Greg
@halloimgreg.bsky.social
married cat dad
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
brooklyn
one time card game creator
www.poofthegame.com
I literally do not work out and can complete more pull ups than this man.
December 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I literally do not work out and can complete more pull ups than this man.
Just gonna do a mass ‘THANK YOU’ for the birthday wishes vs spamming the entire feed with individual replies. Love y’all
December 8, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Just gonna do a mass ‘THANK YOU’ for the birthday wishes vs spamming the entire feed with individual replies. Love y’all
Not bad for a dead bitch (someone who turned 34 today)
December 8, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Not bad for a dead bitch (someone who turned 34 today)
Going to big gay parties 2 weekends in a row. 2022 Greg wouldn’t recognize 2025 Greg.
December 8, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Going to big gay parties 2 weekends in a row. 2022 Greg wouldn’t recognize 2025 Greg.
my reading for this morning
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
my reading for this morning
Shorts and a tank is perfect acceptable going out wear in December
December 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Shorts and a tank is perfect acceptable going out wear in December
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hot and sexy people go to movie theaters btw
As Netflix confirms plans to buy Warner Bros. for $82.7 billion, the streaming service has said it expects shorter theatrical runs for movies in future "to meet the audience where they are, quicker." https://bit.ly/3XCvY8M
December 5, 2025 at 7:39 PM
hot and sexy people go to movie theaters btw
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They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announces another boat strike in response to a request/wish from Turning Point USA’s Andrew Kolvet.
December 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
They’re killing people as a twitter joke. It’s depraved. Can’t let yourself lose the capacity to be appalled and disgusted and outraged by this.
The way millennials (me, I’m millennials) used to post pictures like this on Facebook after a weekend in college.
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The way millennials (me, I’m millennials) used to post pictures like this on Facebook after a weekend in college.
Muting people’s stories who have me on close friends but never reply to my thirst responses for my own dignity’s sake.
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Muting people’s stories who have me on close friends but never reply to my thirst responses for my own dignity’s sake.
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This made me so fucking hard
Watch the first trailer for Ready or Not 2: Here I Come, starring Samara Weaving and Kathryn Newton 🩸
In theaters April 10, 2026.
In theaters April 10, 2026.
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
This made me so fucking hard
Do I go for round 2 tonight?
Edible consumed. Margarita and chicken tendies ordered. It’s a solo Alamo Drafthouse date-night kinda night. (Jake js traveling for work, I didn’t just leave him at home.)
December 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Do I go for round 2 tonight?
Edible consumed. Margarita and chicken tendies ordered. It’s a solo Alamo Drafthouse date-night kinda night. (Jake js traveling for work, I didn’t just leave him at home.)
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Edible consumed. Margarita and chicken tendies ordered. It’s a solo Alamo Drafthouse date-night kinda night. (Jake js traveling for work, I didn’t just leave him at home.)
T-Minus one week until I enter my mid-30’s
December 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
T-Minus one week until I enter my mid-30’s
Family’s gone. Now we can all be horny again.
November 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Family’s gone. Now we can all be horny again.
Almost missed thotsgiving
November 28, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Almost missed thotsgiving
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Either I’m a new addition to a longtime oomf’s close friends or him and his partner opened their relationship.
Genuine question- where the hell are these dog handlers purchasing their clothing?!
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Genuine question- where the hell are these dog handlers purchasing their clothing?!
Strongly recommend taking an edible and going to Lightscape at the Botanic Garden
a cartoon character from the orbots is standing in front of purple lights
ALT: a cartoon character from the orbots is standing in front of purple lights
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Strongly recommend taking an edible and going to Lightscape at the Botanic Garden
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LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
LAST DAY TO EARLY VOTE!!!!!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
Woke up with the energy of 1,000 Dolly Partons 💅🏼✨ A new poll has us just 2 points behind. It’s the LAST day to early vote! COLLEGE KIDS COMING HOME: hug your fam, kiss the dog, then find your polling place at iwillvote.com?utm_so.... Let’s flip TN-07!
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I’m guessing there’s no data about Twitter bc the person studying it killed themself
November 26, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m guessing there’s no data about Twitter bc the person studying it killed themself
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Getting very close to registering for a half marathon
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
November 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I truly cannot even begin to explain how unfunny it is to make jokes about trying to also hook up with my brother now that he lives in New York too.
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Pro: being able to walk immediately out of our apartment building and get on an R train to Astoria with no transfers.
Con: it’s 20 stops
Con: it’s 20 stops
All I’ll say is that it got it right.
November 21, 2025 at 10:30 PM
All I’ll say is that it got it right.