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Jo 🧅 they/them 🧅 25+ 🧅 MDNI 🧅 🇰🇷 🧅 anti-genAI

Rotating rotisserie hamster over the spitfire of hell

Proceed no further. Heed this warning. There is no honour. Just horny blasphemy

I have nothing to promote and no money. I'm here to be unhinged with pals
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The writers very obvious very cool and awesome fetishes
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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ultima thule
November 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Sometimes I need an IV to inject a song directly into my veins
November 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
There's a raging boner in my heart at all times and I've named her whimsy
November 23, 2025 at 8:17 PM
While manicure is equipped I gain

+1 defence
+2 attack
+3 confidence
November 23, 2025 at 8:01 PM
At all times I am approximately 10 seconds away from making out with my besties sloppy style
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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My Dungeon Meshi charms that are available for purchase in my shop!
#dungeonmeshi #merch
etsy.com/listing/1719986873
October 18, 2024 at 6:39 PM
I LOOOOOOVE finance but I hate sales and I have a conscience so I wanted to find a job that could blend my expertise and interest in money with my desire to help people and I'm so glad I found this niche role that lets me do that.
November 23, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I didn't like being a financial advisor because I was a cog in the machine and I hate sales

I now work with people in debt and work with people who are struggling to get out of debt. I feel super satisfied being able to make a tangible difference in people's lives
What’s the lore behind choosing your career path ?
November 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Got my nails done today and a friend is going to let me talk to them about finance

This is the best day ever
November 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
You ever read a book about your culture and cry because it's so beautiful
November 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Okay I'm going to go to my local salon and pamper myself tomorrow.
November 22, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Me: I'm not femme

Also me: if I don't get my nails done I will literally die
November 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
If I don't get a manicure by the end of the weekend I will shrivel away and die
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I want my first paycheck so bad
November 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I get an hour long break

I should bring my switch in to work
November 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I still can't believe I was able to find a job in this economy
It's a minor miracle
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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ファミマ×ブイズコラボうれし〜
June 20, 2025 at 8:56 AM
TMI
I hate how many different things happen on a period like I'm already bleeding out my pussy, why does my ass hurt too
November 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
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lrt i think u have to earn the RIGHT to say “yuri” by reading at least 3 insanely problematic yuri mangas
November 19, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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🏰Oh Marcille, will you not let down your hair? Glance upon our linked wooden keychain!
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️‍⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The way I'm one of the younger people at my company and yet the most staunchly opposed to AI. I sound like a boomer but I refuse to touch it
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
First day at my new job :3
November 18, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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Glimpses of light, in the darkness...
November 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM