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There’s another tall blonde teacher in my building and I guess the other day a kid asked her if she was my mom (she’s might be one year older than me) 😭😭😭
February 6, 2026 at 1:06 PM
There’s another tall blonde teacher in my building and I guess the other day a kid asked her if she was my mom (she’s might be one year older than me) 😭😭😭
The edible is hitting tonight I just referred to it as “the OJ race”
February 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
The edible is hitting tonight I just referred to it as “the OJ race”
What am I supposed to do with all these Super Ball cds my coworker gifted me??
February 6, 2026 at 12:37 AM
What am I supposed to do with all these Super Ball cds my coworker gifted me??
Today my 7th period got a little political (not my doing) and I hear one kid go “Tr*mps the worst person he’s got 34 felonies and he touches little kids” and I just sat down and listened like this
a man in a suit and tie drinking a green smoothie through a straw
ALT: a man in a suit and tie drinking a green smoothie through a straw
media.tenor.com
February 5, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Today my 7th period got a little political (not my doing) and I hear one kid go “Tr*mps the worst person he’s got 34 felonies and he touches little kids” and I just sat down and listened like this
Uhmmm the phrase is “devil-may-care”???
February 5, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Uhmmm the phrase is “devil-may-care”???
The best part about swim being done is I get to have dinner early enough so that I still have time for a snack before it’s bed time
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
The best part about swim being done is I get to have dinner early enough so that I still have time for a snack before it’s bed time
Seen at the local dive bar. Plus my contribution (the bar is owned by a cowboys fan)
February 2, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Seen at the local dive bar. Plus my contribution (the bar is owned by a cowboys fan)
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Steph said the Battle of Evermore sounds like a Billy Strings song and now I can’t not hear it 🪕
February 1, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Steph said the Battle of Evermore sounds like a Billy Strings song and now I can’t not hear it 🪕
At least the beer won’t get cold
January 31, 2026 at 6:04 PM
At least the beer won’t get cold
The gang does hockey
January 31, 2026 at 5:27 PM
The gang does hockey
Does Phish have Kevin Patulo writing their set lists now? Yikes
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Does Phish have Kevin Patulo writing their set lists now? Yikes
If I was in Mexico and got Blaze On opener into Bouncing into Evolve I would have hopped on the next plane out of there
January 31, 2026 at 1:44 AM
If I was in Mexico and got Blaze On opener into Bouncing into Evolve I would have hopped on the next plane out of there
Somehow my brother and I ended up at the Airbnb first…. Without the food and alcohol :(
January 31, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Somehow my brother and I ended up at the Airbnb first…. Without the food and alcohol :(
Just got the greatest compliment from my massage therapist! She said “you’re very well hydrated”. Yes, bitch, I am, tysm 🥰🥰🥰🥰
January 30, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Just got the greatest compliment from my massage therapist! She said “you’re very well hydrated”. Yes, bitch, I am, tysm 🥰🥰🥰🥰
Should be a really beautiful weekend for an outdoor hockey game
January 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Should be a really beautiful weekend for an outdoor hockey game
Swim season is over!!!! And I didn’t drown or strangle a single 13 year old boy!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Swim season is over!!!! And I didn’t drown or strangle a single 13 year old boy!!!!!
Something about the frigid cold just makes it absolutely beautiful outside
January 27, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Something about the frigid cold just makes it absolutely beautiful outside
This is my favorite way to spend the night
January 27, 2026 at 12:11 AM
This is my favorite way to spend the night
A midday edible was dangerous because now I’m more ravenous than after a 5,000 yard swim practice
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
A midday edible was dangerous because now I’m more ravenous than after a 5,000 yard swim practice
Nice day for a stroll
January 26, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Nice day for a stroll
Good morning, Kristi Noem is a fucking cunt
January 26, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Good morning, Kristi Noem is a fucking cunt
I hate how taunting is the penalty they're "cracking down on" like anyone's ever gotten CTE from taunting
January 26, 2026 at 2:01 AM
I hate how taunting is the penalty they're "cracking down on" like anyone's ever gotten CTE from taunting
Come on Sammy boy, now is not the time to see ghosts. I will nawt tune into the Super Bowl if it’s Pats/Rams 🤢
January 26, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Come on Sammy boy, now is not the time to see ghosts. I will nawt tune into the Super Bowl if it’s Pats/Rams 🤢
The most uninspiring path to the Super Bowl
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
The most uninspiring path to the Super Bowl