Handiest Homo
@handiesthomo.bsky.social
Building shelves in a thong. Flirting with ADHD. Serving chaos, cheeks, and jockstraps.
I live in a Dopamine Furnace. You never know what you’re gonna get around here.
📍MKE
I live in a Dopamine Furnace. You never know what you’re gonna get around here.
📍MKE
The Handiest Homo | Queer coding corporate apparel through Dress For Your Day since 2023.
As a famous #Broadway #ginger once belted, “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
#9to5 #caseofthemondays #gay #dresscode #queercode #ootd #annie #bulge #underwear
As a famous #Broadway #ginger once belted, “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
#9to5 #caseofthemondays #gay #dresscode #queercode #ootd #annie #bulge #underwear
October 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
The Handiest Homo | Queer coding corporate apparel through Dress For Your Day since 2023.
As a famous #Broadway #ginger once belted, “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
#9to5 #caseofthemondays #gay #dresscode #queercode #ootd #annie #bulge #underwear
As a famous #Broadway #ginger once belted, “You’re never fully dressed without a smile.”
#9to5 #caseofthemondays #gay #dresscode #queercode #ootd #annie #bulge #underwear
Waking up feeling like you were hit by a truck but so hard you’re ready to fuck is the very real dysphoria of #MorningWood
#monochromemonda #mcm #hardcock #boner #gay
#monochromemonda #mcm #hardcock #boner #gay
October 6, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Waking up feeling like you were hit by a truck but so hard you’re ready to fuck is the very real dysphoria of #MorningWood
#monochromemonda #mcm #hardcock #boner #gay
#monochromemonda #mcm #hardcock #boner #gay
October 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
October 1, 2025 at 1:07 PM
I’ve always believed one should dress for travel. The privilege of hurtling through the air at 650 MPH with 100 strangers is not meant to be savored in pajamas. ✈️
And hotel mirror lighting? Epic. #TowelTuesday #VacayLastDay #dadbad #jockstrap #scs #snakesonaplane
And hotel mirror lighting? Epic. #TowelTuesday #VacayLastDay #dadbad #jockstrap #scs #snakesonaplane
September 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I’ve always believed one should dress for travel. The privilege of hurtling through the air at 650 MPH with 100 strangers is not meant to be savored in pajamas. ✈️
And hotel mirror lighting? Epic. #TowelTuesday #VacayLastDay #dadbad #jockstrap #scs #snakesonaplane
And hotel mirror lighting? Epic. #TowelTuesday #VacayLastDay #dadbad #jockstrap #scs #snakesonaplane
September 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The Handiest Homo is on a SoCal vacay and woke up in Coachella Valley to a view of the mountains and the discovery that he can be naked in the back yard! Huzzah to #fcf
September 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
The Handiest Homo is on a SoCal vacay and woke up in Coachella Valley to a view of the mountains and the discovery that he can be naked in the back yard! Huzzah to #fcf
Psst. Hi! Hey. HEY!
Tell your friends it’s Fat Cock Friday!
#fcf #showersoftie #scs #shower #fatcockfriday
Tell your friends it’s Fat Cock Friday!
#fcf #showersoftie #scs #shower #fatcockfriday
September 26, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Psst. Hi! Hey. HEY!
Tell your friends it’s Fat Cock Friday!
#fcf #showersoftie #scs #shower #fatcockfriday
Tell your friends it’s Fat Cock Friday!
#fcf #showersoftie #scs #shower #fatcockfriday
September 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
September 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
When the #morningwood won’t quit, grab your cuppa, open your laptop, and start your #workday the right way - #boner forward.
Happy #mcm, Handies! What’s on dick for your #WFH day?
Happy #mcm, Handies! What’s on dick for your #WFH day?
September 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When the #morningwood won’t quit, grab your cuppa, open your laptop, and start your #workday the right way - #boner forward.
Happy #mcm, Handies! What’s on dick for your #WFH day?
Happy #mcm, Handies! What’s on dick for your #WFH day?
Rise and shine. It’s #monochromemonxay time! #mcm
September 22, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Rise and shine. It’s #monochromemonxay time! #mcm
September 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Friendship and brotherhood both rely on the shared knowledge that when one has a need, the other will always come for you.
#Batemoor #OralExams #CampusCock #DeepThroatDegree #CumLaude
#Batemoor #OralExams #CampusCock #DeepThroatDegree #CumLaude
September 22, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Friendship and brotherhood both rely on the shared knowledge that when one has a need, the other will always come for you.
#Batemoor #OralExams #CampusCock #DeepThroatDegree #CumLaude
#Batemoor #OralExams #CampusCock #DeepThroatDegree #CumLaude
A little hungover. Perfect day to Netflix and rot. How’s your #softiesunday going, dudes? #scs
September 21, 2025 at 8:22 PM
A little hungover. Perfect day to Netflix and rot. How’s your #softiesunday going, dudes? #scs
What a weekend. Thank god it’s #sundaycumday
September 21, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a weekend. Thank god it’s #sundaycumday
September 19, 2025 at 11:19 AM
September 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
