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‍‍‍ “You know, it's 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 to work in a 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚎𝚗𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝. ... But that's something 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘥 never understand.” ‍‍‍

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

“ Our most sincere condolences,
and I'm sorry you had to come
all this way...

but I'm afraid...

[ #KirbyRP #MVRP
#KirbyPlanetRobobotRP ]

... 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙮𝙚𝙙 .ᐟ.ᐟ ”

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 24

Of course she is~

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 24

Would you like a new one?

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

For the record, this was a disgraceful mistranslation. I hate my father and I don't plan on mechanizing any other planets or peoples (without consent).

A screenshot of Susie's pause screen bio from Kirby Star Allies. It reads:

"The company he built... I will bring it back!"
Cool and collected, Susie from Kirby: Planet Robobot is all business. Following in the footsteps of her employer, she uses science to advance her mission— mechanizing new planets and peoples.

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

Just about anything robotic or technological your heart desires!

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

Susie, head of the Haltmann Works Company~!

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

The Haltmann Works Company offers a wide variety of products. ♪

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

[ Heard the word "buy" and perked up like a cat seeing a bird ]

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

[ Eyebrow raise. Not that she has those but it's the eye shape. ]

Are you trying to insult a businesswoman for not playing video games?

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

[ Blinking cluelessly ]

The final boss of what?

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

Cosplay— 💢

Well!!! I guess I can't blame you for being primitive and clueless. We are awfully technologically advanced, after all.

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

Big city— I should be offended!! Intergalactic spaceship, is more like it.

I've never heard of a New York in my life.

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

... Susie, head of the Haltmann Works Company~!

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

I'm the cutest ever and everyone loves me. ♡

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— 𝓜𝘈𝘎𝘖𝘓𝘖𝘙 .ᐟ.ᐟ ☆ @shapeofaheart.bsky.social · Aug 21

HAL Laboratories doesn't want you to know this but this is what really happened when I got the Master Crown

A drawing of Meta Knight, Bandana Waddle Dee, King Dedede, and Kirby. Text next to King Dedede reads, "Whoa, he's bisexual, I didn't know that!"

A drawing of Crowned Magolor, holding up his hands, addressing the other four in the foreground. Text above him reads, "ALSO I'M BISEXUAL I forgot to announce that".

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

I do...

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 21

I heard ice cream mentioned from your general vicinity.

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

[ Big blue eyes blinking at her ]

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

] thats nuts. i had no idea she was real

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

[ Heard the words "ice cream" and perked up like a cat hearing a bird ]

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

] oh! and the attacks where he a) fires mini susie statues at you as exploding projectiles and b) straight up just shoots money. into the air. for fun

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

] his boss theme is called Crazy Rolling In Money . and one of his attacks is just Sending guys at you while he watches. from his fucking solid gold jewel encrusted mech suit

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

] Oh I'm Sure.

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

Right!! Lots of experience with those.

𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

] galacta knight solos the roaring knight

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𝑺𝘜𝘚𝘐𝘌 𝑯𝘈𝘓𝘛𝘔𝘈𝘕𝘕 ~ .ᐟ @haltmannworksco.bsky.social · Aug 20

Anyway! What were we talking about?