it's MY turn now!"

"L- let go!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
Content as he was belittling and rubbing in just how dire the situation was instead of actually putting the champ down for good, Dyn leaves an opening... that Neko, having had a moment to regain his senses and channel his anger, gladly exploits as he snaps...
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"THR-!!! WAIT, NO, NEKO GOT A SHOULDER UP! DYN'S SHOCKED! HE CLEARLY THOUGHT HE HAD THIS ONE IN THE BAG!"

"Grr... persistent one, aren't you? But you're going nowhere!!!"

"HE'S STRUGGLING, BUT THE KING IS RAPIDLY FADING! IS ENDING ON A KO OR A TAP OUT?!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
A roll of a shoulder at the count of 2.9, just barely, barely breaking the pin... but Neko's not out of the woods as he leaps out of the pan and into the fire with Dyn bearing down on him, intent clear as day to close things out once and for all!
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"NEKO'S OUT COLD! WHAT A CHANCE FOR THE CHALLENGER TO PUT AWAY THE KING FOR GOOD! BUT... WHAT'S THIS?! INSTEAD OF HOOKING A LEG HE'S CHOSEN... A COCKY PIN?! WILL DYN REGRET THIS?!"

"Count 'im, ref... he's going nowhere. Your reign is over, Neko! MY age is come!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
The dust settles... as Dyn rests a foot upon the fallen King! The ref counts... 

"ONE!"  

"Your face... a throne that's MINE!"

"TWO!!!"

"IS THIS IT FOR THE KING?!?!"

"T-!!!"
hakase4295.bsky.social
"Ready to give up, Neko?!"

"N- NEVER!!!"

"FINE. Your funeral, then! TIME FOR A RIDE, NEKO!!!"

"NEKO'S LANDED A COUPLE OF GOOD ELBOWS TO THE CHALLENGER'S GUT! IS HE- EGADS! IT'S DYN'S FINISHER! THE ROYAL CUTTER!!! IS THIS IT FOR THE KING!?"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
Elbows to the gut, responded to with a blow to the back of the head and a move most brutal by Dyn... things are not looking good for Neko!
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thistlekatt.bsky.social
Long time no birb! Birb birb! ✨️

Thank you @hakase4295.bsky.social

On the VGen as usual!

#tiskattart #vgen #vgencomm #art #artcommission #hsr #honkaistarrail #vtuber #vsky #ych
Hakasebirb in deep red and black and blue eyes, wearing a red waistcoat Nekobirb in deep red and blacks, with blue eyes, red sunglasses, showing off cool red tattoos on its body
hakase4295.bsky.social
"THE KING'S IN DANGER, FOLKS! DYN HAS A POINT ON THE CHAMP AND NEKO'S STRUGGLING TO RECOVER FROM THAT FALL!"

"... Not bad. But it's far from over!"

"Oh yeah? You're looking pretty gassed out there, your majesty... looks like a new age is upon us!"

@xivlynx.bsky.social
#hakasess
(A new match begins with Neko facing off against Dyn... One fall down in a 2-out-of-3 falls match... and struggling to even stand... is this it for the King?!)
hakase4295.bsky.social
"Heh, sloppy! I could see it coming from a mile away! Ready or not, it's MY turn now!" 😏

(He may not be the fastest or the strongest, but you bet he has the technical finesse to stand toe-to-toe with any foe... And triumph over them! A magnificent piece by @A3_xxxx!)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
Front page model? Front page model!

(Or, him, and his various shenanigans just to keep the lights on at his PI agency... as envisioned by @phrontomiqo.bsky.social 😂 Thank you for the sweet edit!)

#hakasess
#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
“Excuse me, I don't suppose you've seen either hide or hair… well, tail of this winsome specimen, have you?”

(Or, he hath come to ask you about the missing cat last seen in your neighbourhood. What doth thouest sayeth? An absolutely enthralling portrait of him by @sring-s2.bsky.social)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
"What's the matter, Kyo? Tapping out already? Nuh uh uh... Use your words. None of that pitiful whimpering. Say it. Or perhaps you actually like it. Junior down there certainly does."

Magnificent fanart by @hiranyan.bsky.social, inspired by @prettyhyur.bsky.social's tantalising pose!🫣🥺

#hakaseart
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Sometimes he moonlights as a gravure model... especially when his services of his private eye are in short demand 😅

(Or, an exceptionally soft and fuwafuwa (... or mofumofu?) depiction of him by @haruno__710!)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
彼を描くのを楽しんでいただけたと伺えて、本当に光栄です! これから先もとても楽しみです!^^
hakase4295.bsky.social
改めて、彼をこんなにも壮麗に描いてくださりありがとうございます! その体格やバランスが本当に見事で、筋肉や髪の描き方がとても素晴らしかったです。彩色も美しく仕上げてくださって、本当に感激しました!🥰
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"Jemsuuuuu~ ready for a ride?!" ◉⁠‿⁠◉
"Wait, wha-" (⁠╬⁠☉⁠д⁠⊙⁠)⁠⊰⁠⊹ฺ

(Or, a traditional summer greeting, frowned upon by lifeguards all over... (warning: do not try at home) A buzzer beater with manager-san @jemsffxiv.bsky.social to round off summer shenanigans! 😎☺️)

#hakasess
hakase4295.bsky.social
"Think you can take us on!?"

(Or, Summer never ends 🏝️🐈🐈‍⬛🌅 (w/ Catboyz unit-mate @seinLff14!))
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"Huh, already over? And here I thought you'd put up more of a fight..." (An absolutely phenomenal and impactful piece of him by @8ruakira! 🥰😍)

「えっ、もう終わり? もっと粘ってくれると思ってたのに……」(@8ruakira さんによる圧倒的で心に響く素晴らしい作品!🥰😍)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
"Hear that roar of the crowd? Those cheers of my name? I'm coming for you, *chump*, and there's nothing you can do to stop me, or my rise! You're. NEXT!!!"

(Or, an incredible portrayal of him, calling out to his fans at the close of a match by @akadashipopo on skeb! 🥰)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
"You can count to 20, ref... This jobber's *done*! He's not. Going. Anywhere!!!"

(Or, my take on a silly trend that's been floating around... using a delicious pose by @xivlynx.bsky.social as a base and featuring jobber extraordinaire, @prettyhyur.bsky.social 😈😏😝)

#hakasess
hakase4295.bsky.social
←For my sanity
For my insanity→

(Or, "Looks like all's well at the pool!" 😌/ "How about I let you gulp down a couple more mouthfuls of water, hmm?" 😈

A silly trend that inspired @jemsffxiv.bsky.social and, in turn, inspired me! XD)

#hakasess
hakase4295.bsky.social
Through a judicious use of 'checkpoints' and leapfrogs... We made it to the top! 😆

(Or, just him, with a certain purple brat of a catte... Enjoying the celebratory summer view from up on high! 🌅🐈‍⬛🐈)

@camyaxiv.bsky.social
#hakasess
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toumator18.bsky.social
CM for @hakase4295.bsky.social
Thank you so much for commissioning me!

#nsfwart
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shiransfw.bsky.social
Here's a lil time lapse on how I drew @hakase4295.bsky.social's comm~

the original timelapse vid was almost 9 and a half minutes long, but I had to speed it up to fit bsky's upload limit XD
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"Hah... hah... I've got you now, Neko!" 😡
"Heh... have you, now, really...? 😈

(Or, Neko... in a pinch and grounded by @xivlynx.bsky.social? Or...?! Our lads, most beautifully drawn in @Yueshengshi (on Vgen)'s absolutely gorgeous style! 🥵🥰🫠)

#hakaseart
hakase4295.bsky.social
"... And your winner, and number one contender for the belt, NEKO!!!"

("Upstart", they called him. And so one he would be as he blazed through the league, paving his ascension to the top with his foes' broken and beaten bodies... A pivotal moment, magnificently rendered by @comcomhey.bsky.social !)