Violently stoned at the airport bar bonding with the very heterosexual middle aged man next to me over our love of Aperol Spritzes.

*he ordered a Mich Ultra because he didn’t trust they could make a good one here, he was right.

I’m bringing 2 suitcases and my backpack for my trip so I reallllly don’t want to take to the subway but it’s just so much quicker than taking a car nowadays with all the construction chaos at JFK.

That’s only 13 cold brews. Easy!

I mean…that’s not an issue for me.

Dunkin essentially doubling the number of points it takes to get a free cold brew is going to be my 13th reason.

Thank you for reminding me they went on sale.

I leave for 3 weeks of travel on Thursday and I am not ready in any facet of my life for it.

Yessss

2 bandaids cuz I’m a tuff boi

Just got double vaxxed and have a work offsite for the next 3 days.

Every Saturday morning I wake up and get to play pharmacist by organizing all my pills into their daily little holders like a proper little mentally ill gay boy.

Was going to log off early for the weekend and then I got a bombshell call at 4:02PM.

On October 3rd, I’m asking you to register to vote.

zohranfornyc.com/register

The gays are screwed

Just got told I had “BIG liberal energy” (derogatory) for beating someone handily while playing online Catan.

Time for everyone to start whining about boys with locked up wieners!

Got blocked for responding “oh, she’s masc” when someone told me they were watching Monday night football.