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The Halfway Post
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Graffiti news. Halfway true comedy and satire by Dash MacIntyre—I don't report the facts, I improve them. Comedy is cathartic in fascist eras such as ours. Check out my Linktree: https://linktr.ee/dashmacintyre
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 13h
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening that if he doesn’t get the Nobel Peace Prize this year he’ll quit trying to end the wars in Ukraine and Gaza.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 3d
BREAKING: Donald Trump claims this is “Joe Biden’s shutdown.”
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING: A company that makes Stephen Miller Halloween costumes just sold out in one day because of how creepy he is.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING: A company that makes Stephen Miller Halloween costumes just sold out in one day because of how creepy he is.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 4d
BREAKING: A rural hospital in California is handing out MAGA hats to every patient who loses their healthcare coverage because of GOP budget cuts.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 4d
He's getting desperate to bury the Epstein files!
Trump Hopes His "War On Christmas" Can Distract From The Epstein Files
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 6d
Reminder
Republicans Could Stop The Chaos
Imagine the political and cultural power that could be obtained by a small handful of sane Republican senators who sincerely understand everything is going wrong with our democracy under Donald Trump’...
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 7d
BREAKING: Stephen Miller is reportedly worried Trump will stroke out and resign before he gets to do any medical testing in their concentration camps.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 10d
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth shared with all the generals an AI video of Donald Trump demonstrating the military fitness standards doing pushups, pull ups, and burpee squat jumps.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 10d
Flashback to Trump's lame duck era following his election loss to Joe Biden when he incited a coup attempt.
Remember January 6th? The Halfway Café Does!
As Donald Trump gets more fascist, take a walk down memory lane to see where his political egomania went off the rails.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 12d
Donald Trump Can No Longer Hide His Dementia
Yesterday, in a press conference, Donald Trump did the following:
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 12d
Imagine if Republicans met the moment.
Republicans Could Stop The Chaos
Imagine the political and cultural power that could be obtained by a small handful of sane Republican senators who sincerely understand everything is going wrong with our democracy under Donald Trump’...
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 14d
BREAKING: A petition asking Stephen Miller’s wife to never describe their sex life ever again now has 136 million signatures.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 14d
BREAKING: Pete Hegseth is reportedly going to record at his all-hands meeting with every general and admiral who wears fun military-themed socks and who doesn't.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
BREAKING: War Department officials reportedly keep giving Pete Hegseth water bottles filled with tequila and vodka hoping he relapses and goes on a bender that forces Trump to fire him.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
BREAKING: Democrats are reportedly offering Donald Trump a deal where, if he makes JD Vance resign and then appoints Kamala Harris as his VP before resigning himself, they won’t release the Epstein Files.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
BREAKING: Several D.C.-based artists are reportedly displaying dozens of small statues and graffiti depictions of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein holding hands all over the National Mall.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
Don't be too vindictive about it though ha
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 15d
The most annoying Christians are still here...
Grifting The Rapture
This week's Dadaist graffiti news headlines!
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 16d
BREAKING: Gay dating apps reportedly surged all day yesterday from Christians who were trying to get in one more gay hookup before the Rapture.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 16d
Feral teen girls torture Trump and Epstein in this new movie
A New Horror Film Depicts Trump And Epstein Getting Stranded And Tortured On An Island Of Sadistic Teen Girls
This is a sneak peak at Part I of the story!
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 16d
BREAKING: Thousands of protesters are reportedly calling their local Sinclair and Nextstar affiliates to play out loud the sound of gay pornography, Obama’s speeches, and the First Amendment read aloud.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 16d
BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly threatening Republicans that if the Epstein files are released he'll reveal all the GOP's closeted gays.
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The Halfway Post @halfwaypost.bsky.social · 16d
Serious thoughts from a satirist
This Week's News
10 serious thoughts because I'm not feeling up to being a Dadaist today. The first half are free, the second half are for paid subscribers.
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