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Handsome Squidward
@handsomesquidward.bsky.social
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SpongeBob SquarePants connoisseur from the PNW
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 20h
Since when have republicans ever wanted to govern? And Lincoln doesn’t count.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 21h
REPUBLICANS LITERALLY DON’T CARE!
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 1d
Isn’t not a sterilizing vaccine you dipshit!
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 3d
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 4d
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 5d
charlie brown is sitting in a chair with a sad look on his face and says `` good grief '' .
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
STFU! I’m not giving any credence to you, because you’re an anti-trans bigot! We all know Trump is a POS.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
a man in a suit and tie is standing in a room with his hands on his hips and says well .
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
iPhones, what even are those?? 🤔 This guy sounds like a great prognosticator… 🫠
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
I was simply being hyperbolic and sarcastic to emphasize the utter ridiculousness of the situation.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 6d
When the Covid dam finally breaks & kids are dying or being severely, permanently disabled in droves will they still make them attend school? Can you legally make a dead child attend school? Will the new policy be “Drag your dead child’s corpse to class & duct tape them into their seat.” FFS! WTF!😳
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 7d
“Tell your children who the cowards were.”
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 7d
Do they know that flu is much harder to get than covid? If you’re sick right now there’s a good chance it’s Covid. Not a cold or the flu.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 7d
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 8d
I think the saying is “Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.”
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 8d
Rationalizing away something that should be a deal breaker for an elected official just to get something you want is the analogy you dipsh*t.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 9d
Yeah cuz he’s a frick’n Nazi.
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 9d
a cartoon of south park characters sitting at a table with the words told ya
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE NOW!
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
And round and round we go… 🤪
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
Oh yeah , definitely looks like a gun. 🙄
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
Same difference… 🤷🏻‍♀️ Jesus I can’t figure out if these guys are just cynical a**hats or morons?
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
a woman in a red shirt is making a funny face and saying `` sure , jan '' .
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Handsome Squidward @handsomesquidward.bsky.social · 10d
What… so soon? 🙄